Slam CityMay 27, 2021
Episode 307: Hey Don, It’s Summer Again
The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.
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Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?
Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils
FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn
Recommended extended plays (EPs)
No tipping at Casa Bonita
Understanding in a plane crash
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles
Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites
Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori
Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter
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Episode 306: Broheed
Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz
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Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times
Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?
Mein Cumpf
Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents
Ten percent
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari
Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it
Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into
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Episode 305: Test Our Gangster
Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot
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Sneaky link
Zoot Suit Riot
Walking around barefooted
Covenant Eyes
Frederick’s of Hollywood
Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin'
Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week
This Is The Newz
'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight
Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100
What if your d!ck had taste buds?
Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient
Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns
California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump
Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari
Tiny newspapers
“Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found
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Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over
Pre-show
UBI, universal healthcare
Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now
New year’s resolutions
Amazon aquarium accessories
Noah K
Double X Quantimino
In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour.
Price Is Right Rules
Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D
Slammich - our own custom sandwich
How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos?
Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole
Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches
Costco cheesecake return
Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon
Beef pizzle
Hack-a-dick
Gangrene feet
This Is The Newz
Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway
Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife
Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing
Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance
Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood
All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes?
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Episode 304: Toss The Sauce
Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers
Double X Quantimino
Carnevil or The House of the Dead?
Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review.
Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection
The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed
"finger lickin' good"
High flying birds and fearless flying frogs
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet
23 cents
Lemon Party documentary
This Is The Newz
Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell
Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses
Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck
New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train
85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol
Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird
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Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater
Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador
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Celebrity butt water
sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe
Caramel
RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”
Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6
knock-off of a knockout
“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”
This Is The Newz
Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar
Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business
Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests
Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them
14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original
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Episode 302: Broken Palindrome
Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz
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Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them"
That double space between a full stop and the next sentence
The Taming of the Shrew
When to throw out the undies
A $19 smash burger
One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla
Bomb Queen
Brazilian steakhouse
Hiding after close in a store of your choice
This Is The Newz
‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose
Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things
TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone
Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say
Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown
Morse - Vibration Messenger
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time
More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives
Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving
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Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity
Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger
Double X Quantimino
Weapons of choice during The Purge
Vuvuzelas
Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network
Lima bean, clitorati
Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns
A $70 safety razor
This Is The Newz
Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay
One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301
Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry
Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes
Woman's body found in Arby's freezer
Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say
Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover
Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off
A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen
Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business
Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan
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Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies”
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Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony
Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely
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Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says
Reality show NDA
Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies
Time is an illusion and a social construct
Time is a flat circle
A homunculus amunculus
The bar scene
Boys and girls' bikes
This Is The Newz
Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy
Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant
Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork
Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong
Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert
Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant
Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés
Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood
Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely
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Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin
Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank
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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk
Rawr is my OwO
Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie
Avril, JTT, Utopia
Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles
Prions
How much until you have to let your pet go?
Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®
Boners for Algernon
Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.
This Is The Newz
Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight
Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall
Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize
German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border
Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant
Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”
Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.
RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police
Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so
Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner
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Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms
A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets
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A paper coffee cup
George Foreman Grill
Human burgers
You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.
Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz
A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.
Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men
Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt
Urechis caupo
This Is The Newz
Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak
Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia
Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested
Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp
Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king
Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested
Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately
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Episode 297: Mascara Runs
Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture
Pre-show
F–k Dungeon
Rebel Wilson Tribute
A Facef–k to Remember
Double X Quantimino
Groove
The Flaccid and the Furious
Horny goat weed
Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’
Ranch
“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”
Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad
What if you found out you were an AI bot?
Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?
This Is The Newz
Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober
Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints
Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her
18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever
Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.
One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia
Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall
Fabricio/Fabrizio
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Fights break out at Japanese fight festival
Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee
Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking
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Episode 296: IDDQD
X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.
Double X Quantimino
The best X-Men with which to have sex
John Stamos
Friends Smashup
The McGlizzy
Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae
Mustache
That canceled Batgirl movie
How We Buried A Pandemic
Blue October Girl
This Is The Newz
Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him
Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion
Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals
Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm
Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands
Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol
Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase
Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara
English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules
Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her
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Episode 295: Charm School
The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.
Double X Quantimino
Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.
Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.
Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.
When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys
Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe
Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard
After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women
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Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method
The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats.
Pre-game: The Scientific Method
Double X Quantimino
Buying tickets then and now
Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movie
A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn’t order $3 cheese for his burger
Chivalry didn't die, it was killed
Teledildonics
You found out that you're a Crispr baby
Stop Rickrolling
Slam City Lucha Libre - The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty
This Is The Newz
Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma
Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall's Easter display
Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years
Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train”
Japan’s Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women’s raincoats
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Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril
Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.
Double X Quantimino
Lawnz
Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility
Free delivery
White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.
“The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.”
Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy
"The cultiest cult grocer in America"
This Is The Newz
Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth
Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets
Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab
City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"
Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries
'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group
A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste”
“Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan
Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple
After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light
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Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange
Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Double X Quantimino
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera.
"I love you too much to argue."
Yeast from there to make bread and beer
Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz
A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you?
“What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz
Clam City, OnlyClamz
Nacho cheese
Location data
This Is The Newz
Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave
Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped
Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says
Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert
Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost
82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat
Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police
Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free
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Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?”
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Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris
A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories.
Double X Quantimino
A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie
Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers
Liver Guy Follow-up Story
Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus.
Your fake magazine cover
Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
"What does that make you?"
Borgs - blackout rage gallons
Arthur the Freegan
Walmart
Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition
This Is The Newz
Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest'
This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy
Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money
Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months
Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits
‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail
Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire
An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger
This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big
Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart
Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan
After Party - Dental hygienists can tell.
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Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)
Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City.
Double X Quantimino
- In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.”
- Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink salt
- Taking surveys
- Metroid Prime
- Always Flexfoam
- Guestimation Unknown - Filling an Olympic swimming pool
- One song that you can listen to again for the first time
- Phubbing
This Is The Newz
- Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say
- Pizza delivery gives squirrel opportunity to invade Louisiana house
- Scientists Will Pay You Over $4,000 to Chug a Diarrhea Drink
- Drug-free relief from chronic constipation may come from a new vibrating pill
- 'Groundbreaking' male contraceptive pill 'disables' sperm and works in minutes
- Toxic fumes escape after truck overturns in Tucson, Arizona
- Bloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from it
- Cape Coral man cracks a beer open during traffic stop
- Man caught in stolen car while driving back to crime scene
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
- Sushi chef drops knives on the train, causes panic and delays
- Tiny travel guides are our latest Japanese gacha capsule toy obsession
- Burger King Japan guarantees new chicken sandwich is bigger than your phone with weird promotion
Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel.
Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com.
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Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis
The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party.
Double X Quantimino
DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU
Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans
How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them?
Hit and Run
Micro-stress
Are Fritos the last bag of chips?
This Is The Newz
Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean
Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I’m Batman.’
Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport
Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house
11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school
Hooters waitress shares 'adjustment trick' to get more money from 'cute guys'
Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property
Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong
Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel's after tractor-trailer crash
Zookeepers Say They’ve Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation
Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan
Train driver’s locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line
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Episode 288: Waxing Gibbons
Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms.
Double X Quantimino
Palindromes follow-up: “go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”
Tuna salad vs tuna sushi
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Slam City Gets MeToo'd
The easiest answer to a not-so-deep dive - Should you tip a robot? But the real matter here: Service charges!?
Re-enactment - Gas station staff left horrified after finding severed human penis in car park
This Is The Newz
Kadabra Will Finally Return To Pokémon Card Game After 18-Year Ban
Texas DMV rejects vegan license plate for ‘vulgar’ phrase
Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets
Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage’ fit
Man who lost testicle from getting hit by supervisor awarded more than $295,000
Sex and no sleep may be killing endangered quolls
Vera Liddell allegedly stole $1.5M in chicken wings from Illinois schools
Salty strike: Arby's employees quit after posting vulgar message on restaurant sign
A Chick-fil-A restaurant's traffic got so bad that city officials ordered it to be demolished and plan to build a new drive-thru-only location
Burger King's Latest International Menu Item Does Not Sound Very Appetizing...Or Does It
Wearable Beanbag becomes a hot topic in Japan
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Real-time shade information added to walking app from Navitime Japan
World’s first Ice Whopper on the menu at Burger King Japan
Yakuza-themed love hotel rooms! Great for couples, friends, and business meetings, owners say
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Episode 287: Infinity Monkeys
Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie
Double X Quantimino
Best experience: listening to the album, listening to a live recording, or attending a live performance?
ChatGPT
Art the Arbiter - Arthur prefers to not have to wipe his ass with cold hard cash. Charter Communications (Spectrum) are crooks.
Time travel never gets old. 🐱 Time Machine
Minutiae Moment - O.K., okay?
Gemini Jackson Does The Math
Pat Sajak's Epic Reaction After a 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant "Twerked" on Him
This Is The Newz
An original, sealed copy of Pokemon Yellow worth almost $10,500 has reportedly been ruined by US customs
I’m a triple amputee and a hot model — nothing holds me back
The Surprising Reason Twitch Star Amouranth Hasn't Ditched NSFW Content (Yet)
These Toilet-Shaped Carnivorous Plants Thrive By Eating Poop
Viagra users are 25% less likely to suffer early death
Sony patent would have you yell at your TV to skip commercials
The world's greatest stereo system is inside a Virginia home
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Saitama man’s 7M-yen Rolex stolen after leaving it alone with “potential buyer” for two minutes
Man who took entire town’s COVID-19 money now out of jail and turning life around
Starbucks Japan’s new cream pie’s looks are freaking people out
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Episode 286: Rabbit Season
Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle.
Double X Quantimino
Midnight snacks
Palindromes
Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance
Buy 3, Get 1 Free
400 pushups for punishment
Bad money habits - pay yourself first with at least 10% into savings?
Was the apostrophe so wet that it fell off!?
Evo Moment #37
Kellogg's Corn Flakes were created as an 'anti-masturbatory morning meal'?
Reloading a location-specific payment card
Arthur’s revised thoughts on ramen
This Is The Newz
Recent rains cause Whiskeytown Lake to spill into the Glory Hole
Man accused of shooting other man after oral sex meetup in Florida City
Billionaire Larry Ellison got a speeding ticket on an island he owns while driving a Corvette and told the cop there's 'no excuse'
FEMA fires group for nonsensical Alaska Native translations
Amazon delivery driver's fingertip is left in letterbox after accident
Man arrested for having sex with cow, sent to psychiatrist
“Boy Meets World's” William Daniels Was In An “Open Marriage” With His Wife Before One Of His Affairs “Devastated” Her
Southbound I-71 reopens after beer truck overturns
Girl, 13, leads Nebraska troopers on 100 mph chase with boy, 11, in the passenger seat
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
69-year-old Tokyo man arrested for driving without a license for over 50 years
Monkeys have attacked more than 60 people in three weeks in one Japanese town
Krispy Kreme releases tit doughnuts in Japan
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Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness
Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories.
Double X Quantimino
Let me tell you about this clam
A question about tipping
How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract
Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking?
Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much?
Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014?
How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?
Considering the Light Phone II
Boobs vs Butts
Romeo and Juliet (1968 film)
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant
This Is The Newz
Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby
Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard
Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself
Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes
Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight
Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Asahi Beer abolishes “image girl” spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers
Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren
No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires
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Episode 284: We’re Going To A Party
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino
Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while
If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time?
Ripped from a tweet: "You got to meet your 15-year-old self for 30 seconds. What would you tell them?"
Guestimation Unknown - A lifetime of loadz
Minutiae Moment - toothpicks
Arthur the Arbiter - “Hyperemployment offers a subtly different way to characterize all the tiny efforts we contribute to Facebook and Instagram and the like… We do tiny bits of work for Google, for Tumblr, for Twitter, all day and every day.”
Power napping
Fortune cookie fortunes
This Is The Newz
Man who gorged 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'psychologically' damaged
Paige Spiranac tells fans looking at her boobs is good for their health
Lottie Moss strips naked for racy shots and says body 'is there to be enjoyed’
From the McRib to the Choco Taco, 6 foods we lost - Burger King’s Ch’King, Chili’s Original Chicken Tenders, Choco Taco, Honest Tea, McDonald’s McRib, Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty
Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin
Nevada parents sue school district over daughter’s ‘pornographic’ assignment
I stopped taking the pill — now I’m gay
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Episode 283: Cartesian Others
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news.
Double X Quantimino
You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you?
Sheets
The KKK Took My Baby Away
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Elizabeth Holmes, Toxic Ladyboss
Giving a Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Extra Crinkle-cut Pickles to a Panhandler
Arthur the Arbiter - Look, I get it BUT Eggs Any Style $10?! Two farm fresh eggs any style, homemade biscuit, choice of bacon or house sausage
This Is The Newz
Target recalls children’s weighted blankets due to 2 asphyxiation deaths
Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
McDonald's delivers empty wrapper to man who unticked every item on his order
M&S executive caught with ecstasy pills and cocaine stuffed inside bra in Fabric
'Toxic masculinity' may be caused by an actual, infectious, brain-altering parasite
Florida server surprised with $1,000 tip
Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets
South Korea ends ban on imported sex dolls
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Episode 282: Mercury Lacks Moons
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast.
Double X Quantimino
Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha
Arthur almost littered
Keep your name or change it? Hoar
Jen Ecks
Yesterday (2019 film)
Attempting tirelessness AKA Elon's "hardcore" - 80 to 100 hours a week, every week
The wi-fi password
Grocery store sadness
This Is The Newz
Fake psychic, partner sentenced in $3M fraud scheme
Jury Sides With Big Cheese in Mozzarella Family Feud
Cocaine found in car’s secret compartment during traffic stop
Man hurls wine bottles at NJ liquor store workers who didn't give him discount
Philadelphia police searching for suspect who stole antique brass railing outside City Hall
Snakes have a clitoris: scientists overcome ‘a massive taboo around female genitalia’
How the chicken lost its penis
Scientists invent 1st 'vagina-on-a-chip'
‘Finally, my order will be quick and accurate’: McDonald’s fully-automated location with no human employees sparks debate
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
Overturned truck spills load of hams, various meats in North Carolina
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
New spreadable French Toast from Japan is a game-changer
Crotch Cup 2022 eSports festival held to raise awareness for groin itch treatment
Miyagi senior’s joke bombs so hard it delays a flight for 50 minutes
Burnt End: Double French Toast After Party
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Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules.
Double X Quantimino
Massage therapy from dudes
How to clean your rifle
Hairy limbs
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom
Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs
Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious.
Window seat or aisle?
This Is The Newz
'Didn’t she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger
Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud'
Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow'
Wordle is 2022’s top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen
Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash
Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday
Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue
I’m so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me
Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too
Japan’s random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go… somewhere
Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama
The Three Rules
Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things.
Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself.
Rule #3: n + 1
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Episode 280: Under The Influence of Brisket and Pasghetti
Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news.
Double X Quantimino
Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials
Bot bigotry
Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools
Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind the white line
Deep dive on the lyrics to "Self Esteem" by The Offspring
Disney Files Patent for Roller Coaster that Jumps Track
We ain't playin’ with this campaign. People are tipping less in this economy, but why are they tipping at all?
Plug In & Hate, Part 2: A woman went viral on TikTok after sharing how she was late to her doctor’s appointment because a customer ordered 38 drinks at Starbucks.
This Is The Newz
Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis
Hot dog vendor stabbed in alleged turf-war with another hot dog vendor outside Petco Park
Ex-ExxonMobil employee arrested after ‘vault’ of upskirt photos allegedly discovered
Alameda Co. deputy arrested on suspicion of DUI after totaling 'BBQ' truck
Houston woman has the world's largest feet
Hacked digital billboard in Brisbane displays pornography for several minutes
Someone paid over $200,000 for the Birkenstocks that Steve Jobs wore in the garage where he founded Apple
Evacuation orders lifted after hemp plant fire in Grass Valley
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese company uses video game-style hit point badges to help employees know who need a hand
Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains
AirTag planted on Aichi Prefectural Police car, by someone who doesn’t understand cars well
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Episode 279: Skipping Rocks
Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino
Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Brian.
Feed the AI, a rapid fire deep dive segment - Memory maps, business hours, conscious time, and fuel consumption
Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - One of us allegedly gropes another podcaster that made a headline.
Have we been playing Super Mario Bros wrong our whole lives? None of us.
This Is The Newz
Sperm counts worldwide are falling even faster than we thought
‘Temporary vasectomy’ trialed in Melbourne: Sperm blocker a world first
Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs
TikTok artist entombs bag of Cheetos in 3,000-pound sarcophagus
HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor
Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers sues Indiana shopping center after being told it can’t sell chicken fingers
Man who found £4 million cheque to Haribo rewarded with gummies
Your favorite songs reveal your attachment style: New psychology research
Wait, Are We Really Supposed to Tip 25% Everywhere Now?
Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s first-ever wanko soba conveyor belt restaurant opens in Tokyo
Tokyo man arrested for putting brother’s skull out for recycling collection
Gifu man arrested for entering other person’s home and hanging women’s underwear to dry
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Episode 278: Sliding Up Camelz
Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners.
Double X Quantimino
Juicy Fruit
Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks
Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.
This Is The Newz
Hospice nurse charged for allegedly cutting off man’s foot without permission
Burrito’s Dad the Orderly’s Patient’s Toe Fell Off Story
McDonald's Created a Grease-Proof Gaming Chair
I’m too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years
Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India
Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane
Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body
Former CIA master of disguise helps disfigured people come out of hiding
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Sasuke: Ninja Warrior may be coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028
Tokyo Police apprehend the “Lego Kid” and accomplices
Charges dropped against elderly Japanese man for nailing Putin voodoo doll to sacred shrine tree
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Episode 277: The Dogga Collection, Hot Takes, and Pontifications Under Duress
A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch.
“A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell
DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino
“A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210
“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210
“Cookie”, from Episode 221
“Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221
“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213
“Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212
“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215
“Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211
“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219
“Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213
“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236
“Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211
“Dogga, the Dog Saga - Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249
This Is The Newz
“The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217
At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins.
Newz (continued)
Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks
‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94
Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video’
B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 'out of kindness' pleads guilty to assault
Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense’
Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone
Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend
Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police
Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend
Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch
Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out
Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells
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Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz
Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch.
Double X Quantimino
Pump
Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown
A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you calling dibs?
Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us
Wishful thinking - lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you - commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited
“A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.”
Harem
This Is The Newz
NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship
1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage
We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain - people say he’ll be bullied
Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized
Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris
Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son
484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say
Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend
Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street
Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day
Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers
What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch
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Episode 275: Northeast Glisan Street
On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall.
Double X Quantimino
Throwback music
The Slam City “time travel” trope
A lyrical discussion: "Four of fish and finger pies" - What would you do for a finger pie?
Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships.
BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out
This Is The Newz
SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck
What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag?
Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient’s Eye
Thumbs-up emoji branded 'inappropriate' by Gen-Z - but older generations stand by it
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan
Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth
Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo
Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood
Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog
Audio Editor: Jaymark
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Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!
After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.
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Your bidding wars
Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen?
Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.
Gender popcorn
Guestimation Unknown - the price of eggs
You have one hour.
Schmaltz
Brian’s JDate
Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle
This Is The Newz
86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships
Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t
Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills
Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees
Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!
Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten
Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women
Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”
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Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.
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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic
Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.
Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box
Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate
A conversation trap - answering incorrectly on purpose
This Is The Newz
McDonald's had adult Happy Meals
Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine
Londoners completely baffled as 'cans of urine' being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern
New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men
Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay
This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000
Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’
A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools
Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites
Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used
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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling
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Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores
Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.
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Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right
Crip walk
Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many
Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry
Measurable Twerk Capability
Wilson Phillips
Your exclusive audience
Compiling "The Hits" for Spotify, 3 songs
A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly - Anna Sorokin
This Is The Newz
A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit
Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man's nose after Arkansas college football game
OnlyFans star saves customer's life after noticing detail in x-rated chat
Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop
Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business
Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken
Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years
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Episode 271: The Long Game
Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.
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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop
Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30
Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub
Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident
Reaction Audio - 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date
This Is The Newz
Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says
Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested
Kanye West "hasn't read any book," says "it's like eating Brussels sprouts"
Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back
50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery
Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G
Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees
Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!
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Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness
Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Eating raw meat
People who don't eat flesh
Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping
The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else
Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones
Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?
Art the Arbiter - In-N-Out get your sh!t together
This Is The Newz
TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to 'increase your vibrations.' Experts warn against it, but 'perineum sunning' keeps going viral.
McDonald's says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry 'hurts everyone'
Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands
Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature
Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis
Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home
Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits
Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion
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Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles
Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.
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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole
Irreplaceable nostalgia
Holding parking spots
"We didn't have coffee."
Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?
Swiped on a shorty
Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT
What’s your Cheers?
Gemini’s brownies were not delivered
Peter Popoff’s miracle water
Samus Aran’s Zero Suit
This Is The Newz
See Papa John's new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust
Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome
Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot
Scared beachgoers call police over 'murdered woman' as sex doll washes up
(Lovefool feline singalong)
Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops
Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony
Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine
(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)
Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days
Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates
What I Had For Lunch
Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched
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Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos
Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.
Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.
Remember Chris Gaines?
The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs
This Is The Newz
Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall
Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time
Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind
Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police
A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas
Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party
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Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley
A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?
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Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro
Wrestler names
Finishing touches
Kangaroo nipples
Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon
The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back
This Is The Newz
Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home
Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home
Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains
A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area
Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music
What I Had For Lunch
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Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna
From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.
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Time dilation
Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card
Cheesy pizza?
Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)
Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card
This Is The Newz
Brian’s Animal Corner
Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies
Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find
How to stop your vacuum from spying on you
Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes
Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray
Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers
Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license
Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill
Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks
Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table
Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch
Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error
Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home
What I Had For Lunch
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Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats
Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.
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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”
Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?
Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.
Idris won't be the next 007.
This Is The Newz
Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo
FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex
Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere
Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged
Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe
Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over
Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP
Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife
Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point
GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries
Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge
Wendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley
Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King
Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic
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Episode 264: Goblin Mode Supplemental
Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this.
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Racks
Paul McCartney died in 1966?
Strip mall blues
Mushrooms
Where we at with groceries?
Meeting your doppelganger
Keeping your phone clean
This Is The Newz
Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone
Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips
Noblesville killed $5.5M development deal because of adult baby shop
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Osaka’s Hotel Games isn’t just full of board games, it is a game!
Japan has instant ramen booster packs, and we’re not even trying to restrain ourselves
Doughnuts and fried chicken come together in new Mister Donut Burger
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Episode 263: Cantina Taco Satellite, Plunger Duck Theory, Luntch
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week.
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Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd
So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.).
Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks?
GB creampie order
ATP
This Is The Newz
A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug
Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date
A quick review of Nitro Pepsi
Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto
Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions
LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark
What I Had For Luntch
Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike
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Episode 262: How To Decorate Flowers (By Plastic) or Play It Loud, White Tiger
From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.
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Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters
Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD's app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur’s app deal hack is better.
Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven)
Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 - How loud are you allowed to go?
Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 - A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a "white tiger".
This Is The Newz
Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald’s burger ingredient
Police say people pretending to play violin for money a 'nationwide issue'
Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844
Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo
Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years
Burrito’s Nippon News
We try new ‘adrift at sea’ experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast
Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor
Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you’ve never read them
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Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place."
Locus of Control
Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.
P.O. Broad
Found Objects
Tipsimping
This Is The Newz
This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach
100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
Dead Spiders Work as 'Necrobotic' Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects
Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: 'Beautiful Miracle'
Burrito’s Nippon News
1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person
Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway
Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it
What I Had For Lunch
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Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.
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Tipping Point
Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs
Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.
This Is The Newz
Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice
Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries
Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy
Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.
Burrito’s Nippon News
High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)
This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night
Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened
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Episode 259: From Wonderland Temples
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch.
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Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City
Pubes
Trusty Toilets
Scheduling a food pickup
VBS
Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains
Brian bought someone a vibrator
This Is The Newz
Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption’, lawsuit claims
Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing
Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs
'Zombie' fungus causes 'incredible urge' for males to mate with female corpses, study says
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns
Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats
This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience
What I Had For Lunch
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