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DadTales by DadTails

By DadTails

Do you enjoy DadJokes, DadShoes, grilling, sports, or a good cocktail? Join Ryan Johnson and his merry band of misfit parents each week as they discuss all things "dad". Whether you are new to being a dad or a seasoned pro this podcast will provide something for everyone.
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Emergency Podcast - A "concerned listener"

DadTales by DadTailsFeb 24, 2021

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16:06
S2 - E1 - Missed Connections

S2 - E1 - Missed Connections

WERE BACK!!!!!!

Tom and Ryan return from vacation and welcome Nick Cairney onto the show to discuss what parenthood means to him. They also debut their newest segment "Missed Connections" where they share their favorite missed connection from Craigslist and discuss. You won't want to miss this hilarious and thoughtful episode. 

Music by Ikson and The Head and the Heart

Sep 14, 202150:27
S1 - E24 - Is there such thing as work/life balance?

S1 - E24 - Is there such thing as work/life balance?

The guys discuss their 4th of Julys and then dive into the concept of if there is such think as work/life balance. The guys also begin a new series where they read a children's book and discuss it. Tonights book was "On the Night You Were Born" by Nancy Tillman. The guys end the episode laughing about the crepes scene in Talladega Nights and discussing Ryan's recent almond butter purchase. 

No episode next week for summer break! 

Enjoy! 

Jul 12, 202152:16
S1 - E23 - Self Care

S1 - E23 - Self Care

Ryan and Tom discuss their plans for the 4th, Ranchwater, and the pronunciation of creek. Then Ryan details the most premier haircut he has received and the guys talk about the concept of self-care. Have a happy and safe 4th of July! 

Cocktail of the Episode: Ranchwater - as described by Tom

Music: Paradise by Ikson

Jul 04, 202148:20
S1 - E22 - Happy Father's Day - SHAME, SHAME, SHAME

S1 - E22 - Happy Father's Day - SHAME, SHAME, SHAME

Ryan spills his whiskey while Tom roasts Ryan for not putting up a Father's Day post. Tom and Ryan discuss Tom's recent trip and his advice for flying with kids. Ryan tells the story of when a child tried to sell him a fidget spinner and discusses his new job/his recent trip to the Bonobos store. You won't want to miss this. 


Music: Paradise by Ikson

Jun 27, 202151:32
S1 - E21 - Happy Fathers Day!

S1 - E21 - Happy Fathers Day!

Ryan and Tom discuss Father's Day and give an ode their their own dads! Enjoy this heartfelt and fun episode! 


Music: Things Dad's Do by Thomas Rhett and Paradise by Ikson

Jun 20, 202144:15
S1 - E20 - Lena's Review

S1 - E20 - Lena's Review

Lena gives her review of the podcast and lets just say it's not the glowing review we thought we would get. Ryan and Tom also laugh about a few funny social media videos and discuss traveling with kids. Enjoy this funny episode. 


Music Paradise by Ikson

Jun 13, 202152:20
S1 - E19 - Is this our worst episode?

S1 - E19 - Is this our worst episode?

The guys discuss a wide range of topics including Memorial Day, Band Names, Mike Tyson (explicit language), Potty Training, Tom's oil change, La Croix, and much more.
The guys also discuss if this might be their worst episode for far. We didn't feel like we quite had "it" today, but you can be the judge. If you don't like it turn off your station.
No cocktail for this week!
Music: Paradise by Ikson
Jun 06, 202151:56
S1 - E18 - Memorial Day

S1 - E18 - Memorial Day

The guys are joined by Brad Buyle a active duty member of our United States Army. The guys discuss with Brad how he managers to parent and fulfill his obligations to serve our country. Brad offers great insight and advice for all parents. The guys also discuss the mental health challenges faced by so many soldiers and the ways normal citizen can help. Brad shared the link below as a resource for anyone looking to get involved or help out troops around the world and at home. Please have a safe Memorial Day and take a moment today to remember those who have made the ultimate sacrifice. 

https://www.defense.gov/Resources/Military-Support-Organizations/fbclid/IwAR19PddEFRYn6Sz6I94v5P8iaW5I6ZDKIHAyAEMaGLXvsO4nFjflLOsLwtg/


Music by Ikson



May 31, 202138:07
S1 - E17 - Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller

S1 - E17 - Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller

Ryan and Tom discuss Tom's exercise bike delivery, Real Men of Genius commercials, the cost of parenthood, and we do our first dramatic reading from the Tale of Mrs. Tiggy Winkle by Beatrix Potter. Lots of laughs are had and we hope you get something out of this. Tom made an Affogato, but I don't remember how to make it. Take a listen to learn how. Music is Paradise by Ikson. 

May 23, 202152:38
S1 - E16 - Peter Rabbit

S1 - E16 - Peter Rabbit

Ryan recounts the story of how he got a bunny after school in 7th or 8th Grade and the impact of pets in our lives and parenting. Join us for a funny, thoughtful, and at times maybe a bit immature episode.
May 16, 202154:15
S1 - E15 - There are no perfect parents

S1 - E15 - There are no perfect parents

Ryan and Tom discuss Ryan's recent troubles dealing with tantrums while having a few laughs along the way. Just remember that parenting is hard work and none of us are perfect! Please enjoy this episode. 


Cocktail of the Episode is a Fresca Paloma

2 oz Tequila

1 wedge of fresh squeezed lime

Mix and top with 3-4 oz of Fresca 

Enjoy! 

May 09, 202148:38
S1 - E14 - Ain't No Laws

S1 - E14 - Ain't No Laws

Ryan and Tom laugh about typical podcast mannerisms and discuss how their partners make them better using a story from Nick Saban. They also share their first day of the gratitude calendar which if you've been following along starts today. All of this is done while drinking a Lime White Claw which is the drink of the Episode. 

Enjoy and please engage with us on all social media platforms @dadtails! 

Website: www.dadtails.com

Email: info@dadtails.com

Voicemail inbox: 913-732-0980

Music by Ikson, Podcast Video Credit to - Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK

May 01, 202135:48
S1 - E13 - The Rule of 13

S1 - E13 - The Rule of 13

Tom and Ryan celebrate their 13th episode and talk about the Rule of 13 that was shared with them by DT Super Fan Mikey Needleman. Ryan and Tom review why they started DadTales for new listeners, what TV shows they are currently watching, Doge, and the upcoming may gratitude calendar. Enjoy! 

Apr 24, 202148:09
S1 - E12 - Gratitude
Apr 17, 202149:39
S1 - E11 - Parental Advisory

S1 - E11 - Parental Advisory

Ryan and Tom discuss the Easter Bunny and Santa. Due to this we recommend this is not listened to with little ears around! Enjoy!
Apr 10, 202144:41
SPECIAL: Easter Reflection 2021

SPECIAL: Easter Reflection 2021

Happy Easter! May the joy of this day resound always in your hearts and in your homes! Enjoy this short reflection with praise and worship from Mikey Needleman of the Mikey Needleman Band! 

The Lord is faithful! 

Apr 04, 202113:34
S1 - E10 - The Sommelier...?

S1 - E10 - The Sommelier...?

The guys are joined by the one and only Jay Breeden. He might be a Sommelier (not sure)? Either way, there is a great conversation about wine, parenting, high school jobs, and the Suez Canal. Enjoy this fantastic episode and don't forget to get some Kaycee Mac / Aquam Vinos Wine! Links below!
www.kayceemac.com/
www.avwineshop.com
Cocktail of the Episode
French 75
1 oz Brokers Gin
.5 oz Lemon Juice (Fresh Squeezed)
.5 0z Simple Syrup 1:1
3 oz Kaycee Mac Blanc Sparkling Wine
2 dashes of bitters (your choice on flavor)
Shake Gin, simple, and lemon juice. Strain into a flute glass. Top with sparkling wine.
Apr 03, 202101:10:33
S1 - E9 - The Music Man
Mar 27, 202141:29
S1 - E8 - Athens Olympics

S1 - E8 - Athens Olympics

What was meant to be a special episode is being released as a regular one! Tom and I discuss high schools jobs including Ryan’s time at McDonalds and Best Buy and Tom’s time working at Culver’s. Tom and Ryan also get sentimental about parenting. You won’t want to miss this. Music by Ikson
Mar 20, 202154:18
S1 - E7 - Hunting Bigfoot

S1 - E7 - Hunting Bigfoot

Tom and Ryan Discuss the most recent email from Mr. David Song while responding on air. They guys also discuss the new initiative in Oklahoma that involves hunting Bigfoot, and finally, the guys share their new phone number (913-732-0980) for users to call. Ryan and Tom discuss their dreams for the podcast again and remind users to get involved so we can continue to build an inclusive community of Dad's. 


Cocktail of the Episode "The Spicy Duck"

1 oz Duckkett Silver Rhum

1 oz Ancho Reyes Poblano Liquer

1 oz Lime Juice

1/2 oz of Simple Syrup


Shake and Serve Up

Mar 13, 202141:51
Special: The Last Year

Special: The Last Year

A year after the pandemic officially began and many things shut down. Ryan and Tom take a brief moment to reflect on the last year. No DadJokes or Cocktails. Just a brief reflection of faith and remembrance. 

Mar 11, 202111:02
S1 - E6 - BRUUUUCCCCEEEEEE

S1 - E6 - BRUUUUCCCCEEEEEE

Ryan's Dad joins the show for the first time and hilarity ensues. Our interview skills might need some work, but you won't regret listening to this humorous and heartfelt episode. Para Toda Mal Mezcal - Para Todo Bien, Tambien!

Cocktail of the Episode - Blood Orange Mezcalita

2 oz Mezcal

.75 oz of a mix of fresh Blood Orange juice and fresh Lime juice

.75 oz of Orange Liqueur (We use Contrieau) 

.25 oz of Agave Syrup

Shake and serve over ice with a salted rim 

Music by Ikson

Mar 06, 202141:60
S1 - E5 - Mr. David Song

S1 - E5 - Mr. David Song

The guys introduce their managing partner Mr. Joseph Carpenter while Ryan pleads with his mom to let Bruce come on the podcast. The guys also talk about their first investor (Mr. David Song) and discuss running away as children. You won't want to miss this! 


Drink of the Episode 

Ron Zacapa Solera 23 


Music by Ikson

Feb 27, 202134:35
Emergency Podcast - A "concerned listener"

Emergency Podcast - A "concerned listener"

Ryan and Tom respond to a concerned listener, Tom tells his DoorDash story, and Ryan dramatically reads a children's song in a new recurring segment. 

Feb 24, 202116:06
S1 - E4 - New Furnace, who this?

S1 - E4 - New Furnace, who this?

The guys discuss this week (Ryan's New Furnace), enjoy some Monogram Whiskey, name a stout based on this week's weather, and get sentimental at the end of the episode. Things Dad's Do. This is a "can't miss" episode! 

Cocktail of the Episode

2 oz of Whiskey on the Rocks

Music by Ikson and Thomas Rhett

Email us at info@dadtails.com

Feb 20, 202144:06
S1 - E3 - With Arms Wide Open

S1 - E3 - With Arms Wide Open

Tom and Ryan share their Blackberry moments, talk about a viral cat zoom call, discuss app in-game purchases, Dogecoin (again), and Creed. Join us for a hilarious episode. 

Cocktail of the Episode: Hail to the Chiefs Old Fashion

2 oz of Whiskey

2 spoonfuls of Simple Syrup (recipe below)

2 dashes of Regans No. 6 Orange Bitters

1 Orange peel for garnish

Simple Syrup 

1C Raspberries

1C Sugar

1C Fresca 

Stir, bring to a boil, cool, and strain before bottling

Music by Ikson

Engage with us: info@dadtails.com

Feb 13, 202131:03
S1 - E2 - Blackberry Moments

S1 - E2 - Blackberry Moments

Ryan and Tom discuss Avacado, The Bachelor, Below Deck, DuckTales, and Blackberry Moments. Join us for a fun and thoughtful discussion. 

Music by Ikson

Feb 06, 202135:13
S1 - E1 - What is DadTales? Is it DadTails?

S1 - E1 - What is DadTales? Is it DadTails?

Ryan and Tom discuss their dreams for the podcast, home improvement projects, Dogecoin, Gamestop, and honor the late Kobe Bryant. #girldad

Music: Paradise by Ikson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaWSFWTgdy8

Jan 30, 202130:18
DadTales Trailer

DadTales Trailer

A new podcast coming soon! DadTales by DadTaile. Ryan Johnson, Tom Carani and their merry band of misfit dads will explore all topics related to fatherhood. Grab a glass of whiskey, sit back, and enjoy the conversation. 

Music: Paradise by Ikson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaWSFWTgdy8

Jan 23, 202100:30