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The Husbandits

The Husbandits

By Jimmy Henry & Ryan DeGroot

A podcast where two LGBT daddies (er, husbands) delve into their weekly misadventures raising kids, crazy pup-monsters, and finding things to talk about other than kids and pup-monsters. Ryan shares an interesting tidbit Jimmy (probably) doesn't know. Jimmy adds his normal ADD musings that Ryan (definitely) doesn't.
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2. There's a Mystery Afoot, Biscuit!

The HusbanditsJun 03, 2021

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10. Don't Play with Weenie Boards

10. Don't Play with Weenie Boards

Welcome back, bandits! This week the guys talk about back to school and both Ouija Boards and Weenie Boards. Ryan is covering the Enfield Poltergeist that had over 30 witnesses, including a police office account.

Don't forget to give us a 5 star review if you love us! 

Aug 30, 202125:36
9. I'm Not Your Father, Hairy Caveman

9. I'm Not Your Father, Hairy Caveman

What's up Bandit Biscuits, it's time for some more Husbandits. Jimmy is talking about furry-Caveman-goosies before Ryan dives into the Madela Effect. Prepare for your mind to explode as they talk about the most popular examples. Did we get sucked up in a tiny blackhole? What does the C in CERN stand for? Why are we freaked out by the BERENSTEIN Bears? Find out! 

Aug 16, 202135:14
8. Judy Wanner

8. Judy Wanner

What's up bandits? This week your favorite Husbandits are back with the banter as they talk about Justin and Britney's infamous denim outfits, Jimmy's unnaturally long list of Ryan pet peeves, and the internet's unsolvable Cicada 3301 puzzle.

This week enjoy a bonus sprinkling of random movie references that don't contribute to the story. You're welcome!

Aug 02, 202143:21
7. Like Dumping Concrete in a Pool

7. Like Dumping Concrete in a Pool

They're back! This week the bandits share exciting family news from their sick bed and discuss bedside manner. 

Ryan tries to make 'bandit mysteries' a thing by recounting the strange Winchester Mystery House. Finally, Jimmy rounds out the episode with an epic construction fail. 

Jul 19, 202129:45
6. My Whale is Happy to See You

6. My Whale is Happy to See You

SORRY FOR THE LATE RELEASE! 

"All of the windows and doors in 657 Boulevard allow me to watch you and track you as you move through the house. Who am I? I am the Watcher and have been in control of 657 Boulevard for the better part of two decades now. The Woods family turned it over to you. It was their time to move on and kindly sold it when I asked them to."

The Husbandits are back for more Jimmy ramblings - this week involving Sperm Whales, kitchen minimalization, and letters from another 'Watcher'. Ryan tells the tale of 657 Boulevard and the creepy tale of The Watcher. 

Sources: The Cut, All That's Interesting

Jul 03, 202155:17
5. Rainbow-Sprinkling Funeral Home Action

5. Rainbow-Sprinkling Funeral Home Action

In 1943, 4 children hunting for bird eggs found the remains of a woman within the hollowed trunk of a Wych Elm tree. Ever since, "Who put Bella in the Witch Elm?" has been graffitied on English walls. 

Jimmy's ADHD is in full gear this week as the Husbandits share the tales of a hungry trunk bandit and some valuable tips to keep your relationship strong. Spoiler alert: Don't poop when your husband might be walking into the bathroom. Ryan gets back in creepy-mystery mode recounting the tale of 'Who put Bella in the Witch Elm?' 

The Husbandits need your help! Don't forget to rate and review the podcast anywhere you listen to help us find new listeners. Psst, Robert the Doll is waiting. 

Sources: Wiki, NY Times

Jun 24, 202143:53
4. Butt-Shaped Moon Jellies

4. Butt-Shaped Moon Jellies

This week The Husbandits fail basic geography naming the oceans while on vacation in Corpus Christi, Texas. Then Ryan talks through all of the twists and turns of the Dyatlov Incident, where 9 hikers died under mysterious circumstances.

Information from Wikipedia, Live Science, BBC, and The New Yorker

Jun 18, 202145:16
3. Slush Puppies, Coffee Grinches, and Robert

3. Slush Puppies, Coffee Grinches, and Robert

Believe it or not, this week Jimmy came prepared! This week on the Husbandits, the guys talk about the heartbreaking account of Grody's demise to the pup-monster, and the worst person/Coffee Grinch who went viral for his stories as a Starbucks Barista. Then Ryan takes us to Key West to explore the strange occurrences around the creepy stoner Robert the doll.

Jun 10, 202149:51
2. There's a Mystery Afoot, Biscuit!

2. There's a Mystery Afoot, Biscuit!

They're back! Jimmy discovers Ryan's superpowers and theme song, and Ryan unearths the mysterious Oak Island. Is there hidden treasure? Is Bandit Banter a thing? Why is there so much singing? Listen and (hopefully) find out.
Jun 03, 202147:12
1. The Partners In Crime & Tiny Lizards

1. The Partners In Crime & Tiny Lizards

It's the first one! Ryan & Jimmy share an introduction to their life, challenge each other to Would You Rather (who's Rambo?!), and discuss a whole slew of randomness.  
May 27, 202124:04