Episode 6: Wish.com / 12 Foot Giant Inflatable Ball

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californiana and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore..

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Review That Review!

CHELSEY: 00:00:30

Hi.

TREY: 00:00:31

Hi!

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Hello, Chelsey!

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Ugh, I fall more in love with that theme song every time we listen to it.

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It really is fun.

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It really is.

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We're the luckiest!

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Oh my gosh.

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Hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcasts dedicated to reviewing...

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...reviews!

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

TREY: 00:01:00

That's Chelsey Donn,

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And that's Trey Gerrald.

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And together we are...

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The Review Queens.

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My crown is bronze and polished and ready to go.

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It looks so gorgeous.

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Those, um, gorgeous gemstones, their blo...

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ow.

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Ow they're blinding me.

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Oh my God.

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How's your week been, Chels?

CHELSEY: 00:01:24

My week has actually been great.

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I had my birthday, I celebrated my birthday.

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I got to see people in person and hug friends that I haven't seen in over a year.

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I got to actually hug my friends.

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It was so nice.

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And, I went to another friend's birthday and I met new people and I went to a Dodgers game.

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So.

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It's like both the most bizarre thing to be seeing so many people and also such a blessing.

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so I feel great.

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How was your week?

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Trey?

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I had a good week, another great week, living life, breathing air.

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In real time, we've just launched last Wednesday.

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And, uh, so it's been a very exciting fun week, uh, with a lot of correspondences

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I am happy to be alive.

CHELSEY: 00:02:13

Yes, we should all remember how lucky we are.

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And with that in mind

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Yes.

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In leaning into gratitude and remembering how very lucky we are.

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I think it's time for us to.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Well, I'm ready.

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I'll start.

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Please get us, get us going.

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All right.

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Today, the complaint I'm going to be lodging is for something very obnoxious.

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It is "Cash Only" anything.

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I hate when you go to a restaurant, when you go anywhere, if it is not a garage sale, if

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Now I understand you as the vendor have to pay a fee for credit cards.

CHELSEY: 00:03:02

True.

TREY: 00:03:02

Okay.

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It is 2021.

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It is, that is a cost of business who is "Cash Only" anymore?

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That, that is so obnoxious to me being told, oh, cash only.

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No, if you cannot pay the 2% fee for swiping the square, then I don't

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It's a wack job to not accept credit cards.

CHELSEY: 00:03:32

I get it.

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Now, the worst is when you get to the place, you didn't know that it was cash only.

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You didn't bring any cash now what?

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It's terrible.

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We went on a double date with, my brother and sister-in-law and we

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And when she called to make the reservation and they were like, remember it's cash only.

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And every single page of the menu was cash only it said at the bottom.

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And they have an ATM inside $7 and 50 cent fee.

CHELSEY: 00:03:59

Stop it that's wrong.

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so then I'm thinking like, okay, so you paid for this ATM machine that

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Great!

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Do your thing, but it's obnoxious to me.

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Like, I just think that it's very bizarre to like, be running a business and not be doing

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She had a booth at you know, it was yeah, like a vendor fair where you

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And those people had square machines to run credit cards.

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Like how are you a business in Manhattan?

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And what has also been really fabulous in this pandemic shutdown is a lot

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Cause we thought that was dangerous and scary.

CHELSEY: 00:04:44

I know I was going to say that, like, I actually.

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I, I tend to carry around cash.

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I go to the farmer's market every week.

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I like that cash exchange.

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I know, call me.

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We are in, I like enjoy being like, where did you, where did these eggs come from?

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Tell me a little bit about this chicken.

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I want to know what they, where they've come from.

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Here's $20.

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Thanks for the eggs.

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I mean, and then they give me change, but there have been a lot of places where it's no cash now.

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To me.

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I,

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You're about it.

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I just think like, I'm just not a cash person, that's it.

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I get it.

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Like, so therefore BYE!

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Anyway...

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I do think eventually we're not going to have cash anymore, right?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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It's like this cryptocurrency or whatever they're trying to do.

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Yeah.

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That, or it's just like, you'll just have a balance and we'll just ding

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And we're all gonna just jump on board.

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Like we always do.

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So that's my complaint.

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Uh, if you are a cash only establishment consider jumping in to the times.

CHELSEY: 00:05:43

It's an option.

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Exactly.

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Chelsey, what about you?

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Do you have any complaint you want to lodge?

CHELSEY: 00:05:47

Yeah, I, you know, have something I'd like to get off my chest.

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I don't know if anyone else experiences this, but my bath is very slippery, slippery bath.

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It's a, it's a bath shower combo.

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And for whatever reason, it's just, it's very slippery.

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And I feel I put my life in God's hands every time I step into the bath and I've

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And in my experience, it makes it worse.

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Often I feel, you know, it's like I went from just surfing to now.

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I'm like, I dunno, snowboarding on top of the bath because now I have like a, a thing

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And what I would truly love.

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Is if there's anyone listening, who's had this experience who feels my pain and who's found a

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Someone's got to do something about the slippery baths and that's my complaint.

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It's a really good complaint.

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Have you?

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Um, I remember like my grandmother back in the day, she had like individual

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It wasn't like a, like, suction terrible.

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Those don't work.

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it was like sandpaper little like animals that you could put individually.

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Have you tried those?

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Yeah.

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When I was a kid, my grandfather put those in our bath and I do think

CHELSEY: 00:07:24

now that I'm so reviews crazy, every time I go on Amazon even find something

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You know, my thought.

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there was probably some chemical that kills us that they used back then...

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Exactly.

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Right.

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Anyway, I'm all worked up about this.

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I hear you.

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And, um, I I'm definitely a bath person.

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So I don't like having the mats at the bottom.

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You know, like my nephew, they bathe him every night and they have to take the suction mat

CHELSEY: 00:08:00

Yeah.

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I know it like grows something.

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A science

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people need to, um, we keep pitching these Shark ideas.

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Here's another one.

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Yeah.

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If you're an inventor and you're listening to this, you're welcome.

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oh, wait, hold on.

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Hold on.

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My phone's buzzing.

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Hold on.

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Okay.

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Sure.

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Listener voicemail!

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Oh my God.

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You guys.

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It's an exciting, exciting day.

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We received.

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A voicemail in our voicemail box, which if you haven't heard we say it at the

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It's 1-850-REVIEW-0.

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And here is a message from a listener named Emily.

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Oh, my God.

EMILY: 00:08:44

Okay.

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Hi, I love the podcast.

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I would like to lodge a complaint.

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I'm not an angry person, but this truly makes me insane.

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It turns me very quickly into like an, a barbarian.

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What do you think of Emily's voice so far?

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Do you think that the preface of not being an angry person is factual?

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I belive her.

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She sounds very nice.

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She seems nice.

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Yeah.

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And I like the, um, visual imagery of barbarian.

CHELSEY: 00:09:12

Yeah.

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I think she's going to give us a lot of more descriptive words.

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It's hear what else she has to say.

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Okay.

EMILY: 00:09:16

I would like to complain about the people who use an escalator and then they

EMILY: 00:09:27

Okay.

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So it creates very dangerous, like domino effect.

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it's like a pile-up...

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ugh

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People just stand there as if there is not this automatic chain of

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And you are, you're about to tell people and all you have to do is keep walking, keep walking.

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This happens a lot.

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I feel like, uh, I feel like Emily is getting a little heated as she is sharing....

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but you know what?

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This is the part we all, we, we can identify with this.

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This is the part where you're like, it feels good.

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Now I'm complaining.

CHELSEY: 00:10:04

Let me really let it out.

TREY: 00:10:06

I mean, I'm, I'm mad about cash only.

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You're mad about bathmats and

CHELSEY: 00:10:09

about it's Emily, take your chance.

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This is a worthy lodging of a complaint.

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I will say,

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Do you think she's a gymnast?

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Cause she used the word dismount.

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That is kind of what you do have on a, on an escalator.

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If you're going up, you do have to sort

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you have to dismount.

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I love that.

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What a great descriptive word.

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I also thought.

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Yeah, maybe she was a gymnast probably when she was younger and possibly a dancer.

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I don't know.

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I'm getting dance vibes.

TREY: 00:10:32

Okay.

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Let's keep going.

EMILY: 00:10:34

Escalators are universal, right?

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Like they exist everywhere and we use them.

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Since we like forever, like since we're children, like everybody

TREY: 00:10:48

Hmm.

EMILY: 00:10:48

and it's common sense and it's not difficult to step off of it and keep walking.

EMILY: 00:10:56

I don't, I just, yeah, that's my complaint.

EMILY: 00:11:00

Okay.

EMILY: 00:11:00

That's it.

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And it feels better.

CHELSEY: 00:11:02

Yeah.

TREY: 00:11:03

Wow, Emily.

CHELSEY: 00:11:04

That was great.

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I'm so glad that Emily used our voicemail for this purpose and that

TREY: 00:11:14

I've definitely noticed that there's this whole culture in New York City that

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And you learn that very quick on your first trip as a tourist, that like people

CHELSEY: 00:11:34

Yeah.

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I mean, even though I agree walked one side sand to the other, like we never take

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And sometimes when I step on an escalator, I'm just like, this is my pause.

CHELSEY: 00:11:48

It's not laziness.

CHELSEY: 00:11:49

Ooh, let's take a breath and like observe for a second, you know?

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And so if I'm observing and then somebody like tapped me on the shoulder and they were

CHELSEY: 00:12:04

So I'm glad that wasn't what Emily went with.

TREY: 00:12:07

Yeah, the pile up that is because then it becomes very stressful.

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You think like, oh, I'm going to get caught in this and my shoestring or

CHELSEY: 00:12:15

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:12:16

You see somebody in front of you, you know that they're going to be a stopper then prolonged.

TREY: 00:12:21

it it's the

CHELSEY: 00:12:22

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:12:22

Well, the worst that

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listeners, if you, um, want to lodge your own complaint, or if you want to induct

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Leave us a voicemail.

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1 850 Review zero.

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Thanks Emily.

CHELSEY: 00:12:43

Thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:12:44

Wow.

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That was so good.

CHELSEY: 00:12:45

I feel so good hearing Emily complain after we complained.

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And I think that we should hear some more people complain.

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What do you think.

TREY: 00:12:52

Let's do it.

TREY: 00:12:53

I want to hear some written complaints.

CHELSEY: 00:12:55

Let's hear some written complaints.

CHELSEY: 00:12:56

And as you guys already know, we are your trusty Review Queens.

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We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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We read the review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

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It's a very Regal process that we call

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Assess That Kvetch.

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And kvetch means

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Complaint.

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Learning Yiddish with the Queens.

CHELSEY: 00:13:24

Oh, all right.

CHELSEY: 00:13:24

Who is first?

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Today?

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I am first

CHELSEY: 00:13:28

You are first amazing.

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Take it away.

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Trey.

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Review That Review.

TREY: 00:13:39

Okay.

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So I actually found a several for this, and this is the one I've landed on.

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So my review today is a one star review on Trustpilot, and it is written by

CHELSEY: 00:14:00

okay.

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I'm excited.

TREY: 00:14:01

Here we go.

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Subject is, "First time ordering from Wish and you do this?

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Thanks for nothing dot dot dot."

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I have never bought anything from the internet until I tried with wish.

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Now I see why I don't shop online because I ordered two things.

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One said it was mailed to my address.

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Well, if it did, I didn't get it.

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The other order is still saying it is still at the last location that it was delivered to.

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And it still has yet to be delivered.

TREY: 00:14:31

I have been fighting for a month now and the won't do anything about it.

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They seem to think that they have the right to keep people's stuff, and that people are

TREY: 00:14:45

Well, news flash wish if I wanted something for nothing I wouldn't

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I called the better business bureaus.

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And reported it.

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So I'll see what happens, but if you want, what you paid for, then stay away from wish because

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Sad that people work hard for their money.

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And we try to spend it with their company and then we turn around and get ripped off.

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They better realize that even though some people don't have a lot of money, some of us

TREY: 00:15:18

Might sound dumb, but if it proves the point, heck with it, I'll pay the cost to

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Unprofessional and full of lies, wish is a company full of thieves.

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Hey wish, all caps, you suck!

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All caps, give us our money back.

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SMH, thumbs down for wish.

CHELSEY: 00:15:50

Wow.

TREY: 00:15:51

Oh,

CHELSEY: 00:15:52

That's a lot.

CHELSEY: 00:15:54

I have many thoughts.

TREY: 00:15:56

Please start, please go.

CHELSEY: 00:15:58

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:15:58

First of all, I don't know if you've ever read Jen Sincero's book, You're a Badass

CHELSEY: 00:16:14

First of all, he already, he already was setting up that he was going to

CHELSEY: 00:16:19

So he set that up for himself.

CHELSEY: 00:16:21

He established that.

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He thinks that, that they believe that he wants something for nothing.

CHELSEY: 00:16:27

he said that he was going to get screwed over ripped off, and that he was

TREY: 00:16:36

Hmm.

CHELSEY: 00:16:37

And he was going to pay the CA the cost to go to court and that the world

CHELSEY: 00:16:44

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:16:44

I've ordered from there myself, they're terrible.

CHELSEY: 00:16:46

It takes forever for things to arrive, but that being said, I just want to give Michael S a hug

TREY: 00:16:56

Wait, what was that book you're talkin about?

CHELSEY: 00:16:58

Jen Sincero.

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You're a Badass.

CHELSEY: 00:17:00

She also wrote, You're a Bad-Ass and she wrote You're a Badass at Making Money.

TREY: 00:17:03

Oh, I've seen that, like in the airports, You're a Badass

CHELSEY: 00:17:06

I was going to say, I'm sure you've seen it there.

CHELSEY: 00:17:08

It's a great airport read.

CHELSEY: 00:17:09

But the point is we, we manifest things about our existence.

CHELSEY: 00:17:13

I'm working on this within myself.

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Cause I know I'm manifesting a lot of stuff that I don't want as we all do every day,

CHELSEY: 00:17:28

Cause he's like a magnet, seems.

TREY: 00:17:30

I mean, that is such an interesting take on this Chelsey, because you really do

TREY: 00:17:42

Now, that being said, I have purchased from Wish.

TREY: 00:17:46

I have waited three months to receive, fun articles of clothing

TREY: 00:17:52

And if you want to go down an energy suck, go to trustpilot.com and just go through

TREY: 00:18:01

It really is like, it's like a dark place.

TREY: 00:18:04

I know that Michael S is telling the truth here,

CHELSEY: 00:18:07

Hundred percent.

TREY: 00:18:08

But I really am.

TREY: 00:18:09

That's such an interesting point to pick up on their relation to money.

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Cause it's so much about.

TREY: 00:18:15

It's not about being deceived or mistreated as a paying customer, as much as it is about money,

CHELSEY: 00:18:25

It's like weirdly about his, to me, at least when you read it, I was like, this is all

TREY: 00:18:39

To his credit.

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He has taken action and he's already complained to the better business bureau.

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Which he refers to as better business bureaus.

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and also

CHELSEY: 00:18:48

there's more than one.

CHELSEY: 00:18:49

I don't

TREY: 00:18:49

it's also lower case, better lower case business, uppercase bureaus.

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So at least Michael S has taken action besides this, like all caps, screaming one-star review.

TREY: 00:19:02

So that's valuable.

TREY: 00:19:04

I don't know that there's a unique information in this review other than like

TREY: 00:19:12

Commitment to getting vengeance.

CHELSEY: 00:19:15

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:19:16

He's really out for blood and I get it.

CHELSEY: 00:19:19

Cause like I said, I've also purchased stuff from wish and I was doing the

CHELSEY: 00:19:28

And several months later received a product that hardly resembled what I had ordered.

CHELSEY: 00:19:33

So I get it, you know?

TREY: 00:19:34

I've actually had both versions.

TREY: 00:19:36

I've had like horrible.

TREY: 00:19:37

This is not fitting.

TREY: 00:19:39

And then I've also had like amazing, fantastic...

TREY: 00:19:41

That blue, if you remember from our photo shoot, the blue sweater of

TREY: 00:19:47

I mean, it literally feels like a washcloth for wax waxing.

TREY: 00:19:52

But it's very cute.

TREY: 00:19:54

You know, I'm never going to see anyone else wearing that.

TREY: 00:19:55

I mean...

CHELSEY: 00:19:56

yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:19:56

And did Michael S comment in there, how much he spent on his Wish item.

CHELSEY: 00:20:02

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:20:02

Because.

TREY: 00:20:02

he said, well, he does say go to court to just get my petty $40 back.

TREY: 00:20:07

So I guess 40 bucks, which is probably 900 items.

TREY: 00:20:10

If you're ordering from Wish.com,

CHELSEY: 00:20:12

That's what I was going to say.

CHELSEY: 00:20:13

Like I, not saying you get what you pay for, but like, you kind of get what you pay for, like,

CHELSEY: 00:20:23

And sometimes it's a good deal.

CHELSEY: 00:20:24

And sometimes it's not, I fell into that trap with Wish.

CHELSEY: 00:20:27

And when I did, I was like, oh, I'm just never going to order from here again.

CHELSEY: 00:20:30

clearly, you know, there's a reason why this item was $5 or whatever it was.

TREY: 00:20:36

In my personal experience.

TREY: 00:20:37

Ultimately the deciding factor was like the length of time it took to receive it from China that.

TREY: 00:20:42

I just was sort of like, it's not worth, it's not worth it to me.

TREY: 00:20:45

I'd rather order and get it quickly.

TREY: 00:20:48

I do need to bring up because I'm reading it.

TREY: 00:20:50

I was out of, I was winded because there is a huge lack of punctuation this review.

TREY: 00:20:58

Such wordy run-on sentences.

TREY: 00:21:01

I definitely think that Michael S was in the, of the mania and anger of submitting

TREY: 00:21:22

Look it over.

TREY: 00:21:23

None of that occurred.

CHELSEY: 00:21:24

No.

CHELSEY: 00:21:25

I could feel the red, like just, just emanating off of Michael S.

CHELSEY: 00:21:30

He was definitely in the tunnel of anger.

TREY: 00:21:33

Also whenever he ref whenever Michael references Wish it's just interesting to me

TREY: 00:21:43

So that also got a little complicated for me.

TREY: 00:21:46

I'm curious at Michael's age because they don't order online, which makes me immediately

TREY: 00:21:57

Which doesn't that mean?

TREY: 00:21:58

Shaking my head.

CHELSEY: 00:21:59

It does, but I feel like, you know, how some of the texting vernacular

TREY: 00:22:08

Yeah.

TREY: 00:22:08

R O F L

CHELSEY: 00:22:10

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:22:10

I think that SMH

TREY: 00:22:12

I never use that.

CHELSEY: 00:22:14

From the AIM days.

TREY: 00:22:16

Oh, okay.

TREY: 00:22:16

So maybe this

CHELSEY: 00:22:17

what I

TREY: 00:22:18

uh, like early forties person.

CHELSEY: 00:22:20

I think could be older.

CHELSEY: 00:22:21

I want to say 50, 60.

TREY: 00:22:23

Do you think that this is entertaining or humorous?

CHELSEY: 00:22:26

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:22:27

I don't know what it, what it was, but I didn't feel that way.

CHELSEY: 00:22:31

I immediately, I felt sad for Michael S and also like that he said in

TREY: 00:22:39

just Chelsey.

TREY: 00:22:40

I was just going to point that out.

TREY: 00:22:41

It's literally the subject, my first time ordering from wish.

TREY: 00:22:45

And you do this.

CHELSEY: 00:22:46

You do this, like it's so personal to Michael S.

CHELSEY: 00:22:50

And I just want to know how I can help him and what happened, who hurt him and why he has,

TREY: 00:22:58

Well, Wish hurt him.

CHELSEY: 00:22:59

But who hurt Michael before wish got to him?

CHELSEY: 00:23:02

Cause that's what it, that's what it feels like.

CHELSEY: 00:23:04

It's like you do this, like it's he has a lot of just miss.

TREY: 00:23:08

There's a hurricane of emotion going on.

CHELSEY: 00:23:10

Yeah.

TREY: 00:23:11

Mike it's Michael s's only review on Trustpilot.

CHELSEY: 00:23:15

Oh, I don't think he went online after this at all.

TREY: 00:23:19

I think Michael S lives in a cave in the woods.

CHELSEY: 00:23:21

I think he just was like unplugged the computer.

CHELSEY: 00:23:24

I can't do it.

TREY: 00:23:25

Which, you know what?

TREY: 00:23:27

I think a lot of us should probably do that.

CHELSEY: 00:23:28

I I think Michael S only goes to Cash Only establishments.

TREY: 00:23:32

I think Michael S, callback, lives in Ojai.

TREY: 00:23:36

I think Michael S is just on the beach.

TREY: 00:23:38

He's on Meditation Mount he's just in the world and I

CHELSEY: 00:23:44

hope so.

TREY: 00:23:44

been burned by the internet and they're done.

CHELSEY: 00:23:47

I hope that Michael S moves to Ojai.

CHELSEY: 00:23:49

Cause if Michael S moved to Ojai, he would feel much better.

TREY: 00:23:52

I bet Michael S doesn't want to do credit cards?

TREY: 00:23:55

I bet Michael want to money in the banks.

CHELSEY: 00:23:57

I just said that.

CHELSEY: 00:23:57

That's what I just said, B!

TREY: 00:23:59

I was forming my thoughts.

TREY: 00:24:00

Not listening.

TREY: 00:24:02

Do you think that Michael S, has a bank account or do you think Michael S is a person

CHELSEY: 00:24:10

I think Michael S has a bank account.

CHELSEY: 00:24:12

I think Michael S has a checking book that he balances very well.

TREY: 00:24:16

Well then why didn't Michael S do a grammar check?

TREY: 00:24:19

I guess math and grammar, doesn't go hand in hand, but if you're that anal retentive

CHELSEY: 00:24:30

Not when you're in the fit of anger, know?

TREY: 00:24:33

good point.

TREY: 00:24:33

Good point.

CHELSEY: 00:24:34

When you're in the fit of anger, it's like everything else is out

CHELSEY: 00:24:40

And I just need to get all of this out because I feel so personally attacked by this

CHELSEY: 00:24:51

And I need to just get this out.

CHELSEY: 00:24:54

And when you're in that kind of a place punctuation just doesn't,

TREY: 00:24:58

Yeah, I do.

TREY: 00:24:59

Now that we've talked about this a little more, I do think it is entertaining.

TREY: 00:25:02

I like, I would actually to, I would like to hear a podcast of Michael S, I would

TREY: 00:25:08

I Would like to see if there's a common thread, if this narrative that we're creating

CHELSEY: 00:25:23

I would like to see Michael S, like zenned out in the lounge of a spa.

TREY: 00:25:28

Mmmm, but do you think Michael S could Zen out, or do you think like the bad-ass

CHELSEY: 00:25:35

I just hope that Michael S has a grandchild that really wants to take

CHELSEY: 00:25:42

And I hope, I hope he got that, but I think Michael S, I feel for you so

TREY: 00:25:52

I think I'm ready too.

TREY: 00:25:53

Let's crown.

CHELSEY: 00:25:53

Okay.

TREY: 00:25:54

So, um, Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort

TREY: 00:26:01

We will simultaneously reveal our rating cards.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:06

The Queens are Tabulating..

TREY: 00:26:08

Okay, I'm ready.

TREY: 00:26:09

You ready?

CHELSEY: 00:26:12

I'm ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:17

Total Score!

TREY: 00:26:18

Three crowns.

CHELSEY: 00:26:19

Three crowns, three crowns.

CHELSEY: 00:26:20

Do you want to go first?

TREY: 00:26:22

I mean, this is pretty simple.

TREY: 00:26:23

I just felt like, you know, the punctuation was terrible and the point was like, it's

TREY: 00:26:34

So, uh, you know, I, I get what it is.

TREY: 00:26:37

So, I don't know.

TREY: 00:26:38

I just feel like, is it a deal breaker?

TREY: 00:26:41

Maybe.

TREY: 00:26:42

I don't, I don't think it's a deal breaker for me.

TREY: 00:26:44

Um, but I think there is an impact.

TREY: 00:26:46

Like, I will remember, um, this wanting to take someone to court, which is somewhat entertaining.

TREY: 00:26:51

So I feel like the, the like tunnel vision of anger of one sidedness of

TREY: 00:27:01

But with like actually the kind of humor, like.

TREY: 00:27:03

It's just middle of the road.

TREY: 00:27:04

I think when it all goes into the equation, when I'm doing my proof in, um, algebra class,

CHELSEY: 00:27:10

Three crowns popped out.

CHELSEY: 00:27:13

Yeah.

TREY: 00:27:14

Yeah.

TREY: 00:27:14

What about for you?

CHELSEY: 00:27:15

I agree.

CHELSEY: 00:27:15

I gave, I gave Michael S high points for accuracy.

CHELSEY: 00:27:19

Cause it's true.

CHELSEY: 00:27:20

Which it, this is an experience that you can expect and high points for like

CHELSEY: 00:27:31

I could feel him and his, uh, anger and, uh, His passion right away.

CHELSEY: 00:27:38

So, you know, that's both, almost the reason why he got to three and also where he lost out, which

CHELSEY: 00:27:51

And also just, you know, a little bit of, uh, his.

CHELSEY: 00:27:55

His Hulk vision, not really being able to see the picture for exactly what it was

TREY: 00:28:08

Thank you!

CHELSEY: 00:28:09

That was great.

CHELSEY: 00:28:10

I really, I feel for Michael S, I think I'll be thinking about him for a little while.

TREY: 00:28:15

Yeah, let's all take a moment to wish positive vibes towards Michael S.

TREY: 00:28:19

And, um, all right, let's take a quick little break.

TREY: 00:28:22

And then when we come back, we can play with our favorite Dame Meryl.

TREY: 00:28:27

Before we jump into Lady Donn's review

CHELSEY: 00:28:30

I love it.

CHELSEY: 00:28:31

Let's do it.

CHELSEY: 00:28:32

BRB.

CHELSEY: 00:28:33

BRB.

CHELSEY: 00:28:34

Bye.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:37

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:38

We'll be right back.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:45

Yeah.

TREY: 00:28:48

Hi, I'm Angela.

TREY: 00:28:50

I live in a small gated community, but I'm wrestling with a very big problem.

TREY: 00:28:56

My bathtub is too slippery.

TREY: 00:28:59

If only there was a product with which I could stick onto my tub in order to have grippy grippy.

TREY: 00:29:07

So I don't slippy slippy.

TREY: 00:29:09

Thank goodness.

TREY: 00:29:10

There's a beautiful product called "Slippy Slippy.

TREY: 00:29:13

Grippy Grippy!"

TREY: 00:29:15

Ever since I purchased "Slippy Slippy.

TREY: 00:29:16

Grippy Grippy!"

TREY: 00:29:18

my life, as Angela, in a small gated community has truly turned around.

TREY: 00:29:22

Thank you.

TREY: 00:29:23

"Slippy Slippy.

TREY: 00:29:23

Grippy Grippy!".

TREY: 00:29:25

You're a wonderful product.

TREY: 00:29:27

Five crowns to you.

CHELSEY: 00:29:31

Is this what we're doing now?

CHELSEY: 00:29:34

Um, okay.

CHELSEY: 00:29:35

We can try.

CHELSEY: 00:29:36

Sure.

TREY: 00:29:38

Woo.

TREY: 00:29:53

All right.

TREY: 00:29:54

It's game time.

TREY: 00:29:55

So ready, Chelsey.

TREY: 00:29:58

We're going to take our quick little spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

TREY: 00:30:01

Are you ready to strap into your ...piggy,

CHELSEY: 00:30:05

I'm in a piggy today.

CHELSEY: 00:30:06

Oh, wonderful.

TREY: 00:30:07

but it's a pur purple piggy!

CHELSEY: 00:30:09

Oh, a purple piggy!

CHELSEY: 00:30:10

Can it have wings?

TREY: 00:30:12

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:30:13

A purple piggy with wings so that I can say when pigs fly and then like,

TREY: 00:30:17

Oh, what am I on?

CHELSEY: 00:30:19

oh, good question.

CHELSEY: 00:30:22

I was picturing you on actually like a rocket ship,

TREY: 00:30:26

Oh,

CHELSEY: 00:30:27

like just like ready to like take off.

TREY: 00:30:31

I wanted to say anchors away, but that's not accurate.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:34

I don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:37

Most of the days, I feel like "I can't!".

VOICEOVER: 00:30:41

That's with an a.

TREY: 00:30:43

okay, so here's the deal, Chelsey and I have each picked a rotten, scathy...

TREY: 00:30:50

scathy!, Scathing, pithy one-star zinger.

TREY: 00:30:53

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we will take turns trying to recite the

CHELSEY: 00:31:00

Just like queen Meryl, who does it all.

TREY: 00:31:03

Before the clock runs out.

CHELSEY: 00:31:06

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:31:06

I think I go first.

CHELSEY: 00:31:07

Cause you did the first review, right?

TREY: 00:31:10

That's right.

CHELSEY: 00:31:12

I don't know though.

CHELSEY: 00:31:14

It's so scary.

CHELSEY: 00:31:14

It just says, okay.

CHELSEY: 00:31:17

So my a one-star zinger is from GNC and it is in reference to the Goli nutrition, apple cider

CHELSEY: 00:31:32

And the review is by Mitchy, and Mitchy says, "I was sent a knockoff

CHELSEY: 00:31:42

I will try to honor Meryl here.

CHELSEY: 00:31:45

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:31:45

Let's see.

CHELSEY: 00:31:47

Let's do it.

TREY: 00:31:48

Inhale exhale, oh, wait, I'm going to sneeze.

TREY: 00:31:50

Hold on.

TREY: 00:31:51

Let me

CHELSEY: 00:31:52

You're not going to sneeze now.

CHELSEY: 00:31:52

Cause you just said you're going to sneeze.

TREY: 00:31:54

Yeah, that's true.

TREY: 00:31:55

Okay.

TREY: 00:31:55

You ready?

CHELSEY: 00:31:56

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:31:57

All right.

TREY: 00:31:59

Musical theater,

CHELSEY: 00:32:01

I standing knock up, ran, and I don't like the of it.

CHELSEY: 00:32:07

I'm sad knock off brands.

CHELSEY: 00:32:08

Don't like the taste of it.

TREY: 00:32:10

soap, opera,

CHELSEY: 00:32:12

I was sent to lock off brand and I don't like the taste of it.

TREY: 00:32:16

film.

CHELSEY: 00:32:18

I was sent a brand and I don't like the taste of it.

TREY: 00:32:22

Opera diva movie.

CHELSEY: 00:32:30

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:32:31

That's all.

TREY: 00:32:32

Good job girl.

TREY: 00:32:34

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

TREY: 00:32:36

Good job.

CHELSEY: 00:32:37

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:32:39

So I'm pleased with five.

CHELSEY: 00:32:40

That was a kind of long one, so,

TREY: 00:32:42

Yeah, that was good.

CHELSEY: 00:32:43

okay.

CHELSEY: 00:32:44

Are you ready?

CHELSEY: 00:32:45

What do you have

TREY: 00:32:46

All right.

TREY: 00:32:46

So my one zinger today is from sephora.com for the Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz.

TREY: 00:32:56

And this is from Carmen M

CHELSEY: 00:32:59

okay.

TREY: 00:32:59

and the review is, "never got to use it.

TREY: 00:33:03

Half of it broke."

CHELSEY: 00:33:04

What a shame.

CHELSEY: 00:33:05

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:33:06

Are you, you have to beat five, Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:33:09

Can you do it?

TREY: 00:33:10

I'm going to try, I'm going to try,

CHELSEY: 00:33:11

Alright.

CHELSEY: 00:33:12

You got this.

CHELSEY: 00:33:13

I mean, I shouldn't be cheering you on, but I am.

TREY: 00:33:15

I mean, I am on a rocket ship.

CHELSEY: 00:33:17

You are on a rocket ship, you should just take off.

CHELSEY: 00:33:19

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:33:20

Ready?

CHELSEY: 00:33:20

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:33:21

3, 2, 1

CHELSEY: 00:33:24

Musical theater.

TREY: 00:33:25

Never, I never got to use it half the vape broke.

CHELSEY: 00:33:37

mine disaster.

TREY: 00:33:43

never got to use it.

TREY: 00:33:50

Oh, I never got use it.

TREY: 00:33:51

I have, I broke off.

TREY: 00:33:52

Uh,

CHELSEY: 00:33:54

Disney.

CHELSEY: 00:33:56

That's all.

TREY: 00:33:57

what's that

CHELSEY: 00:33:58

me.

CHELSEY: 00:33:58

I think you beat me.

CHELSEY: 00:33:59

Hold on 2, 3, 4, 5.

CHELSEY: 00:34:03

It's a tie.

TREY: 00:34:05

Thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:34:07

Once again, the Queens are unanimous.

TREY: 00:34:09

I mean, look at that.

TREY: 00:34:10

A piggy and a rocket ship.

CHELSEY: 00:34:12

A piggy and, piggy with wings, a Piggy flies and rocket ship

TREY: 00:34:21

just occurred to me for the first time that you're going to get there at the same time.

TREY: 00:34:25

If you're on a Meryl-Go-Round.

CHELSEY: 00:34:27

It's true.

TREY: 00:34:29

Interesting.

TREY: 00:34:30

All right.

TREY: 00:34:30

Well, I'm proud of both of us.

CHELSEY: 00:34:32

did it.

CHELSEY: 00:34:32

We accomplished that.

CHELSEY: 00:34:34

That was.

CHELSEY: 00:34:34

great.

CHELSEY: 00:34:35

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:37

Review That Review.

TREY: 00:34:40

All Chelsey Chels, what have you got for us this week?

CHELSEY: 00:34:44

Well, I have a review from Amazon and the review is written by Troy.

CHELSEY: 00:34:52

W, and it is a one-star review of the Sol Coastal The Beach Behemoth - Giant Inflatable

TREY: 00:35:11

Oh No,

CHELSEY: 00:35:12

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:35:13

Oh, no is right.

CHELSEY: 00:35:15

So this is Troy W.

CHELSEY: 00:35:17

Subject, "Some serious things to consider before buying this ball."

CHELSEY: 00:35:24

First of all, if you have your heart set on this and want this gigantic ball, there's

CHELSEY: 00:35:45

dot dot dot.

One: 00:35:46

It's huge.

One: 00:35:49

I mean, it's really big, which means you cannot see who or what is on the other side of it.

One: 00:35:57

We had a party full of teenage boys.

One: 00:35:59

No small kids.

One: 00:36:01

And this was a problem with people getting bowled over.

One: 00:36:05

I can only imagine if there were small kids around.

Two: 00:36:09

Once it was completely blown up about an hour and a half with a small air compressor.

Two: 00:36:15

It bounced everywhere across people, picnic tables, horse fence, the neighbor's

Two: 00:36:30

My partygoer teens.

Two: 00:36:32

We're trying to keep it from causing a pile up in front of our house.

Two: 00:36:38

We had to push the darn thing down into the woods to keep it from blowing,

Three: 00:36:49

We decided that letting some air out of it might keep it from bouncing so much.

Three: 00:36:56

And by this time.

Three: 00:36:58

It had a few holes in it from pushed into the woods.

Three: 00:37:02

The boys played with it.

Three: 00:37:04

Okay.

Three: 00:37:04

For a while, until it had lost enough air for one boy to think he could jump on it like a trampoline

TREY: 00:37:14

no.

CHELSEY: 00:37:16

That's when he bounced over the top of it and came down to the

Four: 00:37:29

The kids took it back to the campfire after that and ceremoniously deflated the rest.

Four: 00:37:40

And then that was the end of my hundred dollar hope for a cool party toy.

Four: 00:37:47

Never again, Saturday.

Four: 00:37:51

Sad face..

VOICEOVER: 00:37:54

Yeah.

TREY: 00:37:54

Oh My God, the bar has just been raised so fiercely, how did you find that?

CHELSEY: 00:38:02

I was looking, actually I was looking for toys for my nephew's birthday.

CHELSEY: 00:38:08

He was having like a lawn party.

CHELSEY: 00:38:09

They were doing a movie before and I was like, oh, it might be cute.

CHELSEY: 00:38:13

If we had some lawn toys, I was looking up like fun lawn toys.

CHELSEY: 00:38:16

And I came across this huge.

CHELSEY: 00:38:18

Ball.

CHELSEY: 00:38:20

And I thought like, oh, maybe this is a good idea.

CHELSEY: 00:38:22

This could be like fun.

CHELSEY: 00:38:23

Like all the kids could play with this ball together.

CHELSEY: 00:38:26

Like I was getting, I don't know, like elementary school, gym vibes from it.

CHELSEY: 00:38:30

I thought it could be good.

CHELSEY: 00:38:32

And then I read the reviews and I saw this and I thought, of course, like what

TREY: 00:38:41

So we already know that the impact for you was a deal breaker, right?

TREY: 00:38:45

Because you did not buy it.

CHELSEY: 00:38:47

I of course did not buy the item.

CHELSEY: 00:38:51

I w I like, of course I didn't.

CHELSEY: 00:38:54

I mean, how could you buy an item after that?

CHELSEY: 00:38:56

Troy W

TREY: 00:38:58

Troy W has.

TREY: 00:39:00

Okay.

TREY: 00:39:01

Well, okay.

TREY: 00:39:02

I do have a couple of things to contest because just I'm just hearing.

TREY: 00:39:05

So do you think that it's hyperbole or do you think that someone

CHELSEY: 00:39:10

I think somebody actually broke their collarbone.

TREY: 00:39:14

So then why did this, why did something continue with the ball after it?

CHELSEY: 00:39:18

It says the kids took it back to the campfire after that and

CHELSEY: 00:39:25

And that was the end of my hundred dollar hope for cool party till now.

CHELSEY: 00:39:29

Like what I wanted was that they were going to throw it in the fire.

TREY: 00:39:32

Right.

TREY: 00:39:33

But now I'm hearing that they, that was like, okay,

CHELSEY: 00:39:36

that was the final.

CHELSEY: 00:39:37

It was like,

TREY: 00:39:38

they add, yeah,

CHELSEY: 00:39:39

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:39:39

It felt like the, yeah, like the, getting it to the campfire was kind of like

CHELSEY: 00:39:47

It's time to deflate the beast.

TREY: 00:39:50

When you started this, I wrote down the word monstrosity because I was like, what a word!

TREY: 00:39:55

And now given the, um, review, I, I echo monstrosity.

TREY: 00:39:59

I mean, that is a monster.

CHELSEY: 00:40:01

Yeah.

TREY: 00:40:02

I also love the visual of being bowled over like that is so hilarious.

TREY: 00:40:06

And like, these boys, like, wow.

TREY: 00:40:08

And then also just the fact of blowing something up for an hour and a half,

TREY: 00:40:16

That like insane.

TREY: 00:40:17

That is so long.

TREY: 00:40:19

That's like six episodes of Sex and the City.

TREY: 00:40:21

That's crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:40:22

that's so true.

CHELSEY: 00:40:23

And also like it does, I don't know why when I was looking at it, I didn't really, this is what.

CHELSEY: 00:40:30

Fully like fathoms, how big this was.

CHELSEY: 00:40:33

It does say in the title of the item, 12 foot pole-to-pole,

TREY: 00:40:38

What does that mean?

CHELSEY: 00:40:40

I think that means longitude.

CHELSEY: 00:40:41

Latitude would be my guess, like we're talking.

TREY: 00:40:44

ball.

CHELSEY: 00:40:46

but yeah, like we're talking like it's 12 up and 12 across.

TREY: 00:40:50

That's an interesting description of that.

TREY: 00:40:52

Why wouldn't you just say

CHELSEY: 00:40:53

I don't know.

CHELSEY: 00:40:54

But like,

TREY: 00:40:55

also

CHELSEY: 00:40:55

that is, or circumference, but that is like, Huge.

CHELSEY: 00:41:00

And it's kind of, and it says huge jumbo toy, but what I guess, like what I liked the most

CHELSEY: 00:41:09

I mean, it really, like, it took me a lot not to laugh.

CHELSEY: 00:41:12

Like it was really funny.

CHELSEY: 00:41:14

And then also.

CHELSEY: 00:41:15

He didn't give up on the ball, like, or his what's the word, his enthusiasm.

CHELSEY: 00:41:21

When he bought the ball, like he really had high hopes for it.

CHELSEY: 00:41:25

He was like, this is going to be a really cool thing for the party.

CHELSEY: 00:41:28

And like, he's like, he's empathizing with the person that's going to be purchasing this.

CHELSEY: 00:41:33

That's how I felt when I was reading it.

CHELSEY: 00:41:35

Like, You're not Crazy that you want to do this thing.

CHELSEY: 00:41:40

I get it.

CHELSEY: 00:41:40

Like, I also wanted to do this thing cause I thought it could be fun now that I've lived it now

CHELSEY: 00:41:50

Like I have some wisdom to share and boy.

TREY: 00:41:54

I really appreciated that approach.

TREY: 00:41:55

And that approach follows all the way through.

TREY: 00:41:57

It feels like Troy W as a friend saying like, look, let me tell you, like,

TREY: 00:42:04

Even when you say it was windy, was that in parentheses?

CHELSEY: 00:42:07

Yes.

TREY: 00:42:08

Okay.

TREY: 00:42:09

Cause that was a beautiful reading.

CHELSEY: 00:42:11

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:42:12

It was in parentheses.

CHELSEY: 00:42:13

That's what I'm saying.

CHELSEY: 00:42:14

Like he gave us so much detail, like, you know, detail on detail on detail.

TREY: 00:42:18

Now, when you were screaming about the collarbone and going into

CHELSEY: 00:42:24

Caps with many exclamation points.

CHELSEY: 00:42:29

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:42:29

So like, especially the into a four-lane highway was like, really like all caps, like maybe like 20

TREY: 00:42:39

You know, what was the detail that I thought was just like thrown in and then

CHELSEY: 00:42:48

Yeah, well, to me, I don't know what you thought.

CHELSEY: 00:42:51

I was like, oh, this is a farm.

CHELSEY: 00:42:53

This is a very large property.

TREY: 00:42:55

Yeah.

TREY: 00:42:55

I mean for a 12 by 12 pole, I mean, that's ginormous, that's like crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:43:01

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:43:02

I also want to point out this isn't something that we usually say, but I'm

TREY: 00:43:11

Oh my gosh.

TREY: 00:43:12

I mean, I do think valuable and like, it, it, it is sort of making me even

CHELSEY: 00:43:21

yeah, extremely, it's just, this is a deal breaker.

TREY: 00:43:26

It just sort of occurs to me.

TREY: 00:43:27

Like it's just so chock full of details that I, it does make me wonder if

TREY: 00:43:35

Did someone really break their collarbone?

TREY: 00:43:37

Like how would you even jump on it as a kid?

TREY: 00:43:40

If it's 12 feet tall,

CHELSEY: 00:43:41

Well, it was partially deflated.

CHELSEY: 00:43:43

So it was like, I imagine it was now because they said he jumped on it like a trampoline.

CHELSEY: 00:43:48

So if it's partially deflated, oh, this could for sure happen.

CHELSEY: 00:43:52

I mean, even just jumping on a regular trampoline, you could break your collarbone.

CHELSEY: 00:43:56

kids will be kids,

TREY: 00:43:58

I mean, it is a kid's toy.

TREY: 00:43:59

So I would imagine that this, like all the things that these teenagers came up with are all

CHELSEY: 00:44:08

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:44:08

just feel like the specificity of this and the story like, yes, it's extreme.

CHELSEY: 00:44:12

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:44:12

It's crazy.

CHELSEY: 00:44:13

There's so many the highway and like the collarbone, the horse fence.

CHELSEY: 00:44:18

There's so many, there's just so many specifics about this that are outrageous, but specific

TREY: 00:44:28

I kind of want one,

CHELSEY: 00:44:29

You okay, good luck.

CHELSEY: 00:44:31

I'm definitely not getting anyone.

TREY: 00:44:33

I don't even know what you would do with a ball that large.

CHELSEY: 00:44:36

I thought it would be fun for like a kid's birthday party.

TREY: 00:44:39

I was literally guffawing of that.

TREY: 00:44:41

I mean, my throat kind of hurts.

TREY: 00:44:43

really got me.

TREY: 00:44:44

I mean, I don't think I've ever been more entertained by a review.

CHELSEY: 00:44:51

I was so entertained when I was reading it.

CHELSEY: 00:44:53

I just couldn't.

CHELSEY: 00:44:53

I like barely got through reading it.

CHELSEY: 00:44:55

It was so funny.

TREY: 00:44:57

I think I'm ready to crown this.

TREY: 00:44:58

Are you

CHELSEY: 00:44:58

I'm ready.

CHELSEY: 00:44:59

I'm I've never been more ready in my life.

TREY: 00:45:02

All right, so here we go.

TREY: 00:45:03

Let's crown it.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:05

The Queens are Tabulating.

TREY: 00:45:08

All right.

TREY: 00:45:08

I'm a little, I think I'm a little nervous, but all right.

CHELSEY: 00:45:12

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:45:12

I'm excited.

CHELSEY: 00:45:14

Okay.

VOICEOVER: 00:45:19

Total score!

TREY: 00:45:20

Yeah, I knew it.

CHELSEY: 00:45:22

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:45:23

If ever I had a golden ticket, like if I was on a reality show and I had a golden

CHELSEY: 00:45:31

There would be confetti coming down for Troy W.

CHELSEY: 00:45:34

Troy W, you're a Review Queen,

TREY: 00:45:37

I mean, this is so epic.

CHELSEY: 00:45:40

Epic!.

TREY: 00:45:40

I mean, we all know that I hate The Voice, but I would turn my chair around too.

CHELSEY: 00:45:44

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:45:45

all three chairs are getting turned around.

CHELSEY: 00:45:47

We are fighting over Troy W!

CHELSEY: 00:45:49

W, if you're listening to this,

TREY: 00:45:52

please leave us a voicemail.

CHELSEY: 00:45:53

Please.

CHELSEY: 00:45:54

I mean, if anybody knows Troy w or the kid that broke their collarbone, let us know,

TREY: 00:46:00

I want to hear from the kid that broke his collarbone.

TREY: 00:46:03

I want a play by play.

CHELSEY: 00:46:04

I want to know I want to meet him.

CHELSEY: 00:46:07

I want to send him a crown because what a Review Queen,

TREY: 00:46:11

I do have to say, I really want to know if this is real, but I'm counterbalanced

TREY: 00:46:18

And also like, I kind of want to get the ball, even though like I have no need for it.

TREY: 00:46:22

Like, it probably wouldn't even fit in our backyard.

TREY: 00:46:24

I just it's like, this is like exactly the reason this podcast exists!

TREY: 00:46:29

Like Troy W's wordsmithness, and the bullet point with the numbering.

TREY: 00:46:35

I mean, come on.

TREY: 00:46:36

You are total Review Queen,

CHELSEY: 00:46:38

It was beautiful.

CHELSEY: 00:46:39

It was beautiful

TREY: 00:46:40

I, I guess I quit.

TREY: 00:46:42

You just upped the game so hardcore, I'm so proud of you.

CHELSEY: 00:46:47

every once in a while you come across a Troy W and I got to bring it to you.

CHELSEY: 00:46:50

It's my job.

CHELSEY: 00:46:50

As a Review Queen.

TREY: 00:46:52

Oh, and also we've never really said this, but if you listener ever find

TREY: 00:47:04

Submit it there and tell us so that we can read it on air, but we'll give you a shout out.

CHELSEY: 00:47:09

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:47:10

Or if like going to websites and pushing buttons, like makes you anxious, you

TREY: 00:47:23

Beautiful.

TREY: 00:47:23

I mean, Chelsey, good grief.

TREY: 00:47:26

I have learned so much today.

TREY: 00:47:28

This has been

CHELSEY: 00:47:29

Yes.

TREY: 00:47:30

epic journey.

TREY: 00:47:31

I feel like scrubby scrubby, slippy, slippy.

TREY: 00:47:35

I really value a good sturdy grounding, in, when I'm in a shower bathtub and you know, I think

TREY: 00:47:48

And now I think I might go to amazon.com and look at, look at this ball.

TREY: 00:47:52

I want to see some other reviews.

TREY: 00:47:53

I mean, it's really making me want to take some action here.

CHELSEY: 00:47:57

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:47:58

I learned that I'm never taking you to a Cash Only establishment, cause that's just...

TREY: 00:48:02

thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:48:03

...asking for trouble.

... TREY: 00:48:05

Thank you

CHELSEY: 00:48:06

Or if I do take you to a cash only establishment, I'll like prepay or something

CHELSEY: 00:48:15

People bringing their passion to these reviews.

CHELSEY: 00:48:18

And I think that's, what's so cool about it.

CHELSEY: 00:48:19

And what was so special about this episode to me was I really felt like I knew who Michael S

CHELSEY: 00:48:30

And I really feel like Troy W just delivered on so many levels.

CHELSEY: 00:48:35

I just love what we do.

TREY: 00:48:37

Amen.

CHELSEY: 00:48:38

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:48:39

My Queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

CHELSEY: 00:48:43

Who are you, Trey, inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:48:48

My Royal Highness.

TREY: 00:48:50

Okay.

TREY: 00:48:51

So My Royal Highness for this week is a little personal.

TREY: 00:48:53

So, um, my husband and I decided to adopt another dog from an organization called Woof.

TREY: 00:49:00

Not that sounded like an L sorry.

TREY: 00:49:02

My Southern like creeps up...

TREY: 00:49:04

Woofdogrescue.com.

TREY: 00:49:06

So that is this New York city dog rescue organization.

TREY: 00:49:10

They, take in animals from the New York City shelters and foster them in order to

TREY: 00:49:20

It was founded by a woman named Barbara Fox.

TREY: 00:49:22

She's doing incredible great work.

TREY: 00:49:24

Yeah.

TREY: 00:49:25

Got this little dog, the dog was being fostered by a really wonderful woman

TREY: 00:49:37

So when the dog was taken to the shelter, his name was Tukkie.

TREY: 00:49:42

Or Tookey We're unsure.

TREY: 00:49:45

And then the animal shelter named the dog Winston, which was the name that we wanted

TREY: 00:49:54

So that felt like a little like beshert sign.

TREY: 00:49:57

And then we are still in the process of figuring out what the dog's name is.

TREY: 00:50:02

We think we're going to name him Hunter.

CHELSEY: 00:50:04

Oh, I like that

TREY: 00:50:05

And so we can call him hunty, for short.

CHELSEY: 00:50:07

Yeah.

TREY: 00:50:08

And Hunter and Winnie are getting along swimmingly and it's going well.

TREY: 00:50:12

He's definitely a submissive and she is definitely an alpha, so it's a great pairing.

TREY: 00:50:18

And I'm just really appreciative for the work at Woof Dog Rescue.

TREY: 00:50:21

So shout out to all of the foster people out there, all of the rescue people

VOICEOVER: 00:50:32

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:50:35

That's very special.

CHELSEY: 00:50:36

I love that.

TREY: 00:50:37

What about you?

TREY: 00:50:38

My dear Chelsey, who are you inducting for My Royal Highness this week?

CHELSEY: 00:50:42

I am going to be inducting, an amazing guy named, Calente.

CHELSEY: 00:50:49

who worked at the Fresh Brothers Pizza on Beverley, where I purchased the

CHELSEY: 00:51:04

Energy, just a great guy.

CHELSEY: 00:51:07

I was ordering a lot of pizza for, you know, my friends were coming, gave me a little deal.

CHELSEY: 00:51:12

He asked me if I wanted sauce.

CHELSEY: 00:51:14

I said, obviously I want sauce.

CHELSEY: 00:51:16

He said, do you want ranch?

CHELSEY: 00:51:17

I said, do you have a boat?

CHELSEY: 00:51:19

and then he was repeating back the order and he was like, that'll be

CHELSEY: 00:51:26

A boat of ranch and I just, I appreciated the 'yes and' his sense of humor and just how great he was.

TREY: 00:51:33

Was this on the phone or in person.

CHELSEY: 00:51:35

This was in IRL in real life.

CHELSEY: 00:51:38

Calente.

CHELSEY: 00:51:39

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:51:40

He told me too, when he, I always ask people their name.

CHELSEY: 00:51:43

It's just like something that I do.

CHELSEY: 00:51:44

And he said "Calente!"

CHELSEY: 00:51:46

And then I was like, trying to say, say Calente.

CHELSEY: 00:51:49

And he said, "yes, like call yen tay without the yen."

CHELSEY: 00:51:53

And I also love someone who has a great.

CHELSEY: 00:51:56

Built in pneumonic for their name and just delivers it with, uh, without

CHELSEY: 00:52:03

And I love Calente . And also this is like so fun.

CHELSEY: 00:52:07

In addition to inducting Calente as My Royal Highness, I randomly a couple of days later

CHELSEY: 00:52:16

Fresh Brothers Pizza.

CHELSEY: 00:52:18

And so I told him how much I loved Calente and I asked him to please text the owner

CHELSEY: 00:52:26

And to please give him a raise or something, or do something special for him, because I had

TREY: 00:52:34

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:52:35

That was so awesome that I got to do that.

CHELSEY: 00:52:37

And thank you, Calente.

CHELSEY: 00:52:39

And I was just going to say, thank you to everyone in the service industry for doing what you do.

TREY: 00:52:45

Calente!

CHELSEY: 00:52:46

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:52:48

Well, we did it Queen it's another round of the book.

TREY: 00:52:52

Thank you all for joining us today.

TREY: 00:52:53

If you like what you heard, tell a friend.

CHELSEY: 00:52:56

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CHELSEY: 00:52:59

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CHELSEY: 00:53:06

Leave us a voicemail at 850-REVIEW-0.

TREY: 00:53:10

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TREY: 00:53:11

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TREY: 00:53:16

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TREY: 00:53:18

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CHELSEY: 00:53:19

And I'm @ChelseyBD because someone else has Chelsey Donn and we'll deal with that later.

CHELSEY: 00:53:24

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CHELSEY: 00:53:33

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TREY: 00:53:37

I've eagerly been waiting to see when you're going to mention

TREY: 00:53:42

And I'm so glad that today it's the day

CHELSEY: 00:53:44

Thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:53:45

And remember, ignore the haters.

CHELSEY: 00:53:48

You're a Queen.

TREY: 00:53:50

Gender non-specific Queen.

CHELSEY: 00:53:51

True.

CHELSEY: 00:53:51

Bye!

TREY: 00:53:53

Bye!

TREY: 00:53:54

Oh, oh, I'm slipping.

TREY: 00:53:55

I need a grip grip.

TREY: 00:53:58

Bye.

CHELSEY: 00:53:59

Bye.

TREY: 00:54:01

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TREY: 00:54:06

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TREY: 00:54:11

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TREY: 00:54:19

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