Episode 56: Tattoo Salon: 1 vs. 5 Stars

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One, Two, Three!

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buckle my shoe.

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Three, four, shut that door.

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Five, Six, pick up sticks.

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Seven, eight.

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I'm not straight.

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Nine, 10.

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That's the end.

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[Theme

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Song!]

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hi,

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hello.

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Chels!

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Hello listeners.

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And that is TreyGerrald.

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and together.

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We are.

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Chelsey Goose!

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Guess what I'm holding right here.

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Oh, my goodness.

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It's an Amazon package that I sent a tray that maybe will be helpful.

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Let's see, I'm going to open it

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Oh my God.

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Let's see.

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This is a great plug for our, um, Patreon, if you want to watch.

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Oh, I

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in plastic, so fresh and so clean.

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wrapping.

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Oh, thank you.

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can't take credit for that.

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Is it soft?

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So it's the, oh, I kind of like how it's like sort of tie

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dye.

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I wasn't expecting that, but I

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I actually really liked that,

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I think I might've turned tray into a three Wolf's howling at the moon kind of guy.

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it's a hundred percent cotton, so it does feel like a, like a Hanes t-shirt.

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Sure.

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Should I put it on

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Yeah, you can.

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So Trey's wearing the three wolves howling at the moon shirt.

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That was, was that last week.

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last week.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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See, thank God for Amazon.

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Really on top of that, um, already.

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Nice AMR.

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well, I feel sexy.

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Do you really.

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And if you don't know what we're talking about, go back on your podcast

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episodes.

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Yes.

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And then you'll be in the know.

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Do you have something you want to get off your chest?

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Yes, actually, today I really have a very maddening complaint and I'm ready to.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Against button down.

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T-shirts that come folded in their packaging?

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Interesting.

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Y.

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do we fold nice button down shirts that we know we're going to have to iron?

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Why, why they always have those metal clips?

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They're like weird paperclips that like leave indents on like The sleeves on the neck.

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They always folded all weird.

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Cause they make it a little square.

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And then it's like this shirt I'm specifically purchasing.

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Nice.

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And wrinkle-free, it kills me when it's a wrinkle-free material.

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And the first thing you do is you unpackage it.

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You have that cardboard, you have those weird, like plastic things around the button.

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like, yes, then sometimes there's this random tissue paper and it's like,

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Then they fall on the ground.

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I have to pick it up from my dogs, bite it.

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And then it's like, I like do that thing where you're like to like,

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sure.

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what I'm talking about?

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When you have a shirt

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it's

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like

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out.

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dryer?

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Yeah.

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You shake and it's like wrinkle to all hell.

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It's like It's like the shirt was packaged seven years ago and it's been in some grandmas addict.

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And now here I am having at it's like I'm running late.

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I'm excited for my new shirt and it's all wrinkled.

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There's like 900 wrinkles.

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And then I have to like figure out cause like starches and on trend anymore.

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And it's like, well, now I have to heat up my iron because a steamer is not

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like severe creases.

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Do you, have you ever experienced that?

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Is that like blouses?

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I feel like you're usually on hangers, but like I'm buttoned down

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Yeah.

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I think it's not like I have, cause I have a few like nice Ralph Lauren button downs, but in

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Just have them all staff.

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yes.

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Both exist, but like, they are like folded.

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I mean, I guess

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No.

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I know you mean,

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to like ship that probably to like a store or something.

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Well, that's my complaint.

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Okay.

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That's fair.

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I hear you.

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what about you?

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Is there anything you.

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want to complain?

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Well, yeah, like in the interest of talking about time and how it

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I don't care.

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I'm going to bring it up again.

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okay.

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Why do I have to talk to a robot before I talk to a human?

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I would almost rather be put on hold unpopular opinion maybe, but when I call the pharmacy.

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oh

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Every time, like even today, I really need to call the pharmacy.

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Cause there's something I need to deal with that.

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Like, they didn't send me one of my prescriptions and I needed to deal with that.

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But I was like, I can't call the pharmacy right now because that's like a two

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After I do that, then I wait on hold for like an hour to talk to a pharmacist.

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So it's just such a long process.

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Maybe like this is kind of, I guess, specific to the pharmacy, but really in general, it's fine.

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If you're going to have one, that's like to go to, you know, to be directed to

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But I mean like I'm a robot that can handle full sentences.

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Please tell me what it is that you need help with today.

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Like, no.

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I didn't get that.

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Repeat that.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Representative representative representative.

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I mean, how many times do I have to say it,

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Did you say orange Tabby cat, if not repeated again,

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It's so annoying.

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So you do want to hear the prescriptions we have on file.

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No, I don't.

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I don't.

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I don't.

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today's working hours are, these are different from Tuesday, are Thursday.

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We are here for that.

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It's just mad.

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It's so

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You know, it's wild.

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When I had to call the fraud department for that, those credit card

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Oh yeah.

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it, it rang like two times and then it was like a person and I was caught off

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my God.

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You're like, this is fraud.

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I screamed.

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I was like, This is a person.

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I think it it's part of this culture, which I don't, I'm not going to

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Like we can't have conversations cause we're so not used to talking.

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We're used to texting, pressing one for diff or two or three or talking to robots.

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Siri, Alexa.

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Dare.

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I say those two words amongst devices.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, that's it.

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I'm getting it off my chest.

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I feel better now, but still need to call the pharmacy.

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What am I going to find the time?

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I don't know.

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maybe you could do it in the background of today's episode.

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Would you guys mind, would you mind if I just queue up the call?

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Well, Chelsey, I am feeling really excited about going head to head.

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Oh, my God.

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I got scared a little bit.

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I'm also excited about GO!.

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Well, then let's do it

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Assess That Kvetch.

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today.

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Listeners is yet another.

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Versus up or so, and today we are going to cover both a one-star and a five-star

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Today's subject is Illuminati tattoo in Las Vegas.

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That's right.

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Sin city for this versus episode, Trey has selected the five star

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So to determine who reads first, we got to flip that.

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I think you have to guess.

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Okay, I'm going to say tails

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Okay.

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it's tails.

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Woo five-star first, today.

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I mean, I like going, that happens that way.

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Yeah, I think so.

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All right.

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Today we are covering, as Trey mentioned, the Los Vegas tattoo salon Illuminati, a secret

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All right.

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So presently on their website, this is how.

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Illuminati describes their service.

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They described themselves as being the best in Vegas, five star reviews, one, but clock off

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Any body piercing you want large selection of body jewelry.

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Walk-ins welcome.

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Come in.

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Visit with any of our professional artists for a free tattoo quote.

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There are 282 reviews for Illuminati tattoo on Yelp.

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So with that background info in mind, and I'm like a little bit afraid with

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I mean, this could be a tattoo nightmare.

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Okay.

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Not saying I'm seeing

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Your honor leading the witness.

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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All right.

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Well we'll neutralize the space.

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I'll I'll grab the Palo Santo.

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All right, so let's get ready to rumble for this versus battle, honey.

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Review That Review.

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All right friends.

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So today I am covering the five star review from Yelp for Illuminati tattoo.

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And my Review.

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was written by Dave S

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K, sorry.

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I don't even have my ledger out.

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What's wrong with

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get that has led to.

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I get my ledger.

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And this was written three years ago, and this is a five-star review.

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Okay.

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My 16 year old son really wanted a tattoo and his mother and I both gave out consent.

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However, when I took him to talk to a tattoo artist in Los Angeles, we learned

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So we researched some tattoo places in Las Vegas and found Illuminati.

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I called to confirm that we could get it done there and learned we'd

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I sat an appointment with an individual artist and when we arrived, there was some

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Um,

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I was kind of bummed initially, but Tommy stepped up and helped us out a

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And he ended up doing the tattoo himself.

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I don't have any tattoos, but I'm not the kind of dad who thinks there's

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It was an area.

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I have little expertise in and oh, think Tommy made it a solid experience for my son.

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And the tattoo is great.

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I'd recommend this place to anybody who wants some ink.

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And this has been denoted twice as useful and twice as cool.

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Cool.

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Dave.

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All right.

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Cool, Dave.

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So I like this five star review try.

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It's very interesting to me.

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I think that like, you know how we have this whole theory about one star reviews where

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And then I believe you, I'm just realizing and hearing this Review!

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like at first I was like, it doesn't really sound like a five-star review, but then I was like, but

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It could have turned out and I'm going to be more likely to believe him because he was honest about

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They didn't do whatever, but the tattoo ended up being good, which at the

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So like good job, Dave kind of queenly move.

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I know that's one of them.

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Well, two reasons why I chose this.

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I love the idea of like a parent.

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Who's like, yeah, I don't care.

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Like.

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But then yes, it's the opposite of what we cover so much on the show.

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Like, I love that they like highlight that it wasn't completely smooth sailings,

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So we have one spelling error and that's gave out consent.

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Is that right?

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And then at the end, they also say, and oh, think Tommy made at a solid experience.

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I think they've been to say.

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Ah, okay.

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All right.

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Well, I'm going to take James into consideration with my spelling

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Cause I'm going to think there's a slight possibility that there could have been an issue.

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So I think that's like that's a pass.

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I have one other question.

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What is your opinion on lowercase?

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I lowercase D apostrophe S we learned we'd need IDs with matching lessons.

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Uh, no.

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I mean, like, I think that, that, like, that's almost like we need it.

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It's like the, it, the ego and the superego, I think.

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Yes.

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In that case should be capital.

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Okay.

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All

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but I still got the point.

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Cool day is pretty cool.

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Pretty cool dad to co-sign on the 16 year old son.

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I mean, personally, I'm not a tattoo person.

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Might as well got that off right out of the bat.

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I'll never get one.

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How about you?

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I don't think I've been with two friends while they've gotten tattoos,

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I don't know what I would want.

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Also.

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I don't want to be committed to something the rest of my life also.

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I don't think I could do the like hours and hours of like the tiny needle.

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I don't think I could do it.

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Like, I don't think I have the stamina to like, withstand that.

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That's really why I don't want One,.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:18

I agree.

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I there's so many reasons I just don't want, I cannot commit to something permanently like that.

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I don't have that kind of personality and also religious reasons, but that's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:28

I know, I thought of that too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:30

Yeah, but here's the thing I really liked.

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Dave asses Review!

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is kind of looking through it, just now looking through my notes to see why I liked it so much.

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And I think it's because there's information and like a built-in referral

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The IDs needing to match the last name.

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Like maybe if I was parent like Dave and I was a cool Dave, maybe I would want to know, oh, cool.

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Like this is a place where I can do this for my kid.

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I just need to make sure that I have my ID or like, I don't know, whatever it might be helping.

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Maybe you have a different last name than your kid, and you'd have to like work a

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So I thought that that was kind of cool of cool, Dave.

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I know that's not his name, but I can't call him anything.

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And then I also liked that they shouted out Tommy, Tommy obviously sort of saved

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So if I go, I know, okay.

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Tommy, somebody that maybe I'd want to go to, they didn't put a picture, right?

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No image.

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Cause that's a big question.

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Am I do I do want to know where the son's tattoo is on the body?

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I be curious, like, how detailed is it?

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What is it, how long did it take?

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But I do want to point out, I actually give a lot of credit to the fact that Dave cool,

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that like you might be dealing with lots of drunk people or, you know,

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I'm happy to know that at least when Dave was there, the people working weren't in that

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Cause I, I just feel like that could be very risky, especially in

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

Oh, yeah, it's interesting because normally, like a photo would just

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You know, what do they say?

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A photo is worth a thousand words, especially in this case.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:50

Uh, grade.

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When I see a establishment and they have five star reviews across the board

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To the point where they're overall is five, even though they have some one-star reviews, it makes

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This was a F a five and not a four, because it does feel a little bit Forry it makes

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And I feel like there's a very easy way in a tattoo Review!

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to prove whether or not that's true or not.

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And that is include a photo,

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:37

I mean, I hear that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:38

but especially as a tip to like the business owner, because if you are

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

So we can see this is what's coming out of the store.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:48

It is interesting because this is written by the father and not the 16 year old.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:53

But yeah, I asked, I also wish that there was.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:56

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:56

Do we think it's common or fluky?

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:58

I mean, I wonder how many under 18 year olds like get parental consent.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:03

I wonder, I'm curious how often that happens.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:05

It doesn't seem like the tattoo parlor was thrown by that at all.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:08

They talked about on the phone and then Tommy was like, Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:11

it's fine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:12

You know?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:14

Not necessarily, I guess, being the most common in this sense, because the

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

So even if you weren't in this quite this situation, you would still leave knowing

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:29

Any humor or entertainment here?

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

No pretty like dad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:34

Well, Dave keeps it nice and cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:35

You know, the only thing I want to touch on again quickly, um, with common is just

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:49

There's no guarantee you're getting Tommy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:51

That's true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:51

I think I could crown this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:53

I think I can crown cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:54

Dave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:55

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:55

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to

VOICEOVER: 00:20:06

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:14

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:15

So Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:17

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:19

To be honest, I was teetering between four and four and a half myself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:22

I decided to go with four because I, I, I kind of talked myself out of making

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

I took away the one crown because.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

I'm a little bit suspicious because I didn't get that photo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

I just wish I would've gotten that photo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:43

And then I think it would have taken me over the top, but other than that good Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:48

useful information specificity that I enjoyed and the unique spin on a situation that

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:57

So for that reason, I went with four crowns, why three and a half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:02

Well, I think that you persuaded me cause I didn't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:05

I also in looking, I noticed tons of photos, but I didn't even think about it with this one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

And then I did sort of make me think, like, I there's at least half a crown taken off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:14

If you didn't include, like, this is an artwork, so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:18

I kind of want to see it for myself, but I, I actually appreciated the reversal the

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:30

I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:31

I kind of think it feels like a four-star.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:33

So I went with three and a half because I think it's, you know, I believe them, I think there

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

Fair enough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:46

but good job Cole day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:47

Cool.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

Dave, way to show up to the battle.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

I got to say you put up a good fight.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:53

Cool, Dave.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:54

And I appreciate the cool Dave is like supportive of whatever their kid wants.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:57

Like we should all be so as kids.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

So let's take a quick break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:03

And when we come back, we can hear an entirely different side of the story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

Ho ho ho ha ha.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:14

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

Cute.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:19

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:20

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

It's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:49

And guess what?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:49

Listeners, we have a brand new game created entirely by Chelsey Donn, cello.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:59

What are we doing?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:01

I'm so scared.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:02

my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:04

I worked so hard on this Queens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:06

So this game is called tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:08

R O.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:18

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:19

So here's the deal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:21

I am going to read something that is either a tattoo or a Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:28

Trey's going to have about three seconds to decide, or we're going to have

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

Here's ed a tattoo Or is it a Review!?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

Or both.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:44

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:45

There's no doubt about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:46

They're probably both.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:47

Um, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:49

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:50

pickles, no ketchup,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:57

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:13

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:17

I know Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

for quest protein powder on Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:24

It's not going to be easy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

I told you I worked hard on this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:26

Here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:27

God

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

Moose meat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:34

tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:38

I go vault.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

That is a review for cryo healthcare, which didn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:47

Whoa,

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:48

Alright.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

Roses are red.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

My name's Dave.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:54

This poem makes no sense microwave.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

that's a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

I got one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

Finally, I got a

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:08

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

Isn't that such a crazy tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

More fun, little playground.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:18

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:19

Rovio yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:21

Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

that's the maple street playground.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:28

staring bitch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:35

I hope it's a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:38

Oh, my God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

I know aggressive, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:41

It's like those bumper stickers where you're like, okay, calm down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:44

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:45

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:46

Naughty or nice.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

This could be either thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:54

I'm going to say, I'm going to say Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

It is a reveal, but, but it was definitely planted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

Cause it could be either one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

It was a review for John, but Jews of all things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:05

How many more should we do?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:06

I have like a ton.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:07

It's up to you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:07

Let's do a few more and then we'll do the others in the AFTRA

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:11

Don't mess with pizza.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:18

tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

That's good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

You're getting better.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:23

There's a learning curve maybe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

Okay, bro.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:27

I can handle my Saturday live.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

Review!.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:37

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:38

Can you believe it?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:39

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:41

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

Just beat the devil out of it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:50

tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:53

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:53

Let's do a last one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

Do you have a big grand finale?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

This place needed a new manager.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:05

I'm just going to say tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:09

It's a Review!, but I just thought it would be so funny if that was a tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:17

What is that for?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:19

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:20

That's our view for Chucky GS,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:22

Ah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:23

this place data, new manager.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:25

right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:26

Well, I got six listeners.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

How many did you get?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

really good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

Those were so much harder than I thought they would be.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:34

I'm telling you I didn't go for the low hanging fruit.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:36

Like my entire algorithm in Instagram will forever be changed and I don't even want the tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:41

So there you

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:42

Well, that was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

Thanks Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:44

Thanks

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:45

me on that fun adventure of tattoo or Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:51

is it a hot too, or is it a raw view ground?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:55

I find out we'll hear more on our after show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:00

Oh, that was fun.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:02

We're back from that fun brand new never been seen or heard game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:10

I had

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:10

have one more sound effect.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:15

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:20

Well, now we are really back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:21

We are back from that brand new game break.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:25

And if you just skipped ahead to the second review, you might want to rewind back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:30

it was, uh, it was quite a good time and something totally different.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

Good job Chelsey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:36

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:36

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

All right, queen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

So let's hear the flip side.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

I'm nervous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

What is this one star you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:42

have?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:44

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:44

Don't be nervous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:45

Try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:46

You're safe.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:47

It's okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

So this is a one-star review written by Brooke B.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:54

Obviously we know the subject, so let's just get right into it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:59

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:00

Don't believe every Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

you see?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:03

Oh, no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:04

Me and my boyfriend when to get tattoos last night, because why not?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:09

It's Vegas anyways.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

I just wanted a simple line work tattoo, no shading, no depth.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:17

Just simply line work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

When I showed the artist who did not tell me his name, the tattoo I wanted, he said, and I quote.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

Oh, sweet.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:29

I love line work tattoos like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:31

Like minimalistic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:35

I then send him the picture of what I wanted, which printed funky because of the lighting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

So he traced it out and looked awful on the face.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:46

When he put that Sensel on my, I made sure to tell him I wanted the eyes like

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:56

He said, don't worry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:57

He can do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:59

Well, this had to took about an hour, which I thought was crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:04

He kept going back for more ink and changing the needles and whatever, and it hurt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:11

I'll be honest.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:12

I was wondering what the hell he's doing that hurts so bad and feels like he's scribbling

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:24

He's the professional.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:25

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:27

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:28

When I saw my tattoo in the mirror, finally,

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

Oh no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

I almost passed out because I hated it so much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

Obviously it's permanent.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

It's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:43

I got, obviously it's permanent and beyond fixing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

So

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:48

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:49

I paid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:51

Once I got outside, I was sobbing and how ugly it is how much I hated it immediately.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:57

After getting into the Uber, I started researching laser tattoo removal.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

And once I realized that is so out of my budget, I've decided to get a coverup from a place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

I know once this awful thing heals, I just don't know where he went wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:19

There was such a simple design.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:21

I gave him and he just completely chewed it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:25

Shit it out, then set it on fire.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:28

Feel free to laugh at how cute my original design was and how the cherub I ended up with looks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:36

I wanted to cry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

And then.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:43

She did include two photos, the original photo, which I can share with Patreon, but it's like

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:01

So simple just lines, literally, no shading at all.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:05

And then a photo of the actual tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:11

And then.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:12

Uh, it says now, um, now what is this shit?

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:17

It's fates looks like an old witch and a cherub had a love child and what's with the hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:24

So I'll show you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:27

I'll tell you yesterday.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:28

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:29

Sharing entire screen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

Oh, I don't want to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:33

Oh, yeah, that's not too that first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:35

Hold on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:36

So know, I feel bad for Brooke.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:40

She definitely didn't get what she wanted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

So this is Brooke's original concept.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:45

Can you see.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:45

Uh, it is

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:46

So it's like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:47

lines.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:48

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:48

So it's all singular lines.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:50

Like it does look like there's like, yeah, it's an angel cherub.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:54

They have like cheek, like it looks like they have a little bit of blush, but I can see how you

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:00

I don't want any shading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:01

It's just, it's just line.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:03

So it's clear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:04

They gave a, um,

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:06

the eyeball.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:07

yeah, it's cute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

It's cute.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

And then this is what they ended up with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:14

Oh, no, what's up with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:23

this arm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:24

Why is the arm red

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:27

Well, maybe blood

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:29

look at the shading in the, hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:30

the hair is like bangs are black.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:35

and so bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:37

You guys it's, it's so bad.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

Like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:41

I think I was going to saving the description is actually pretty accurate

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:46

uh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:47

that it has like, uh, its face looks like an old wedge and a chair I've

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:53

I mean, really like what is with the hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

And they will say, it's funny about Brooke is that Brooke didn't need.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:02

no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:02

She used hardly any she's one of the, you know, I feel like it's a Jen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:07

Um, I leaving it up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:09

Cause it's so funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:11

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:12

Um, I know I've, you know, like gen Z, the ones that are younger than us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:18

I think so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:19

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

You know how they like do this thing where they just write in lowercase letters.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

I don't know if you could see this, but Brooke's entire Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:29

was written in just lowercase letters though.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:31

Like punctuation, commas, you know, all of that was correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:36

me crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:37

Which, yeah, I know it was, it was a little bit, but it didn't drive me that crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

But what was, what was interesting is that the word hurt is written

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

all

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:47

letters, which really makes it stand out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:50

It's almost like there's a poet that does this, right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:53

That just writes in lowercase

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:55

EE Cummings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:56

E Cummings.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:57

Thank you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:58

It's almost like an EE Cummings poet, like a long E Cummings poem, because,

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:04

All you see is hurt when you look at it, like really stands out like a word find.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:10

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:10

Well, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

So speaking, speaking on the hurt.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

So I did think it was funny, like Brooke says, why is it hurting?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

Like, why is there scribbling?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:21

Why it feels like someone's scribbling on my arm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:23

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Uh, and then obviously we both died at obviously it's permanent, but this brings

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:46

Or the girl, I don't know who the tattoo person was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:48

They didn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:48

give name, which

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

didn't the name.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:50

but

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:50

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

Well, the person didn't give them the name, which is, I think is very interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:54

They don't have name tags.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:56

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:57

And the person like didn't give them the name, maybe because they didn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:01

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

Also.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:03

I was also curious, like, you can't see how it's going.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:06

Like you only get a reveal, like a make-over on a show like you, like in Mrs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:12

Doubtfire,

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:12

I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:13

and it's like, hello.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:16

I don't know, cause I've never had a tattoo, but like I've been watching

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:34

Like if it was on your arm, they're kind of like on top of it with a needle and

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:42

ink smears.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:43

I can kind of see how, if somebody was just in there and like Brooke said she was

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:52

Like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:53

Oh, my God that

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

And, and something that they touched on that I think is really important

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:00

is don't believe every Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:01

you see, because I think that this sense of false security of, oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:08

Came from the fact that they do have so many, five star reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:12

And if you see so many, five star reviews, you are going to kind of

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:17

And it sounds like this was Brooke's first tattoo.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:21

seem that way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:21

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:22

Cause they seem very new to this whole world.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:25

Like I know nothing about tattoos, like literally zero.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:28

And I know it align work tattoo is that is not aligned work tattoo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

Like they clearly had a conversation where it was like wine work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:38

No shading looks like this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:41

So even if something did go wrong with the cental and maybe that should have

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:50

If.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:51

It's so basic.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:53

It's just like such a basic trace line,

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:56

what I was going say.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:57

like a hard skill to do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

I don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

I think that they're the people that are really good at these thin lines.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:04

Tattoos that a lot of celebrities and people like are super popular.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

Dr.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

Wu.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

I mean like the schedule, they are flying all over the world, you know, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:13

I'm not demeaning the art of it, but I will say it seems very clear what Brooklyn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:20

There's no color in her image.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:22

It's just a black and white image and this final tattoo, it's like the hair's like kind of

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:34

but the most part to me are the white dots and the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:38

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:39

It looks like they like went too dark and then just put in white.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:44

Like, I think that is when Brooke references what's with all the changing of the needles.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

I'm assuming that's

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:49

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:50

Oh, you're probably, yeah, it was probably the color.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:53

You're

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:53

Well, to all of this, I do think this is seeping and value

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:58

It's like the before and the after, that's huge.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:03

And I just feel like I believe it because I can see the image.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:09

So I don't even question if it's truthful or shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:11

I mean, I guess like if I was trying to like cover all corners here, No,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:21

It just seems like yikes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:23

Now, as far as typical, common fluke, I have no idea, but we're in this debate

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:35

I don't know, but it doesn't seem like this is like the David or like some, it's like a little

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

Like it doesn't that involved.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:46

Like you're

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

And if is, if it is my point, is that it's enough of a known

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:55

Nine months ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:57

So at this point in, you know, 20, 22 or 2021, when this was written, we know this design

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

So if somebody comes into a tattoo shop that is this renowned and this whatever

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:22

They would say, oh, Bobby Bobby is the one that's really good at doing the line

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:27

going to say that too, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:28

Like that ease that a lot of the artists would have their specialties.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:32

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:33

Cause even on the tattoo redo show that I'm watching, like each artist that they show,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

And that's like, what's cool about these tattoo artists.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:45

And I would imagine that that would be what's cool about coming to one of these places is

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:52

Skillsets and different things to offer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:54

And so when you are telling them, this is what I want, you would think that they

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:03

I mean, this is so not what was requested.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

that's really like I'm sitting here thinking like, obviously I think I was

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:18

Cause that's a little to me, but I'm also thinking I appreciate it because I imagined

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:29

It'll be okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:30

figure it out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:31

They do those.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:32

I don't know that like it does kind of make me think this is very queenly right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:36

It would really make me arm

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:39

like do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:39

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:40

It's like not like, do you specialize in this?

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:43

Do you have photos that you've done of like this style?

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:47

But then I also do think, like, you know, the, you know, devil's advocate

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:53

And so like, you have to like it more than like offending or upsetting the artist.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:00

Like it's going to be on you forever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:01

So I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:03

Poor bruh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:04

Fuck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:04

I also feel like it's one of those things, like once the train

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

And also I think the whole idea of the stencil and like you were saying whether or not you can see it

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:19

So the stencil is on top of the skin and they're doing it like over the Stenzel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:27

You might not really know exactly what it is until they take the cents off and do the

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:37

Like you might not actually see it, which makes me realize, I mean, Dutch palsy obviously, but why.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:44

Dr.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:45

Wu and celebrity tattoo artists that literally like one of my friend's

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:52

I think she does all of like Hillary Duff stuff and Hillary flies her

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:59

And I was like, wow, that's extreme, but no, it's not extreme because it's that important.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:03

Like you have to be able to trust the person that's doing it to be able to deliver.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:09

1000%.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:10

Like they have to have a home run every time because it's like, yeah, it's on you forever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

Scary stuff.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

I think I can.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:20

think I can crown Brock.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:21

How do you feel?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:22

I think I can Cranbrook.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:23

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:24

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:24

Let's.

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The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:32

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:33

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:33

So I went with four and a half crowns tray, one with a full Review Queen,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:39

Tell us why you made Brooke B a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:44

Nice constellation prize,

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:45

I don't like the use of all lowercase, but I that's my personal taste.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:50

And that's my opinion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:52

That's really the negative here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:54

I honestly think like the images really push it over.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:58

I really now have a fuller sense of that was really lacking and the five star to

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:05

One-Star-Zinger.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:07

I just feel for Brock and I, I think this is something I will remember.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:11

I'm definitely going to remember that, which knows.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:13

Um, why did you do four and a half?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

know I was so teetering before between four and a half and five.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:19

And I, I did take off the demerit for the all caps, but I feel like I

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:25

Cause I really feel like Brooke is so Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:29

Queenie here and did everything that she was supposed to do for the assignment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:33

She made me feel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

Genuinely bad for Like, and then after I felt bad, I looked at the photos and I was like, Ooh girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:42

Like I, you know, so she was, she was truthful and, and like made me feel something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:49

And then she provided the evidence.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:51

So I'm, uh, I'm going to say, let's make Brooke a full Review Queen signed off

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

Good job Bruck.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

You really brought it and I'm sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:05

And I hope, I hope it didn't get on that show tattoo, redo,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:09

I

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:09

and, uh, they can help you out,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:12

I also just, I want to reiterate that like Brock, I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:20

Brooke really treats them like the expert and you see the, oh, I'm sorry, Brooke, but congrats.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:28

You're a Review Queen for.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:30

I hope that that like makes the sting just a little bit less stingy,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:38

some of the hurt

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

well, all of your listeners, If you have any tattoos, call us, tell us about it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:44

Do you have any horror stories?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:45

Do you have any fun stories?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:46

Do you know anything about tattoos?

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:47

Cause we sort of are novices in that world.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:50

So if you have anything you want to share about tattoos, call us, leave us a voicemail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:53

We'll discuss it on the show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:55

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Trey Gerrald: 00:45:57

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Chelsey Donn: 00:45:58

If you disagree, please always feel free to let us know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:01

So now we've heard this one star opinion of Illuminati, and we've heard

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

How do we feel like would, if we were of the tattoo, getting

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:21

I use the railway,

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:22

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:22

I mean, I would go, I just would be very particular and I, I will learn from Brock to be

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:31

What would you to,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:32

I guess my overall feeling on it is that I think that I am right in that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:37

I think there's some insider incentive here for these five-star reviews because we have

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:47

These ones are reviews and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:49

We have that five serve you, that felt more like a four star review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:53

And we're leading on our website with all these five star review things.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

So something smells fishy and Illuminati town to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:02

And I do not think that I can trust this Yelp.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:08

That is my takeaway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:10

um,

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:11

And, and that's, that's the feeling that I'm going away

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:17

Representation now a 3.5 might be, you know, I don't think that a

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:24

I get it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:25

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:25

Oh, here you

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:26

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:27

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:27

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:28

My equation, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:32

Who are you inducting today for?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:37

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:38

We know friend of the pod, Emily Crowder, we've already nominated her before,

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:48

When you, like, when you need a little serotonin boost, you know, go to Emily

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:54

So one day I was going through Emily's stories and she happens to share Mandy Patinkin Instagram.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:02

Now, I don't know if do you follow Mandy Patinkin?

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:07

No, you don't.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:08

Well, you shed because it is like, so I don't know why it's just so comforting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:14

It's Mandy Patinkin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:16

As we know the actor, the famed actor, Broadway movies, all the things he shares this page

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:30

And their son, I guess, is involved with filming them in these videos that are just

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:51

That was just like, so poignant and Lamont wrote bird by bird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:55

I just think there's not enough content out there that just makes you feel good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:59

It makes you feel comfortable to watch it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:01

And I highly recommend you get Mandy Patinkin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:04

I'll follow whether or not you're a huge fan of him as an actor or not.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:08

I just find his page to be so endearing and I have to endorse them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:11

And I will say that beyond the fact that they have these videos that are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:16

Heartwarming and them at home and feel very authentic and real, like a real relationship.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:20

They also are pretty outspoken in terms of advocacy for standing up for

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:26

Like they're really big with the IRC, um, international rescue committee and

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:33

It's a nice mix of like, it's inspiring.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:36

It's funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

It's boomers that, you know, don't know millennial things and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:43

It's just a hodgepodge of everything that I like when it comes to a great Instagram page.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:48

So thanks Emily Crowder, fraternity me on to it and check it out at Mandy Patinkin on Instagram.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:57

So I'm going to make you My Royal Highness, Mandy Patinkin and Catherine grody.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:03

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:07

No, I don't follow Mandy Patinkin, but I obviously know who he is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:14

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:15

Well, that was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:16

Good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:17

I'm going to follow him into Patinkin and then I'll know what you're talking about.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:19

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:20

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:21

Well, we did a queen that is another round on the REU, a herder head RQ Ferris wheel of that hurts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:31

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Chelsey Donn: 00:50:56

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Trey Gerrald: 00:52:53

Mandy Patinkin and huh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:55

I mean, was it a left field?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:57

I just listen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:58

Maybe when you start following, you'll understand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:01

Now you're wearing the Wolf shirt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:02

Maybe you're going to start feeling differently.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:05

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:06

I thought you were going to do that tattoo thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:08

So that really threw bait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:10

I was like Mandy

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:11

I was, let's get to the tattoo redo, but they don't know anything about tattoos.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:19

So I didn't feel like I should, co-sign a tattoo or redo show that people seem

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:28

Oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:29

And last minute I just thought, well, I have been spending a

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:36

So I might as well give Mandy and, and, uh, his wife credit

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:41

And sun,

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:42

and son.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:44

Well, you know, it's a decision that I made and now it's permanent.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:47

I love that you did.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:48

I just literally was like, how is she going to get to this tattoo show by talking about Emily

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:52

Emily Crowder.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:53

And then it was like Mandy Patinkin.