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Episode 75

Episode 75: Gaffers Tape

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Amazon Review for Gaffers Tape. Chelsey's reflux has her lodging right away, Trey hates a knock at the door, and the Queens get degrees in technical theater. Shout out to Snacktive! Can you count how many times the Queens say Granny is off her damn rocker?

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Hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

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Didn't know you were gonna be here.

Trey Gerrald:

Hey and hello listeners.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

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Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

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that is Chelsey Donn.

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And that is Trey Gerrald

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This is another invitation.

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If you haven't checked it out yet, go over.

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To our Patreon page.

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You can access it by clicking on the word Patreon on our website at Review That Review dot com.

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Or if you are interested in supporting without purchasing A' membership with

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We'd love it, . Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, how are you?

Chelsey Donn:

Ah, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm good.

Chelsey Donn:

'I kind of wanna Lodge right into my Complaint cuz it's like in real time, if that's

Trey Gerrald:

all right.

Trey Gerrald:

We are two minutes in and let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, why don't you go ahead and

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Lodge, A, Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

this is your platform.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just couldn't wait another second.

Chelsey Donn:

So like guys listening, doctors 'I, doctors in the audience 'I have like really serious acid reflux

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean, not that like 'I do what 'I want to do, but my doctor has prescribed me to

Chelsey Donn:

Take A' prescription and acid pill.

Chelsey Donn:

, but I'm stuck in this vicious cycle.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can never get off of this pill, even though like it affects other vitamins and like my 'I

Chelsey Donn:

But if 'I forget to take it, like if 'I even take it, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit late 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so much sicker.

Chelsey Donn:

There's like so much more acid buildup because of this.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like 'I shouldn't be taking the pill long term cuz we're not really

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I can't stop taking it because if 'I stop taking it, then the acid is so bad.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like completely beholden to this Anas medication.

Chelsey Donn:

It's very frustrating.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm very uncomfortable.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm on my third tons of the day, which 'I don't even know if we're supposed to be doing that.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't live like this.

Chelsey Donn:

'I just can't, 'I can't go on with this acid reflux issue.

Chelsey Donn:

I've like tried doing baking soda in water cuz that's supposed to be something that's helpful.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can't find anything that like kicks this habit and it's so uncomfortable.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A' A' as 'I speak right now.

Chelsey Donn:

'I gotta fix it.

Chelsey Donn:

'I need help.

Chelsey Donn:

Doctors, if you're listening, help A' sister out.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna go for another Tums.

Trey Gerrald:

did you start noticing that you had acid reflux in your life?

Chelsey Donn:

From like A', very young age, 'I had A', lot of abdominal problems.

Chelsey Donn:

'I like not gonna overshare but 'I spent A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of time in the hospital as A' kid with like different stomach issues.

Chelsey Donn:

And so for as long as 'I can remember, I've had A', lot of acid issues.

Chelsey Donn:

To the point where 'I like, I'm like not allowed to take any Advil or NSAIDs

Chelsey Donn:

So like it's an issue like it's A' real problem and 'I understand that 'I need to be on this

Chelsey Donn:

But that's also disturbing.

Chelsey Donn:

Most people that take like pep or these like generic acid medications

Chelsey Donn:

And I'll literally go to the pharmacy and they're like, You know, you're not

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm like, Awesome.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm completely

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

It's terrible.

Trey Gerrald:

'I Hear that.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm really sorry.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hope that 'I hope that something changes this Complaint in your life.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Hope so too.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think 'I might need to like full on.

Chelsey Donn:

See like A' non.

Chelsey Donn:

Eastern Medica like 'I need to see somebody else.

Chelsey Donn:

'I, need like A' medicine man that's going to be able to help fix this issue

Chelsey Donn:

W

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know much about acid reflux, but it sounds terrible.

Chelsey Donn:

you don't have it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think I've had it A' few times.

Trey Gerrald:

If 'I eat something really spicy.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, Tom Taum, Tom Toms

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that guy, whoever did that commercial, made so much.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would think.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway, 'I haven't even asked you about your week.

Chelsey Donn:

I've just lodged into my acid A' reflux spiel.

Chelsey Donn:

So let's talk about your week.

Chelsey Donn:

Or do you have A' Complaint?

Chelsey Donn:

You need to jump right into Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

What's going on with you?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm good.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't have any acid reflux like which 'I think is very fortunate.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm hearing and you know, life is good.

Trey Gerrald:

We're chugging along.

Trey Gerrald:

It's November, which is so nice.

Trey Gerrald:

And you know, 'I love fall, 'I love pumpkin, 'I love wearing A' card again.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm happy.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Did you make A' pumpkin pie

Trey Gerrald:

'I haven't made it yet, but I'm going to.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I often make many pumpkin pies.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, don't wait till Thanksgiving.

Trey Gerrald:

'I like 'I make many of them.

Trey Gerrald:

It is my favorite,

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

but 'I really am ready to Lodge A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Complaint as well.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't need any niceties.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's jump right in.

Trey Gerrald:

'I recognize that everyone, uh, has to have A' job.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm not meaning to hate on anyone who chooses this profession, but 'I really need to

Chelsey Donn:

Uh,

Trey Gerrald:

2022.

Trey Gerrald:

We have so much technology at our disposal to reach people.

Trey Gerrald:

We've talked about this and complaints in the past.

Trey Gerrald:

There's A' bajillion ways in which to reach out and, and solicit your services.

Trey Gerrald:

Please do not come up to my front door, ring the doorbell, or god forbid, knock

Trey Gerrald:

'I, you, You know, I'm not, It's not, That doesn't create A' setting

Trey Gerrald:

'I, 'I can't.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not gonna get my hand bit.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you ever opened the door to see what they're trying to sell you

Trey Gerrald:

Well, our front,

Chelsey Donn:

is it religion?

Trey Gerrald:

our front doors have little glass squares so we can actually see the people.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I just ignore anyone that comes to the door.

Trey Gerrald:

If it's not DoorDash, then there's no reason for me to go to the.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's interesting cuz David just goes to the door and, and deals with

Trey Gerrald:

And then he like goes out and talks to people.

Trey Gerrald:

He once had, he once spoke with A' detective who was looking for someone that stole A' car

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I would've been no help to that case.

Trey Gerrald:

We've also had solicitors come as one of our after shows was A' review that

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't matter, but if 'I don't know you're coming, I'm not coming to the door.

Trey Gerrald:

It's 2022.

Trey Gerrald:

Everyone's crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

Everyone could kill you.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not doing it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I have dogs.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't se don't try to come and sell me if you're trying to sell me something at my door.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's A' bait and switch because 'I need to read reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

Hello?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Have A' podcast about reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

You're you're not, you're not gonna pull A' fast one on me.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not gonna happen.

Trey Gerrald:

Can we just retire door to door salesmen?

Trey Gerrald:

We don't 'I am not gonna buy A' vacuum from you.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not gonna

Chelsey Donn:

Especially in like A' post.

Chelsey Donn:

Covid.

Trey Gerrald:

over.

Trey Gerrald:

None of that A' the end.

Trey Gerrald:

No more door to door salesmen.

Chelsey Donn:

It's interesting cuz like 'I do 'I gotta say 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Respect the hustle.

Chelsey Donn:

Oftentimes on Shark Tank, which you know is like one of my favorite shows.

Chelsey Donn:

They'll talk about like, how did you get started?

Chelsey Donn:

Like selling your, Here's A' Shark Tank product that 'I have right here.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I'm giving it as A' gift.

Chelsey Donn:

It's called Snack Diff.

Chelsey Donn:

Have you seen this before?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if they did, but I'm just giving you an example.

Chelsey Donn:

This is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

This is hands free snacking, but you don't have to use your finger.

Chelsey Donn:

You like wear, it's like chopstick that you wear

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

so you can like type and do what you need and you can still grab your snacks.

Chelsey Donn:

'I got 'I as A' gift for A', client of mine.

Chelsey Donn:

But anyway, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

The thing is, sometimes they'll ask them like, How did you start?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, Oh, your sales are so impressive.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, how did you start?

Chelsey Donn:

And they'll say like, 'I literally went door to door in my neighborhood

Chelsey Donn:

And then Mark Cuban or whoever will always like applaud them and be

Chelsey Donn:

That so 'I get, Or even like, you know, have you ever, like at home, sometimes we'll have kids

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I kind of think.

Chelsey Donn:

Cute and cool and entrepreneurial, but 'I do recognize that in this day and age,

Chelsey Donn:

How it can be very jarring to have someone just show up at your door without knowing.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, my parents.

Chelsey Donn:

Live across the country in New Jersey, but I've installed A', video doorbell at their house.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I literally get an alert when anybody comes to my parents' house, cuz 'I wanna

Chelsey Donn:

And I'll call them and be like, There's A' guy on your doorstep.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, do you know who it is?

Chelsey Donn:

And they'll say like, Oh, that's the guy who's, you know, who's gonna wash

Chelsey Donn:

But like, It's scary when like you're not expecting somebody to

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I definitely wanna acknowledge that Complaint 'I think that's fair

Chelsey Donn:

Like nobody.

Chelsey Donn:

Nobody got time for that.

Chelsey Donn:

We got enough of it with the Amazon and the delivery and all that

Trey Gerrald:

that is A' Good distinction that you've brought up because Yes, when it snows

Trey Gerrald:

That's wonderful.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald:

That's A' service.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't sell me A' product at my door.

Trey Gerrald:

You can sell me A'

Chelsey Donn:

You don't want, you don't want the snack.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't need you to come and sum it to me.

Trey Gerrald:

Even remember, did you do fundraising as A' Kid, where you would have like, Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

That was so

Chelsey Donn:

like the brochure.

Chelsey Donn:

That was fun.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Now one of my coworkers has A' fundraising, A' crowd fundraising thing for

Trey Gerrald:

It's completely online.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I don't even have to speak to

Chelsey Donn:

So you can like purchase stuff like A', like almost like A' Registry.

Trey Gerrald:

it's exactly like that.

Trey Gerrald:

And you can write A' little note.

Trey Gerrald:

And then what 'I loved about this one is at the end, after you do it, it

Trey Gerrald:

You can buy them this t-shirt with their LogoVora on it.

Trey Gerrald:

Like the sports team, like 'I was like, Oh my God, this is so smart.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

in this conversation, 'I do miss, like trying to sell

Chelsey Donn:

Like just like having those like brochures where it's like you can buy

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It was like kind of random.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, nostalgia.

Chelsey Donn:

Gotta love it.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, well 'I think that that's A' valid.

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Feel like at this point I'm ready for more.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I, think we could jump into some online reviews?

Chelsey Donn:

What do you think

Trey Gerrald:

let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm excited for this week's.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's do

VOICEOVER:

A', Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trustee.

Chelsey Donn:

Review Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you A' review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

Trey Gerrald:

It's A', very scientific, mathematical regal process that we

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

There's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of math happening between the two of us.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can tell you that.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

What have you brought in for us today?

Trey Gerrald:

All right, today 'I have A' one star Amazon Review,

Chelsey Donn:

Good old Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

written by A' user named Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, Spencer.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is for A' product called Amazon Basics.

Trey Gerrald:

Gaffer's Tape, two inch by 90 feet White.

Trey Gerrald:

Now, just before we start, do you know what Gaffer's tape is?

Chelsey Donn:

Well 'I always think of it like when we do shows and stuff.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't that kind of like the tape they use to mark your marks?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, so it's, it's A' heavy cotton cloth tape, basically.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like duct tape, but it's made of cloth so it can tear really quickly and easily.

Trey Gerrald:

But the like, stickiness is different than like 'I don't like A', you know,

Trey Gerrald:

So it is very often used in film and television.

Trey Gerrald:

And like electrical situations.

Chelsey Donn:

like tying down wires and then also marking actors blocking.

Trey Gerrald:

exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

So here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

This is Spencer's one star Amazon review for Gafe tape.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

This is A' verified purchase.

Trey Gerrald:

The subject is, didn't know 'I could hate tape.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't wake up this morning and think.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm going to write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon end quote.

Trey Gerrald:

But then again, 'I didn't think tape existed.

Trey Gerrald:

Dot, that doesn't dot stick.

Trey Gerrald:

You probably need gaffer's tape and you're thinking, Why is it

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know, but 'I can tell you exactly why this is so cheap.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't understand 'I want answers, and it just does not stick.

Trey Gerrald:

'I am giving it five stars for versatility because it taught me A' lot.

Trey Gerrald:

One, my dad was wrong.

Trey Gerrald:

There are bigger disappointments than me.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh,

Trey Gerrald:

Two, this tape doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Three, You can have an existential crisis while using tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Four, this tape doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Five.

Trey Gerrald:

My fiance's mom asked me why 'I don't believe in religion and 'I think this

Trey Gerrald:

Six all caps.

Trey Gerrald:

This tape does not stick.

Trey Gerrald:

Seven 'I literally thought, Wow, this tape could literally just be blown off.

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I tried it.

Trey Gerrald:

'I thought 'I was crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

Go watch the attached video.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald:

Eight.

Trey Gerrald:

How does this tape not stick?

Trey Gerrald:

It has A' single job.

Trey Gerrald:

Question mark.

Trey Gerrald:

If you buy this tape, use the money you saved and go see A' therapist

Trey Gerrald:

Did 'I mention this tape doesn't stick?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm having an existential crisis.

VOICEOVER:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

But did the tape stick though?

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Question does the tape stuck?

Chelsey Donn:

Did the tape stick?

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz I'm not sure.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, so for everyone on Patreon, I'm gonna share this video.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' four second video.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you see it

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh wow.

Chelsey Donn:

That's disappointing.

Trey Gerrald:

That, um, really blew off.

Chelsey Donn:

That did blow off with A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Small blow.

Trey Gerrald:

Now 'I, wanna point out the wall that that tape was on is

Chelsey Donn:

and 'I was gonna say when we first started talking about G first

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's not, it's not meant to be like A' permanent.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not glue,

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, yeah, like you put it down to Mark, A' mark or like

Chelsey Donn:

But it, that being said, it does seem like the adhesive on this gaffer's tape is not good enough

Trey Gerrald:

anything.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, you definitely went for the laughs.

Chelsey Donn:

'I appreciate it.

Chelsey Donn:

There was definitely A', lot of humor there.

Chelsey Donn:

We didn't, we didn't have humor like at the cost of spelling and grammar,

Chelsey Donn:

'I still felt like it didn't go too colloquial, even though it was jokey.

Chelsey Donn:

Does that make.

Trey Gerrald:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

'I like that Spencer said, like, gaffer cheap is expensive.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know why, but like, you know, this is sort of A' an example of with these Amazon

Chelsey Donn:

Method, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like you could buy A', Pirates Booty for like double the price, or you can buy

Chelsey Donn:

And somehow that works because they work directly with the manufacturers

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I, When 'I see Amazon Basics in something 'I, think it's A' similar scenario.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I can understand how people would look for.

Chelsey Donn:

Typically more expensive products and go with the Amazon basic version for this reason.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think it's important that he pointed out, Listen, this is an expensive product.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not really sure why it's an expensive product, but 'I went with A' cheaper

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good point to

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Agree.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that Spencer really has A' fiance and mother who's asked them why doesn't believe him

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that that's like A' true thing.

Chelsey Donn:

In fact, 'I thought that maybe 'I knew this.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, why 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have A' friend named Spencer, that's A' lighting designer.

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I who like it worked.

Chelsey Donn:

He worked at A' religious institution, but he doesn't really like.

Chelsey Donn:

Believe in religion

Trey Gerrald:

Is this A' friend?

Chelsey Donn:

at one point.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I was like, 'I wonder if this is him.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean it's probably not.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sure there's like A' lot of people named Spencer, but 'I did

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I think obviously using it for comedic effect here.

Chelsey Donn:

But 'I did believe that just as there was A' kernel of truth in the first sentence about, you

Chelsey Donn:

Definitely Spencer has some psychological ish going on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, they're definitely leaning into that for sure.

Chelsey Donn:

And this tape just sent them over the edge also, like why did we bring

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I understand the device of the tape didn't stick even though it got A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit old, but like, okay, cool, fun.

Chelsey Donn:

But like, did we mention existential crisis also like three times.

Trey Gerrald:

It is in here.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

At least twice 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

See for sure.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, there's so much going on in this review and it, it's an interesting balance of like

Trey Gerrald:

But then 'I also like 'I, think it's very funny to make the subject 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Didn't know 'I could hate tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz that's very funny.

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I get it and then the first sentence 'I think is so funny and it's such A' funny premise.

Trey Gerrald:

'I didn't wake up this morning and think I'm gonna write A' review about tape 'I bought on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

That's very like hilarious.

Trey Gerrald:

It makes me feel like Spencer is with me.

Trey Gerrald:

They get it, like it's gonna be good, but then it like, maybe the joke just goes on too long,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think it's just, Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Another example that happens often where like, we kind of, we should have edited down when

Chelsey Donn:

The, the seller, the manufacturer,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't even know if Spencer thinks he's ever gonna get the answers.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

Is this like one of those.

Chelsey Donn:

Existential philosophical A' chair is not A' chair type questions that we're just

Chelsey Donn:

Or like, Do we actually want the manufacturers of this product to answer for their failures?

Trey Gerrald:

Right 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Also A' 'I Applaud Spencer's use of attaching A' video

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

to

Chelsey Donn:

was good Queenly.

Trey Gerrald:

to prolong the joke.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think that that's an example of A' comedy Review that we haven't seen yet on the show.

Trey Gerrald:

They've got an extra length, so we now know they actually did buy the product and they are actually

Chelsey Donn:

right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that this is A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good review.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think there's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of humor here.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, 'I don't because of the video.

Chelsey Donn:

Even if 'I did, maybe think Spencer's being A', little bit shady because of

Chelsey Donn:

What do we think that Spencer does for A' living if he's not my friend, the lighting designer?

Trey Gerrald:

that's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good question.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess I'm curious, like who does, Oh, there's A' picture.

Trey Gerrald:

Let me share the screen.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe you can tell

Chelsey Donn:

There's A' picture with Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Is this your friend?

Chelsey Donn:

If it is, I'm gonna freak out.

Trey Gerrald:

Let me rotate it.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that him?

Chelsey Donn:

That's not Spencer 'I mean not, not my Spencer.

Chelsey Donn:

Is he holding an apple?

Trey Gerrald:

It looks like he's holding an apple.

Trey Gerrald:

The profile image is as if the phone is on A' desk and Spencer's leaning over it and holding an

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' A' odd choice for A' profile

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe he's like A' physics teacher.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, for some reason 'I don't think that Spencer has purchased A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of Gafe tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Only based on the fact that they say 'I didn't know 'I could hate tape like it does.

Trey Gerrald:

And they're like, 'I didn't, 'I don't know why it's so expensive and like it feels

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know why you would buy Gafe tape.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

We have A' role event and I'm not sure why, but yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Probably for David for like photography to

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we had it before he was A' photographer, so I'm not sure what that's about.

Chelsey Donn:

oh, 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Anything else we should be considering for Spencer?

Chelsey Donn:

That we're not

Trey Gerrald:

you know, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I do think that like the 'I guess, 'I feel like it doesn't occur as shady to me when

Trey Gerrald:

You saved and go see

Chelsey Donn:

A'

Trey Gerrald:

for why you hate yourself that much like that actually occurs to me as

Trey Gerrald:

I've gone on and on about how it doesn't stick.

Trey Gerrald:

I've attached A' video of how it doesn't stick, so like why would you buy it?

Trey Gerrald:

It does really occur to me as like, don't buy this.

Trey Gerrald:

Like that really is the impact for me, even though 'I do think it's kind of shady.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, but now they're bringing that up.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like all of this is really in A' psychological sense, speaking

Chelsey Donn:

Like this, like he, not everybody that gets bad tape is gonna need to go to therapy.

Chelsey Donn:

Some people might just return the tape, you know, like

Trey Gerrald:

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really good point.

Trey Gerrald:

Spencer has really been turned on his head about this non

Chelsey Donn:

an existential crisis Now, 'I understand that there's like some

Chelsey Donn:

While 'I do think this review is valuable and funny and 'I like that, it's different

Chelsey Donn:

'I do also think that, again, the thesis statement is the tape didn't stick, and like

Chelsey Donn:

Or if they received it and it didn't stick, it would be like the tape didn't stick.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I returned it.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Really.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Very over the top reaction.

Chelsey Donn:

we're clearly learning that.

Chelsey Donn:

Spencer, you know, he is an emotional guy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, for sure.

Chelsey Donn:

You know this really give, spun him into A'.

Chelsey Donn:

This was the final straw for Spencer, the dad saying that he, you know, that he's the

Chelsey Donn:

That was all just like, you know, the foundation.

Chelsey Donn:

And this tape really just took the whole house of cards down.

Trey Gerrald:

1,280 people found this helpful.

Trey Gerrald:

So you know, 'I, think 'I

Chelsey Donn:

is there.

Chelsey Donn:

The point is there.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think 'I could Crown Spencer.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think so too.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's go ahead and do it.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER:

In terms of.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey made Spencer A' Review Queen with five crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

'I am holding up four crowns while Trey can't wait to hear from you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I will start.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went with four crowns simply because 'I think that Spencer might be A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit extra 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I wanted to leave room for that, right?

Chelsey Donn:

Like maybe you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe you know Spencer hasn't really used Gafe tape before and doesn't really understand that.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not really meant to be like A' huge adhesive, like sticking things together kind of tape.

Chelsey Donn:

So leaving room for Spencer, not really understanding how to use this product.

Chelsey Donn:

And also maybe being A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Little bit emo A', little bit dramatic.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went with four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

That being said, A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of great stuff here.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of great information.

Chelsey Donn:

The video definitely queenly.

Chelsey Donn:

And the humor was there for me.

Chelsey Donn:

So four crowds as you know.

Chelsey Donn:

Great score for me.

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you decide to make Spencer A'?

Chelsey Donn:

Review?

Chelsey Donn:

Queen?

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I was gonna say four and A' half, but then 'I was like, You

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald:

'I would watch this and be like, Oh, well 'I need to.

Trey Gerrald:

Get A' more sticky tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it's not sticking

Chelsey Donn:

Totally.

Trey Gerrald:

'I 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think there could A' be A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little edit 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think the list of eight reasons Could have been four or could have been six 'I Think it could

Trey Gerrald:

Big chuckle.

Trey Gerrald:

It was fun hearing you.

Trey Gerrald:

Receiving the review and the video.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

'I, Just think it's tape.

Trey Gerrald:

Who cares?

Trey Gerrald:

And like 'I liked the balance of like the comedy, but also like getting

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it was good.

Trey Gerrald:

funny reviews often don't land with me.

Trey Gerrald:

This was A', Really big swing and 'I think, that's probably why I'm saying Five Crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

Cuz ultimately 'I appreciated the, the comedy.

Trey Gerrald:

So Five, Five Crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm not gonna buy this tape.

Chelsey Donn:

not buying it.

Chelsey Donn:

Uhuh.

Chelsey Donn:

Good

Trey Gerrald:

that wasn't A' sticky situation.

Chelsey Donn:

Not at all.

Chelsey Donn:

Not at all.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we did A'.

Trey Gerrald:

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal line.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Thanks for asking Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So today I'm inducting one of my favorite Instagram accounts, which.

Chelsey Donn:

Also on.

Chelsey Donn:

She's on all the platforms, TikTok, all the things.

Chelsey Donn:

It's at Granny's off her rocker.

Chelsey Donn:

She is my favorite.

Chelsey Donn:

She's so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

She's A', Total Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so many laughs from watching her videos.

Chelsey Donn:

She has an amazing dynamic with her daughter Nancy, who does all the tapes.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

And she kind of reminds me of my grandmother.

Chelsey Donn:

She's become this internet sensation and she's like all of our grandmothers, right?

Chelsey Donn:

'I lost my grandparents A' long time ago.

Chelsey Donn:

So being able to watch these videos and connect with her and the humor that's sort

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just love her and she's an inspiration to me.

Chelsey Donn:

On her birthday, her daughter Nancy, made A' Walmart wishlist with all, uh,

Chelsey Donn:

And in most of Granny's videos, she's wearing pajamas, though 'I will say she can show

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off rocker is.

Chelsey Donn:

A' hot piece, not gonna lie, but for the most part, granny wears pajamas.

Chelsey Donn:

And so 'I went on to her Walmart wishlist, and 'I found that Granny had A' pair of pajamas

Chelsey Donn:

It was tie dye.

Chelsey Donn:

So obviously as A', Review, Queen, 'I had to buy granny these pajamas,

Chelsey Donn:

On her Instagram, on her ticks, which I'm so excited about.

Chelsey Donn:

'I get so excited every time she wears them so quickly.

Chelsey Donn:

'I know this is A', little bit non-traditional, but 'I just wanted to play A' quick video of

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, here we are.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is Granny who is now identifying which 'I have to say 'I feel part of

Chelsey Donn:

Let's hear her.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Ready?

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

, . Do do.

VOICEOVER:

And I'm gonna make you pee your pants.

VOICEOVER:

And don't think you're gonna use my Depends Go by your own there.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh my gosh.

Trey Gerrald:

She's obviously not from Virginian.

Chelsey Donn:

No 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think she's like from like, she's like an Italian

Trey Gerrald:

blab, busa.

Chelsey Donn:

ballbuster.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

And like, that's like the whole theme of, of her Instagram and 'I just like love her so much.

Chelsey Donn:

She's A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Total Queen.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm so happy that she's wearing her Queen pajamas and she's self-identifying

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off.

Chelsey Donn:

A' Rocker.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love you.

Chelsey Donn:

Like will you be on the podcast?

Chelsey Donn:

Can we make that happen?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm gonna share this on Instagram when we announce your induction for this episode.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I love you.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love Nancy 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Would love for you guys to come on the show or join us on Instagram

Chelsey Donn:

Either way, regardless.

Chelsey Donn:

You are A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Queen, my friend.

Chelsey Donn:

And you are My.

Chelsey Donn:

Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

Highness love.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And you really bought those

Chelsey Donn:

'I did.

Chelsey Donn:

'I bought those pajamas for Granny.

Chelsey Donn:

They're from

Trey Gerrald:

and then it became A' video,

Chelsey Donn:

she wears 'em.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you gotta go through her videos.

Chelsey Donn:

Anytime 'I like commented recently, 'I was like, It makes me so happy anytime you

Chelsey Donn:

But like 'I knew 'I had to get her pajamas.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause 'I knew if 'I got her pajamas, there was A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Good chance that they would show in the videos.

Trey Gerrald:

Did they like your comment?

Chelsey Donn:

she always likes my comment.

Chelsey Donn:

She always comments back.

Chelsey Donn:

She's so sweet.

Chelsey Donn:

When everybody gave her all these presents for her birthday, she.

Chelsey Donn:

Was, you know, doing all these videos and thanking everybody, like every individual

Chelsey Donn:

And she kind of also plays into the after show review.

Chelsey Donn:

Today, So I'm excited about that too.

Trey Gerrald:

well, really great induction.

Trey Gerrald:

It looks like one of those accounts that just brings joy, like makes you

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna follow.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank you

Chelsey Donn:

yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Please do follow.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Granny's off A' rocker.

Trey Gerrald:

Is she always in A' Rocking chair.

Chelsey Donn:

Sometimes she's in A' rocking chair.

Chelsey Donn:

She also, she's A' smoker, but like, Good for you granny.

Chelsey Donn:

She has A'.

Chelsey Donn:

You know that song Like, My Money Don't Jiggle, Jiggle It Folds.

Chelsey Donn:

You know that song?

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not.

Chelsey Donn:

What?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like A', People listening probably know it's A' T Train.

Chelsey Donn:

She does like her own rendition of it and it's so funny.

Chelsey Donn:

She's just very, very, very funny.

Chelsey Donn:

'I love

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love it.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway,

Trey Gerrald:

Good job.

Trey Gerrald:

All

Chelsey Donn:

Gerb.

Trey Gerrald:

well here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

Good.

Trey Gerrald:

Me, we've reached the end of another episode, . We

Chelsey Donn:

Good work.

Chelsey Donn:

We did it

Trey Gerrald:

Now there are, there are three Queens of everything

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, it's true.

Chelsey Donn:

There are three Queens of everything.

Chelsey Donn:

Granny's off.

Chelsey Donn:

A' Rocker is an official Queen of everything with us.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you for joining us today.

Chelsey Donn:

If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend and follow at Granny's off Rocker

Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

Yay.

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And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so on today's after tripod, we are going to be reading A' four

Chelsey Donn:

Fitness massage.

Chelsey Donn:

Great for adult and beginners

VOICEOVER:

'I, it's super coloristic.

VOICEOVER:

It's the A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Adam, man.

Chelsey Donn:

A' A'.

Chelsey Donn:

It definitely meant abdomen 'I would assume.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, hilarious video of at Granny's off A' rocker that involves, it's

Chelsey Donn:

They are ridiculous 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know if you've seen them before, but there's A' really funny video of granny's

Chelsey Donn:

So I'm going to show that in the after show as well.

Chelsey Donn:

So to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

'I went into this very skeptical, but 'I was just imitating A' hula

Trey Gerrald:

And to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

Gender non-specific Queen, just like granny's A' Rocka.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course.

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Bye.

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Woo.

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Woo 'I, Miss game time

Trey Gerrald:

Oh yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Do

Trey Gerrald:

still have them on our one in fives.

Chelsey Donn:

we do 'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Still miss it.

Trey Gerrald:

We actually got A' review.

Trey Gerrald:

About that.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh really?

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Others?

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Miss Meryl-Go-Round.

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Let us know.

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

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