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Episode 121: Four Dudes In A Booth

Slam CityApr 02, 2020

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Episode 307: Hey Don, It’s Summer Again

Episode 307: Hey Don, It’s Summer Again

The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.

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Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?

Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils

FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Recommended extended plays (EPs)

No tipping at Casa Bonita

Understanding in a plane crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles

Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites

Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter

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Mar 14, 202401:07:59
Episode 306: Broheed

Episode 306: Broheed

Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times

Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?

Mein Cumpf

Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents

Ten percent

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari

Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it

Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into

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Feb 22, 202401:02:55
Episode 305: Test Our Gangster

Episode 305: Test Our Gangster

Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot

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Sneaky link

Zoot Suit Riot

Walking around barefooted

Covenant Eyes

Frederick’s of Hollywood

Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin'

Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week

This Is The Newz

'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight

Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100

What if your d!ck had taste buds?

Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient

Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns

California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump

Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari

Tiny newspapers

“Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found

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Jan 31, 202459:52
Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over

Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over

Pre-show

UBI, universal healthcare

Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now

New year’s resolutions

Amazon aquarium accessories

Noah K

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In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour.

Price Is Right Rules

Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D

Slammich - our own custom sandwich

How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos?

Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole

Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches

Costco cheesecake return

Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon

Beef pizzle

Hack-a-dick

Gangrene feet

This Is The Newz

Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway

Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife

Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing

Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance

Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood

All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes?

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Jan 10, 202401:14:44
Episode 304: Toss The Sauce

Episode 304: Toss The Sauce

Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers

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Carnevil or The House of the Dead?

Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review.

Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection

The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed

"finger lickin' good"

High flying birds and fearless flying frogs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet

23 cents

Lemon Party documentary

This Is The Newz

Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell

Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck

New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train

85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol

Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird

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Dec 06, 202357:53
Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater

Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater

Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador

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Celebrity butt water

sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe

Caramel

RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”

Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6

knock-off of a knockout

“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”

This Is The Newz

Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar

Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests

Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them

14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original

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Nov 25, 202359:32
Episode 302: Broken Palindrome

Episode 302: Broken Palindrome

Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them"

That double space between a full stop and the next sentence

The Taming of the Shrew

When to throw out the undies

A $19 smash burger

One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla

Bomb Queen

Brazilian steakhouse

Hiding after close in a store of your choice

This Is The Newz

‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose

Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things

TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone

Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say

Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown

‎Morse - Vibration Messenger

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time

More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

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Nov 14, 202301:02:58
Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity

Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity

Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger

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Weapons of choice during The Purge

Vuvuzelas

Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network

Lima bean, clitorati

Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns

A $70 safety razor

This Is The Newz

Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay

One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301

Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes

Woman's body found in Arby's freezer

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off

A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen

Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business

Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan

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Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies”

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Nov 01, 202301:06:12
Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony

Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony

Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely

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Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says

Reality show NDA

Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies

Time is an illusion and a social construct

Time is a flat circle

A homunculus amunculus

The bar scene

Boys and girls' bikes

This Is The Newz

Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork

Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong

Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert

Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant

Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés

Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood

Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely

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Oct 23, 202301:03:53
Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin

Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

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Oct 13, 202301:10:59
Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms

Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms

A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets

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A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

Urechis caupo

This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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Oct 02, 202354:20
Episode 297: Mascara Runs

Episode 297: Mascara Runs


Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture

Pre-show

F–k Dungeon

Rebel Wilson Tribute

A Facef–k to Remember

Double X Quantimino

Groove

The Flaccid and the Furious

Horny goat weed

Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’

Ranch

“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”

Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad

What if you found out you were an AI bot?

Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?

This Is The Newz

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober

Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints

Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her

18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever

Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.

One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia

Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall

Fabricio/Fabrizio

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fights break out at Japanese fight festival

Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee

Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking

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Sep 23, 202301:04:57
Episode 296: IDDQD

Episode 296: IDDQD

X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.

Double X Quantimino

The best X-Men with which to have sex

John Stamos

Friends Smashup

The McGlizzy

Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae

Mustache

That canceled Batgirl movie

How We Buried A Pandemic

Blue October Girl

This Is The Newz

Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him

Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion

Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands

Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol

Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara

English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules

Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her

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Sep 16, 202301:10:19
Episode 295: Charm School

Episode 295: Charm School

The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.

Double X Quantimino

Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.

Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.

Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.

When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys

Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe

Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard

After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women

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Sep 09, 202301:00:18
Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method

Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method

The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats.

Pre-game: The Scientific Method

Double X Quantimino

Buying tickets then and now

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movie

A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn’t order $3 cheese for his burger

Chivalry didn't die, it was killed

Teledildonics

You found out that you're a Crispr baby

Stop Rickrolling

Slam City Lucha Libre - The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty

This Is The Newz

Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma

Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall's Easter display

Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years

Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train”

Japan’s Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women’s raincoats

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Sep 02, 202301:12:01
Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril

Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril

Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.

Double X Quantimino

Lawnz

Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility

Free delivery

White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.

“The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.”

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy

"The cultiest cult grocer in America"

This Is The Newz

Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth

Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets

Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab

City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"

Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries

'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group

A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste”

“Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan

Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple

After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light

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Aug 23, 202301:03:23
Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange

Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange

Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Double X Quantimino

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera.

"I love you too much to argue."

Yeast from there to make bread and beer

Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz

A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you?

“What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz

Clam City, OnlyClamz

Nacho cheese

Location data

This Is The Newz

Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave

Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped

Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says

Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert

Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat

Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police

Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free

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Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?”

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Aug 14, 202301:06:07
Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris

Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris

A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories.

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A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie

Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers

Liver Guy Follow-up Story

Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus.

Your fake magazine cover

Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

"What does that make you?"

Borgs - blackout rage gallons

Arthur the Freegan

Walmart

Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition

This Is The Newz

Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest'

This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy

Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money

Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months

Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits

‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail

Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire

An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger

This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big

Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart

Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan

After Party - Dental hygienists can tell.

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Aug 02, 202301:03:56
Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)

Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)

Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City.


Double X Quantimino

  • In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.”
  • Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink salt
  • Taking surveys
  • Metroid Prime
  • Always Flexfoam
  • Guestimation Unknown - Filling an Olympic swimming pool
  • One song that you can listen to again for the first time
  • Phubbing


This Is The Newz

  • Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say
  • Pizza delivery gives squirrel opportunity to invade Louisiana house
  • Scientists Will Pay You Over $4,000 to Chug a Diarrhea Drink
  • Drug-free relief from chronic constipation may come from a new vibrating pill
  • 'Groundbreaking' male contraceptive pill 'disables' sperm and works in minutes
  • Toxic fumes escape after truck overturns in Tucson, Arizona
  • Bloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from it
  • Cape Coral man cracks a beer open during traffic stop
  • Man caught in stolen car while driving back to crime scene


Burrito’s Nippon Newz

  • Sushi chef drops knives on the train, causes panic and delays
  • Tiny travel guides are our latest Japanese gacha capsule toy obsession
  • Burger King Japan guarantees new chicken sandwich is bigger than your phone with weird promotion


Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com.


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Jul 24, 202301:01:17
Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis

Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis

The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party.

Double X Quantimino

DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans

How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them?

Hit and Run

Micro-stress

Are Fritos the last bag of chips?

This Is The Newz

Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean

Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I’m Batman.’

Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport

Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house

11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school

Hooters waitress shares 'adjustment trick' to get more money from 'cute guys'

Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property

Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong

Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel's after tractor-trailer crash

Zookeepers Say They’ve Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation

Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan

Train driver’s locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line

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Jul 10, 202301:08:12
Episode 288: Waxing Gibbons

Episode 288: Waxing Gibbons

Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms.

Double X Quantimino

Palindromes follow-up: “go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”

Tuna salad vs tuna sushi

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Slam City Gets MeToo'd

The easiest answer to a not-so-deep dive - Should you tip a robot? But the real matter here: Service charges!?

Re-enactment - Gas station staff left horrified after finding severed human penis in car park

This Is The Newz

Kadabra Will Finally Return To Pokémon Card Game After 18-Year Ban

Texas DMV rejects vegan license plate for ‘vulgar’ phrase

Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets

Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage’ fit

Man who lost testicle from getting hit by supervisor awarded more than $295,000

Sex and no sleep may be killing endangered quolls

Vera Liddell allegedly stole $1.5M in chicken wings from Illinois schools

Salty strike: Arby's employees quit after posting vulgar message on restaurant sign

A Chick-fil-A restaurant's traffic got so bad that city officials ordered it to be demolished and plan to build a new drive-thru-only location

Burger King's Latest International Menu Item Does Not Sound Very Appetizing...Or Does It

Wearable Beanbag becomes a hot topic in Japan

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Real-time shade information added to walking app from Navitime Japan

World’s first Ice Whopper on the menu at Burger King Japan

Yakuza-themed love hotel rooms! Great for couples, friends, and business meetings, owners say

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Jun 29, 202301:01:30
Episode 287: Infinity Monkeys

Episode 287: Infinity Monkeys

Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie

Double X Quantimino

Best experience: listening to the album, listening to a live recording, or attending a live performance?

ChatGPT

Art the Arbiter - Arthur prefers to not have to wipe his ass with cold hard cash. Charter Communications (Spectrum) are crooks.

Time travel never gets old. 🐱 Time Machine

Minutiae Moment - O.K., okay?

Gemini Jackson Does The Math 

Pat Sajak's Epic Reaction After a 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant "Twerked" on Him

This Is The Newz

An original, sealed copy of Pokemon Yellow worth almost $10,500 has reportedly been ruined by US customs

I’m a triple amputee and a hot model — nothing holds me back

The Surprising Reason Twitch Star Amouranth Hasn't Ditched NSFW Content (Yet)

These Toilet-Shaped Carnivorous Plants Thrive By Eating Poop

Viagra users are 25% less likely to suffer early death

Sony patent would have you yell at your TV to skip commercials

The world's greatest stereo system is inside a Virginia home

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Saitama man’s 7M-yen Rolex stolen after leaving it alone with “potential buyer” for two minutes

Man who took entire town’s COVID-19 money now out of jail and turning life around

Starbucks Japan’s new cream pie’s looks are freaking people out

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Jun 20, 202301:00:38
Episode 286: Rabbit Season

Episode 286: Rabbit Season

Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle.

Double X Quantimino

Midnight snacks

Palindromes

Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance

Buy 3, Get 1 Free

400 pushups for punishment

Bad money habits - pay yourself first with at least 10% into savings?

Was the apostrophe so wet that it fell off!?

Evo Moment #37

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were created as an 'anti-masturbatory morning meal'?

Reloading a location-specific payment card

Arthur’s revised thoughts on ramen

This Is The Newz

Recent rains cause Whiskeytown Lake to spill into the Glory Hole

Man accused of shooting other man after oral sex meetup in Florida City

Billionaire Larry Ellison got a speeding ticket on an island he owns while driving a Corvette and told the cop there's 'no excuse'

FEMA fires group for nonsensical Alaska Native translations

Amazon delivery driver's fingertip is left in letterbox after accident

Man arrested for having sex with cow, sent to psychiatrist

“Boy Meets World's” William Daniels Was In An “Open Marriage” With His Wife Before One Of His Affairs “Devastated” Her

Southbound I-71 reopens after beer truck overturns

Girl, 13, leads Nebraska troopers on 100 mph chase with boy, 11, in the passenger seat

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

69-year-old Tokyo man arrested for driving without a license for over 50 years

Monkeys have attacked more than 60 people in three weeks in one Japanese town

Krispy Kreme releases tit doughnuts in Japan

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Jun 12, 202350:57
Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness

Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness

Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories.

Double X Quantimino

Let me tell you about this clam

A question about tipping

How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract

Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking?

Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much?

Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014?

How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

Considering the Light Phone II

Boobs vs Butts

Romeo and Juliet (1968 film)

The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant

This Is The Newz

Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby

Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard

Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself

Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes

Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight

Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Asahi Beer abolishes “image girl” spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers

Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren

No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires

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Jun 05, 202301:12:00
Episode 284: We’re Going To A Party

Episode 284: We’re Going To A Party

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino

Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while

If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time?

Ripped from a tweet: "You got to meet your 15-year-old self for 30 seconds. What would you tell them?"

Guestimation Unknown - A lifetime of loadz

Minutiae Moment - toothpicks

Arthur the Arbiter - “Hyperemployment offers a subtly different way to characterize all the tiny efforts we contribute to Facebook and Instagram and the like… We do tiny bits of work for Google, for Tumblr, for Twitter, all day and every day.”

Power napping

Fortune cookie fortunes

This Is The Newz

Man who gorged 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'psychologically' damaged

Paige Spiranac tells fans looking at her boobs is good for their health

Lottie Moss strips naked for racy shots and says body 'is there to be enjoyed’

From the McRib to the Choco Taco, 6 foods we lost - Burger King’s Ch’King, Chili’s Original Chicken Tenders, Choco Taco, Honest Tea, McDonald’s McRib, Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty

Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin

Nevada parents sue school district over daughter’s ‘pornographic’ assignment

I stopped taking the pill — now I’m gay

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May 26, 202353:54
Episode 283: Cartesian Others

Episode 283: Cartesian Others

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news.

Double X Quantimino

You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you?

Sheets

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Elizabeth Holmes, Toxic Ladyboss

Giving a Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Extra Crinkle-cut Pickles to a Panhandler

Arthur the Arbiter - Look, I get it BUT Eggs Any Style $10?! Two farm fresh eggs any style, homemade biscuit, choice of bacon or house sausage

This Is The Newz

Target recalls children’s weighted blankets due to 2 asphyxiation deaths

Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle

McDonald's delivers empty wrapper to man who unticked every item on his order

M&S executive caught with ecstasy pills and cocaine stuffed inside bra in Fabric

'Toxic masculinity' may be caused by an actual, infectious, brain-altering parasite

Florida server surprised with $1,000 tip

Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets

South Korea ends ban on imported sex dolls

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May 18, 202301:00:44
Episode 282: Mercury Lacks Moons

Episode 282: Mercury Lacks Moons

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast.

Double X Quantimino

Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha

Arthur almost littered

Keep your name or change it? Hoar

Jen Ecks

Yesterday (2019 film)

Attempting tirelessness AKA Elon's "hardcore" - 80 to 100 hours a week, every week

The wi-fi password

Grocery store sadness

This Is The Newz

Fake psychic, partner sentenced in $3M fraud scheme

Jury Sides With Big Cheese in Mozzarella Family Feud

Cocaine found in car’s secret compartment during traffic stop

Man hurls wine bottles at NJ liquor store workers who didn't give him discount

Philadelphia police searching for suspect who stole antique brass railing outside City Hall

Snakes have a clitoris: scientists overcome ‘a massive taboo around female genitalia’

How the chicken lost its penis

Scientists invent 1st 'vagina-on-a-chip'

‘Finally, my order will be quick and accurate’: McDonald’s fully-automated location with no human employees sparks debate

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Overturned truck spills load of hams, various meats in North Carolina

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

New spreadable French Toast from Japan is a game-changer

Crotch Cup 2022 eSports festival held to raise awareness for groin itch treatment

Miyagi senior’s joke bombs so hard it delays a flight for 50 minutes

Burnt End: Double French Toast After Party

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May 15, 202359:22
Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise

Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules.

Double X Quantimino

Massage therapy from dudes

How to clean your rifle

Hairy limbs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom

Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs

Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious.

Window seat or aisle?

This Is The Newz

'Didn’t she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger

Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud'

Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow'

Wordle is 2022’s top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen

Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash

Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday

Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue

I’m so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me

Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too

Japan’s random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go… somewhere

Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama

The Three Rules

Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things.

Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself.

Rule #3: n + 1

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May 08, 202358:17
Episode 280: Under The Influence of Brisket and Pasghetti

Episode 280: Under The Influence of Brisket and Pasghetti

Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news.


Double X Quantimino

Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials

Bot bigotry

Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools

Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind the white line

Deep dive on the lyrics to "Self Esteem" by The Offspring

Disney Files Patent for Roller Coaster that Jumps Track

We ain't playin’ with this campaign. People are tipping less in this economy, but why are they tipping at all?

Plug In & Hate, Part 2: A woman went viral on TikTok after sharing how she was late to her doctor’s appointment because a customer ordered 38 drinks at Starbucks.


This Is The Newz

Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis

Hot dog vendor stabbed in alleged turf-war with another hot dog vendor outside Petco Park

Ex-ExxonMobil employee arrested after ‘vault’ of upskirt photos allegedly discovered

Alameda Co. deputy arrested on suspicion of DUI after totaling 'BBQ' truck

Houston woman has the world's largest feet

Hacked digital billboard in Brisbane displays pornography for several minutes

Someone paid over $200,000 for the Birkenstocks that Steve Jobs wore in the garage where he founded Apple

Evacuation orders lifted after hemp plant fire in Grass Valley


Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese company uses video game-style hit point badges to help employees know who need a hand

Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains

AirTag planted on Aichi Prefectural Police car, by someone who doesn’t understand cars well


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Apr 28, 202301:03:18
Episode 279: Skipping Rocks

Episode 279: Skipping Rocks

Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Brian.

Feed the AI, a rapid fire deep dive segment - Memory maps, business hours, conscious time, and fuel consumption

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - One of us allegedly gropes another podcaster that made a headline.

Have we been playing Super Mario Bros wrong our whole lives? None of us.

This Is The Newz

Sperm counts worldwide are falling even faster than we thought

‘Temporary vasectomy’ trialed in Melbourne: Sperm blocker a world first

Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs

TikTok artist entombs bag of Cheetos in 3,000-pound sarcophagus

HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor

Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers sues Indiana shopping center after being told it can’t sell chicken fingers

Man who found £4 million cheque to Haribo rewarded with gummies

Your favorite songs reveal your attachment style: New psychology research

Wait, Are We Really Supposed to Tip 25% Everywhere Now?

Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first-ever wanko soba conveyor belt restaurant opens in Tokyo

Tokyo man arrested for putting brother’s skull out for recycling collection

Gifu man arrested for entering other person’s home and hanging women’s underwear to dry

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Apr 19, 202301:04:13
Episode 278: Sliding Up Camelz

Episode 278: Sliding Up Camelz

Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners.

Double X Quantimino

Juicy Fruit

Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks

Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

This Is The Newz

Hospice nurse charged for allegedly cutting off man’s foot without permission

Burrito’s Dad the Orderly’s Patient’s Toe Fell Off Story

McDonald's Created a Grease-Proof Gaming Chair

I’m too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years

Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India

Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane

Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body

Former CIA master of disguise helps disfigured people come out of hiding

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Sasuke: Ninja Warrior may be coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028

Tokyo Police apprehend the “Lego Kid” and accomplices

Charges dropped against elderly Japanese man for nailing Putin voodoo doll to sacred shrine tree

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Apr 06, 202301:01:23
Episode 277: The Dogga Collection, Hot Takes, and Pontifications Under Duress

Episode 277: The Dogga Collection, Hot Takes, and Pontifications Under Duress

A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch.

“A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell

DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino

“A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210

“Cookie”, from Episode 221

“Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213

“Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215

“Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219

“Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236

“Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, the Dog Saga - Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249

This Is The Newz

“The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217

At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins.

Newz (continued)

Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94

Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video’

B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 'out of kindness' pleads guilty to assault

Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense’

Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone

Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend

Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police

Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend

Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch

Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out

Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells

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Mar 27, 202301:15:16
Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz

Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz

Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch.

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Pump

Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown

A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you calling dibs?

Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us

Wishful thinking - lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you - commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited

“A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.”

Harem

This Is The Newz

NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship

1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage

We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain - people say he’ll be bullied

Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized

Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris

Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son

484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say

Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend

Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street

Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day

Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers

What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch

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Mar 20, 202356:57
Episode 275: Northeast Glisan Street

Episode 275: Northeast Glisan Street

On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall.

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Throwback music

The Slam City “time travel” trope

A lyrical discussion: "Four of fish and finger pies" - What would you do for a finger pie?

Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships.

BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out

This Is The Newz

SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck

What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag?

Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient’s Eye

Thumbs-up emoji branded 'inappropriate' by Gen-Z - but older generations stand by it

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan

Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth

Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo

Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood

Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog

Audio Editor: Jaymark

Mixing Assistant: Undogmatic

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Mar 11, 202357:26
Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!

Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!

After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.

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Your bidding wars

Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen?

Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.

Gender popcorn

Guestimation Unknown - the price of eggs

You have one hour.

Schmaltz

Brian’s JDate

Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle

This Is The Newz

86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships

Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t

Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills

Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees

Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!

Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten

Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women

Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”

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Mar 02, 202357:19
Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater

Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater

Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic

Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.

Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box

Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate

A conversation trap - answering incorrectly on purpose

This Is The Newz

McDonald's had adult Happy Meals

Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine

Londoners completely baffled as 'cans of urine' being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern

New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men

Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay

This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’

A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools

Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites

Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used

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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling

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Feb 21, 202347:28
Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores

Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores

Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.

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Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right

Crip walk

Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many

Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry

Measurable Twerk Capability

Wilson Phillips

Your exclusive audience

Compiling "The Hits" for Spotify, 3 songs

A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly - Anna Sorokin

This Is The Newz

A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit

Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man's nose after Arkansas college football game

OnlyFans star saves customer's life after noticing detail in x-rated chat

Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop

Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business

Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken

Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years

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Feb 13, 202351:25
Episode 271: The Long Game

Episode 271: The Long Game

Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.

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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop

Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30

Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident

Reaction Audio - 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date

This Is The Newz

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested

Kanye West "hasn't read any book," says "it's like eating Brussels sprouts"

Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back

50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery

Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G

Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees

Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!

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Feb 06, 202347:25
Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness

Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness

Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Eating raw meat

People who don't eat flesh

Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping

The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones

Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?

Art the Arbiter - In-N-Out get your sh!t together

This Is The Newz

TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to 'increase your vibrations.' Experts warn against it, but 'perineum sunning' keeps going viral.

McDonald's says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry 'hurts everyone'

Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands

Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature

Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis

Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home

Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits

Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion

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Jan 30, 202301:04:08
Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles

Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles

Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.

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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole

Irreplaceable nostalgia

Holding parking spots

"We didn't have coffee."

Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?

Swiped on a shorty

Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT

What’s your Cheers?

Gemini’s brownies were not delivered

Peter Popoff’s miracle water

Samus Aran’s Zero Suit

This Is The Newz

See Papa John's new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust

Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome

Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot

Scared beachgoers call police over 'murdered woman' as sex doll washes up

(Lovefool feline singalong)

Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops

Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony

Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine

(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)

Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days

Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates

What I Had For Lunch

Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched

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Jan 19, 202301:20:10
Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos

Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos

Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.

Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.

Remember Chris Gaines?

The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs

This Is The Newz

Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time

Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind

Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police

A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas

Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party

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Jan 12, 202338:11
Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley

Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley

A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?

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Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro

Wrestler names

Finishing touches

Kangaroo nipples

Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon

The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home

Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home

Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains

A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area

Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music

What I Had For Lunch

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Jan 05, 202301:03:41
Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna

Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna

From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.

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Time dilation

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card

Cheesy pizza?

Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)

Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card

This Is The Newz

Brian’s Animal Corner

Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies

Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find

How to stop your vacuum from spying on you

Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes

Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray

Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers

Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license

Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill

Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks

Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table

Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch

Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error

Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home

What I Had For Lunch

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Dec 30, 202201:12:58
Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats

Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats

Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.

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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”

Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?

Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.

Idris won't be the next 007.

This Is The Newz

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo

FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex

Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere

Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged

Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe

Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over

Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP

Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife

Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point

GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries

Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge

Wendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley

Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic

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Dec 27, 202250:30
Episode 264: Goblin Mode Supplemental

Episode 264: Goblin Mode Supplemental

Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this.

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Racks

Paul McCartney died in 1966?

Strip mall blues

Mushrooms

Where we at with groceries?

Meeting your doppelganger

Keeping your phone clean

This Is The Newz

Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone

Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips

Noblesville killed $5.5M development deal because of adult baby shop

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Osaka’s Hotel Games isn’t just full of board games, it is a game!

Japan has instant ramen booster packs, and we’re not even trying to restrain ourselves

Doughnuts and fried chicken come together in new Mister Donut Burger

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Dec 22, 202252:55
Episode 263: Cantina Taco Satellite, Plunger Duck Theory, Luntch

Episode 263: Cantina Taco Satellite, Plunger Duck Theory, Luntch

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week.

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Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd

So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.).

Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks?

GB creampie order

ATP

This Is The Newz

A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug

Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date

A quick review of Nitro Pepsi

Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto

Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions

LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark

What I Had For Luntch

Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike

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Dec 13, 202201:10:43
Episode 262: How To Decorate Flowers (By Plastic) or Play It Loud, White Tiger

Episode 262: How To Decorate Flowers (By Plastic) or Play It Loud, White Tiger

From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters

Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD's app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur’s app deal hack is better.

Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven)

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 - How loud are you allowed to go?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 - A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a "white tiger".

This Is The Newz

Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald’s burger ingredient

Police say people pretending to play violin for money a 'nationwide issue'

Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844

Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo

Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years

Burrito’s Nippon News

We try new ‘adrift at sea’ experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast

Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor

Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you’ve never read them

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Nov 29, 202241:33
Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl

Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place."

Locus of Control

Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.

P.O. Broad

Found Objects

Tipsimping

This Is The Newz

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach

100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

Dead Spiders Work as 'Necrobotic' Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects

Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: 'Beautiful Miracle'

Burrito’s Nippon News

1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person

Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway

Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it

What I Had For Lunch

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Nov 24, 202201:12:23
Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai

Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.

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Tipping Point

Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs

Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.

This Is The Newz

Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice

Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries

Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy

Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.

Burrito’s Nippon News

High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)

This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night

Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened

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Nov 16, 202242:24
Episode 259: From Wonderland Temples

Episode 259: From Wonderland Temples

The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch.

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Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City

Pubes

Trusty Toilets

Scheduling a food pickup

VBS

Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains

Brian bought someone a vibrator

This Is The Newz

Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption’, lawsuit claims

Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing

Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

'Zombie' fungus causes 'incredible urge' for males to mate with female corpses, study says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns

Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats

This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience

What I Had For Lunch

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Nov 11, 202201:00:48