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This weeks batch of Dirty Little Secrets is so so good. Dayna (That Trophy Wife Life) and Brimstone (The Grindhouse Radio) hear all about the love for the booby milk, a husband in the wet spot, a suspicious girlfriend, swingers party and more. We promise you, you will never look at a Rolds Gold pretzel stick the same way ever again. Don't worry, we'll never tell. Welcome to the Club.
Do you have a dirty little secret? Welcome to the club. Dayna and Brimstone cover all the dirty little secrets in pop culture, entertainment, and current events. From Coast to Coast, the Beauty from the West and the Beast from the East are offering you a VIP ticket to this weeks scandalous gossip. Don't worry, we'll never tell..
do you have a dirty little secret welcome to the club and you're all invited the first rule of the dirty little secrets club is tell everyone about the dirty little secrets club we're handed out memberships free of charge step up to the vip line and let dana and brimstone take you on a weekly ride of secrets and debauchery now buckle up buttercup because things are about to get heated on the dirty little secrets club hey everybody what's going on welcome to another edition of the dirty little secrets club we are your hosts i'm dana pereira and i'm brimstone it's going to be another awesome episode why dana uh because this batch of [ __ ] that we got here has me a little squirmish so that translates to drama translate to an excellent episode
listen i'd like to think just because you and i are on the on the line together it's going to be an awesome episode that's i mean that's just that just makes it awesome i think that the the content makes it epic yes absolutely absolutely and you know i gotta say some of our listeners are getting very very brave because they're not even anonymously submitting these things anymore i'm getting dms i'm getting people in my instagram i got some faces with some names not jalapeno girl though she's still anonymous even though we want to see her face real bad uh so happy new year if you're listening and you want to like send us a private dm or something we wouldn't hate it we would not hate it just be like just just drop it to us with a little jalapeno in there we'll know it's you we'll know it's you you don't have to go all into it just you know what i'm saying yeah you know what i'm saying yeah what do you call it uh just just a little jalapeno you know you know we'll be good except now everybody's gonna send us pictures of themselves with a little jalapeno and we'll never know who it is i know right i know i don't know well look i mean hey if you people want to pretend like a jalapeno girl you know we can always go into business make some jalapeno girl halloween costumes october's coming quick uh you know capitalize you know what i'm saying we could do that yeah yeah we have the dirty little secrets club hot sauce that's what i'm talking about slap a little something on there you know what i mean oh oh oh i can't even think about that come burn so i like this first little jammy that we've got up here i'm i'm very interested in this one uh you want to kick it off yeah sure uh this one says i love a-n-r now if you're wondering what anr is it is adult nursing relationship basically lactation i love the booby milk i'm not gonna lie so do i love it love it really love it love it what do you call it i mean not not like an adult nursing thing i mean that's not my thing but you know when my wife was pregnant that's one of my favorite things absolutely love it so you would you would taste the milk from her from her boobs yeah of course why not wow so i did get my husband to taste the milk yeah i think the episode of friends uh sums it up best she says it tastes like cantaloupe juice and it's true it does it kind of tastes like cantaloupe it's kind of a little bit sort of kind of it has like that little it's sweet like you said and my husband i was like just you know just put a little on your wrist and taste it if you want but he didn't suckle right off the teeth although i'm i'm kind of sad that i didn't let him do that now why no i mean it's so much fun that you squirt him in the face with it i mean it's it's amazing and so much why why wouldn't you take advantage of it oh my god what i wouldn't do for another lactating breast i used my breasts as machine guns whenever i was i i would be in the shower and i'd be like right right why wouldn't you why wouldn't you there's enough in there just you know you can use a little bit of and sometimes they get too too slow you know you have to let it out so why not why not enjoy it so it's not like you know i'd be sitting there sucking out you know like non-stop i'm just you know in general i i i don't hate you if you were having a little sexy time and you have to get a little boob in your mouth and having to have a little snack while you were doing it or all down your face i'm all about it i am good that is listen man first of all the pregnant woman's body is a beautiful thing you know what i mean it is a temple it is a and and at the end of the day you know what i mean just worship just be there to worship that temple that's it that's all i'm saying and if the the milk is coming down you've been blessed that's it that's all i gotta say right am i wrong holy water you're being blessed by your holy milk the people squirted and all over the place you know what i mean jesus christ well hell i mean if the ladies got to take your milk all the time you can take the ladies milk every once in a while as well am i wrong ah amen amen holy milk
yes so uh what do you call it you have anything else to say about this one i'm i'm all in oh i am waiting waiting for you to have to say this next one i'm just sitting here a smile on my face waiting for you to do it all right so this one's this one's interesting one um somebody's got a little bit of a sickness going on here i'm sorry guys i i can't i can't not say it because it's kind of like what the hell uh so this this comes from a listener that says i can't stop sticking things in my urethra tiny vibrators and sounding rods meant for urethral insertion pipe cleaners wax screwdrivers and even pretzel sticks especially pretzel sticks i love the way the salt crystals scrape the inside of my penis hole it's the best feeling in the world i don't know what the hell is going on in this guy's mind but okay it's the perfect blend of mind melting pleasure and searing agony i can't stop i've already gone through an entire bag of rolled golds in three days wow okay well listen man um first and foremost you got to be careful what you're sticking in there because you know you don't want to have a problem where they're going to have to chop it off because it gets infected uh that's first and foremost but what do you call it um listen you know what i again every person's got their own kink and that's all good and that's all dandy um for health reasons i think you need to be a little more careful uh that's one but two i know a lot of guys um one dude in particular that um he had his whole shaft uh pierced like 30 times you know what i mean and it would just extend it to the bottom like yeah and balls yep and well that wasn't even including the balls because he added in the ball sack too and then he had a double prince albert so like you know what that type of thing people enjoy it they get off on it you know what i'm saying but i i can't imagine getting an erection with that i can't imagine trying to get it on with somebody like that um and and peeing he used to do tricks he'd take a couple of them out and then put his fingers in certain areas so that it would pee in multiple directions i don't know how he did it but he did it and it was just like the weirdest thing so you know what people are into that stuff but you're also talking about um a specific kind of stainless steel or whatever that's put into your body this putting rolled golds inside your schlong bra it's not a smart thing that salt can do damage so if you don't want to do permanent damage i think you might want to stick with the the tiny vibrators maybe and you know not be putting any that other stuff in there because you're going to wind up hurting yourself uh what is your take on that i agree it's interesting because a lot of people have these pain fetishes right maybe i mean i don't know what it is specifically about the rolled golds but like maybe you have like a pain thing maybe and there's other ways to give yourself pain slash pleasure when there's a pretzel in your yeah yeah see here's the thing is they i guess cause they're small enough but what happens if you go in too far and it breaks you know what i mean like then what then what you know what i mean it's like i've i've had to pass a kidney stone and that was not fun you know what i mean like so i can't imagine trying to pass a bit of a rose gold that's stuck in your your uh the tip of your head like i mean anyway so i'm i'm already squeamish you know what i mean fault on there could you i would imagine that would make you like bleed and stuff and probably burn when you pee and like oh boy most people would consider that assaulting
bad dad joke i know i know but it's okay i'm here i'm here all day sing his penis
all right yeah so yeah i don't know i don't know yeah but i agree with brim i think that's some good advice that you gave there like if you're gonna do it fine but maybe try and do it with something that's not going to give you an infection you know yeah dangerous danger is dangerous all right lady girl you're next all right after walking in on my wife cheating on me i decided to forgive her for him
you didn't even have to go any further
thank you very much
only to have it happen again in our bed [ __ ] horse man you got to get that cold checked out i still don't have the heart to end the relationship i've caught her with two different men over the last year however i still can't bring myself to end it we have a family i still love her i need her my kids love and need her i think i might have to tough it out full spit bra i'm sorry that means that this this woman does not deserve you and you need to bounce um it might be tough it might be hard but there's going to be somebody out there that will love and appreciate you if this if this one and i'm sorry for calling her a [ __ ] but it is what it is you know what i mean hey you know uh uh you know what is it what's that word you know about a quacking duck if it looks like a duck if it quacks like a duck it's a [ __ ] duck well guess what sweetheart it's a duck you know if she's out there freaking getting [ __ ] up in by some other guys you need to bounce bounce it's better for you it's better for the kids and and you know and on top of that you know she's putting the kids in danger by having strangers in in your house and in your home around your children so that being said you can use that in court and you can get yourself some uh custody as well so uh there are plenty of wonderful women out there who are are looking for a good man who uh you know does who don't want to be you know uh you know taking advantage of them in their kindness of there's no way you should be dealing with that no no way sorry yeah i mean obviously he's not feeling great about himself his wife is going out and bringing men into their bed what a disrespectful thing to do like not that there's ever a good way to cheat but if you're gonna do it at least don't bring them into your spouse's bed you're like making him lay on the wet spot like that's [ __ ] up i'm being kind right now i know you are i'm being very fighting you're very kind very kind right now because i don't want to you know i mean like nah man that's disgusting and and she doesn't and she doesn't deserve it matter of fact i would i would put it out there and i'd send it in to let everybody know say it from the rooftops let everybody know she's a freaking [ __ ] and i get it that's embarrassing you know what i mean it's embarrassing but you know what you're going to be embarrassed you might as well have her embarrassed as well because you know it happened you know what i mean and and that's not cool not cool with me what would you do dave what would you do if you walked in on joe banging some woman especially in your bed you'd cut it off right i well actually i wouldn't cut it off because i would never go to jail for him but i would probably laugh i would take a picture and i would be on my way to the first divorce attorney that i could find that was the most expensive because his ass is going to pay for it that's what i'm talking about you hear that joe don't do it he already knows he already i don't care i don't know listen i would from from from top to bottom cut inside out if i saw that my eyes will never non-seeding not see it again i would with a blade from top to bottom both of them would be cut open like like pigs in a blanket like that you'd be filleting some humans i'd make her watch you know and then and it would it would not be pretty it would be pretty that's just you would you would go to jail for that you would know somebody else put you in in general hurry insanity except now you just put it on a podcast so now it sounds pretty temporary i'm telling you that if something stupid happens like that it was insanity and it's an insanity plea because i know me and i know that i would go red and i would not know what was happening you'd black out black out black out yeah that's it that's it you know yeah you know what i mean i like to say that i would do a certain thing but the truth is you never know unless you're in that situation what is going to happen i might black out too who knows yes oh the things that would be thrown and tossed and you know like like quick gone no no yeah you know what brim you make a good point with that also because if this guy is forcing himself to stay in a relationship where he is being so very clearly disrespected totally he might snap one day and then that's like your life you are ending your life i mean i know people who have snapped in the heat of the moment and they're in prison now you know so i mean i think probably the best idea for you is is get yourself out of that relationship and uh you know you're probably saving your own life and doing so you never know with [ __ ] like that kudos to you for not killing the freaking guy and her for that matter yeah kudos to you because i wouldn't have been able to do that you're kidding me forget about it oh man somebody farts in the direction of my wife i'll tear the throat out hitting me i better make sure my husband isn't gassy when he meets you guys i'm a nice guy i'm loving i you know you know what it is like seriously though like that's you know that's that's it's just bro too disrespectful and what do you call it you need to be i mean i'm assuming that if if she's doing all this you guys have no sex life whatsoever um you know what i mean which is even more you know like why you know what what's the point what is she doing for you that makes it so important that you need her because you've got kids and you know well guess what the kids move on the kids grow up and eventually they'll know that mommy is a two-bit [ __ ] and that's it you know what i mean like you know i'm listen i'm trying i i'm trying it's called it's called hard love brah called hard love that's it that's all it is um just trying to make sure that you know that uh this is not right and nobody should handle anything like i don't have to handle anything like that definitely not right and we're also two people on the outside looking in though so we don't know what's going on in that relationship in that household in in anything um but it doesn't matter still cheating cheating cheating cheating you see that see what's standing in front of in front of dana right there that's a microphone use that if you want something else inside you you know what i'm saying use that use use a vibrator there's this thing called lilo that is amazing it'll get you crazy go buy one of those for a couple hundred bucks do not know what i'm saying rolled
don't freaking cheat that's it and don't do it in your own bed it's disgusting it's disrespectful no see here's the thing here's the thing is nothing nothing is worse for me than you know uh you know thinking that someone else is would be getting my intimacy you know what i mean and you know what i'm saying and my my um you know my um what you know when you when i i believe you know marriage is sacred and you know what i'm saying that is that's just the way i feel other people might feel differently and that's cool um in this situation he clearly is saying i love this woman i want to be with her i still want her she keeps doing this and and well maybe i just have to deal with it f that [ __ ] man no yeah no don't deal with it don't deal with it you deserve to have somebody that feels the same way about you i will never forget my father got cancer my stepmother left him at christmas while my dad was going through cancer she left him and went with some other dude and i looked at my dad and i was like oh my god like i was expecting him to be doubled over in sadness and he was like what am i going to do she doesn't want to be with me so get the hell out of here then you know he was like i'm not going to sit here and cry over somebody that doesn't want to be with me yeah no you got to have confidence in yourself know that you are worth it and that you can find somebody that wants to be with you that's going to treat you right and respect you and if she's not it then let her go you know hell yeah man my wife wants to pull that [ __ ] on me guess what i've got about 10 000 other women that are willing to come and jump on this train so what do you call it and don't don't ever you know what i mean like i not not just because i know that there are but because i'm confident you know what i mean in myself and you need to be confident in yourselves too and that's and that's that's if you got to learn something listen you got to be confident you got to be confident and you got to be comfortable in your own skin and you've got to know that what he called what's right is right and what's wrong was wrong and this is wrong my friend so let's move along because i think we're just going to be running in circles here and uh so uh let's see the next one is i was just laying in bed with my boyfriend and we were just watching something on his phone all of a sudden he got a call from a girl he hurried to hang up a few seconds later she sent him some texts i asked him jokingly if that was his new girlfriend and he didn't even say anything it makes me wonder what's going on do you think he's cheating oh it's a loaded question mama it's a loaded question it certainly doesn't look good it doesn't look good it's not looking great however i mean do you got a birthday coming out person maybe he was like trying to figure out a surprise and he doesn't want to tell you or there's so many things like no way for us to possibly know if he's cheating on you or not the best that you could do i mean one i would be looking at that text message to see what the [ __ ] it says
i'd be waiting till that [ __ ] was in the shower and being like
see what it says yeah i take my phone with me in the shower so you know you'd lose there but you take your phone with you in the shower i've answered the phone then you've called or texted what i've been doing where who are you where have you been the last hour it's all rub-a-dub-dub i'm just like what's up hey i'm in the shower i'm running late bear with me yeah um yeah no no i feel bad for you but at least you're not to see it you just have to hear it um no man no listen again it could go either way um he could be doing something or asking questions or maybe it's just um something that you know um maybe it's a friend and he's having an argument he just doesn't want to you know what i mean doesn't want to be bothered or maybe somebody's asking for a favor he didn't want to be bothered at that moment right there you know um if he didn't say anything about it honestly like if it was me i would have been like here's my phone take a look you know what i mean because i've got nothing to hide so if you've got nothing to hide then you should have no issues you know showing your your phone you know what i mean like and the story that's it but i'm i'm not going to pass judgment here cause everybody's different some people like you cannot touch my phone that is me personal property and that is my personal stuff on there yeah that's my private yeah i never really quite understood that especially when you're in a relationship like so whenever i first started podcasting and my twitter started getting big my husband was getting a little jealous he was like not feeling it back right so i was like you have my passwords anytime you feel a little insecure you just go for it i don't here you go you want to look at my phone there you go you can he has he has my passwords to everything because i don't care same here same here makes him feel more comfortable that he can log on to my instagram whenever he wants or log on to my twitter whatever it is and you know make himself feel better i'd like him to do that i don't want him to feel insecure in our relationship i would like for him to know that i only have eyes for him and you know so i am willing to do that for somebody but again so many people are different and oh yeah i personally can't wrap my head around the fact that people won't let their significant others look in their phones for whatever reason they're hiding something yeah that's it that's they're kind of high and it's unfortunate to say that but it's true yeah i don't care there's nothing that you should be saying to anyone else that is not public knowledge to your significant other that's it you know that's it even if you're bitching about me you know anything like that yeah yeah of course no like i'm not gonna read all the meat of it you know what i'm saying but at the end of the day like you know again i have it if i don't i don't feel the need to look i don't look if i if you know if i feel the need to look then we've got a problem yeah you know what i mean that's it but um do we think he's cheating we don't know we don't want to pass judgment yeah we're we're not going to be judge jory and executioner here although if you need us to be we will let us know if you find anything you know us in our communication we're always we're always preaching communication so [ __ ] ask him you know like you deserve to know [ __ ] ask him and give us more give us more detail you know what i mean please give us more detail let us know you know what else was going on um you know uh here perfect example you know um like i have somebody that will annoy the crap out of me personally currently you know they you know about them i've discussed it with you um what do you call this person will call me you know at any given time all hours whatever and sometimes i look at the phone and i'm like no you know what i mean and i put it down and then i get three texts in a row and i'm like i don't want to no i'm busy i'm with my wife i'm my with my family i'm watching the movie i don't want to be bothered yeah she she knows who the the the person is i mean and but i just don't want to be bothered at that time yeah you know what i mean so essentially um you know what he called it it's it was nothing bad it's just that i don't want to be bothered and then if you go oh it's your new girlfriend well i'm just like just shut up you know what i mean like so again i don't know your relationship i don't know if you're like that and i don't know if you have or if he has people in there in their lives or situations like that could be a sister could be a friend could be somebody they work with who knows you know what i mean but i have a lot of people that that you know if they'll sit and they message me i'm like bro i don't i don't have time for this right now i don't want to be bothered you know what i mean like especially if you're not giving you know speaking to me with anything other than stuff for you you know what i mean like a lot of people want want want one they take time uh-huh you know what i mean it's just like sometimes you just go no i don't want to be bothered you know so um except for dan dana can take whatever i bother you so little though you bothered me so little it is the funniest thing like i i have i've never i never have to worry about and it's even if you bothered me it wouldn't be bothered but you know like it's so funny it's like i'll get my my my weekly messages your monday afternoon yes you know like like with the most awesome you know the ideas for names of the episode i'm just like yay it makes me smile and i'm like oh dana i love you so and i send you off you know but um you know no it's but you get it you see what i'm saying so we can't without knowing more you know we really can't make a decision on this and um you know and again even if we did make a decision doesn't mean it's the right decision so yeah but i will say you have a gut instinct already you already know whether or not it's something you need to worry about because as soon as you saw it you got an instinct so i would definitely trust your instincts they're there for a reason and you know do some follow-up research if you must i agree i do agree wholeheartedly um okay you're next uh this one says i have a hobby i like now i made a post about having a foot fetish and i was bombarded by people offering to sell their feet picks but i was also surprised to see that women wanted me to see their feet picks to see if they should sell them or not i rated about five to six women and have honest ratings as well i think i found a new hobby so now here's a question are you paying them to have them you know have you rate their feet or are you uh raiding their feet you know for free and you know enjoying the the fetish of the foot i i i want to understand this a little bit more um do you agree with me like yeah i it's i mean what i got from it was that there were people that he was just raiding their feet but then there were also people offering to sell their feet picks okay i i mean i don't know man i don't know i don't i look great good for you you got a hobby something you enjoy yeah and what more for a dude that once feet picks and then all of a sudden everyone's like yeah hey do me a favor can you rate my feet is this a one to ten scale by the way is it a five star rating like we ask for the dirty little secrets club or is it like uh you know rate my foot one to ten is ten high is one low we i'd like to know this i'd like to know why why don't we okay so here it is you're gonna you're gonna have to now write us back in give us a little more information and we've got a new name for you your new name is tootsie yeah okay so you're tootsie now and uh we want to know what's uh what what uh you know your your you know we want to know more so you got to give us a little bit more information on this um i think i think it's crazy that people are selling like pictures of their feet um you know look i i i and i love i love women's feet i i love my wife's feet um what do you call it so like i i but i don't have a i don't have a fetish with it um but i have no problem with her feet i wouldn't be doing this to anybody's feet it's like i wouldn't want i wouldn't want stranger's feet you know what i mean on my face or in my mouth or in my lap you know what i mean like that for me i'm just not you know i don't like fetish guys yeah um but you know at the end of the day you know it is what it is so um yeah but hey i'm happy for you man you got a hobby it's something keep it going i wonder how you're at five to six women now yeah let's see if we can get you up to 15 20. maybe drop us a line let us know where you're posting this and and we can help you out on the next episode that would be hilarious yeah send us some foot pictures and we will maybe i don't know if they can put it up on the screen we'll rate them we'll rate a couple too so anybody out there it's a good idea anybody out there that that has uh that that wants uh dana and brim to rate their feet women only i don't want to see no man feet that's not gonna happen women only um we will take maybe five in total and so if you guys send we will pick five of them and we will rate five feet and if you send none then we get none but i i think that would be pretty fun and interesting that would be fun yeah for sure do it do it we'll do that um yeah all right so should i go to the next one or let's do the last one let's go wait wait it is wait i did i read the last one or was that you no i did okay so this one's me yes okay i'm just making sure i don't want to i don't want to overextend myself talk out of churn i didn't want to talk out to 10. and just the the thing we have going um okay let's see this weekend i'm going to my first swingers party oh do you guys like swing dancing is that what it is oh yeah oh oh no no that's oh this is a different kind of swingers party uh i am excited and nervous i'm supposed to be watching only this first time but i must admit i don't know what will really happen if you've ever been to a sex party before what was your first time experience so what do you call it let me first start off by saying i am not a swinger um and i do not think i am and whatever but i do know a lot and i do know swingers and i know a lot of information about this stuff and i have been to uh to that kind of a party on a couple of occasions years ago before i was with my wife so what do you call it um and i didn't do anything i observed and whoo some crazy stuff going on there sometimes i i saw so they they there was this club that was uh here in new york on long island and uh they used to have like these swinger nights and i had a couple of friends um that used to want to go to this a couple of women but you had to go with couples so you had to go in with a guy yeah so a couple of friends had asked me to go with them and um you know i was like all right whatever i'll i'll go with you guys and uh yo we went in and i was like holy crap like i thought i saw it all i have officially seen it all uh more interesting there was a guy in there wearing a diaper um what do you call it there were there was a train going on like a legit train of of of banging in the club just there in the open you know uh what do you call it you saw everything going on and um i got approached so many times and i was just like it's very tempting but i was like no i'm gonna you know because you don't know what kind of disease is going around in there totally um but what do you call it for those of you who are looking to get into swinging or doing stuff like that um one of the tricks if you're with your if you're a couple you're in the supermarket you take your a pineapple and you put it upside down in your cart and that will that will let other swingers know that you guys are swingers so uh so is that where swingers go to pick up other swingers is the girl sometimes sometimes either that or they go to uh these these parties and these clubs and um let me tell you man i i have i have no desire i do not share that's first and foremost and i am against all that you know with my own world right um but if you're just to witness what the hell goes on there at least once i gotta tell you it's worth going down just to watch the insanity you know what i mean now again there's oh you know with covet i don't know how much of it is going on at this point anyway but um obviously there is if these people are going there yeah um first time experience i got to tell you wild and crazy now i want to know if this is a male or a female all right that's first and foremost if you're a male or a female and um you know and i also think that dana and i want some feedback on you know what you saw and how everything went after the first party so dana we need a name for this person we need another oh oh boy um uh can we call him orgy that's a little harsh it's a little harsh we'll call him the watcher because he is only allowed but he's only allowed to watch but we don't know if it's him they're only allowed to watch so we'll call him the one the watcher i'm gonna i'm good with the watcher i like the watcher the orgy is harsh
get dirty a little bit i didn't know what to say i panicked the watcher was a good one that's like got all marvel comics on it and everything yeah yeah i redeemed myself there in the end good one that's a good one i like that so so watch her um i need to know all the dirty details um what do you call it i want to know if you're a male or a female i want to know you know what's your thing is it a vagina or a dingling i need to know you know what you know what what it is you know some of the some of the people that go to these things they go both ways you know what i mean and that's another thing you got to be prepared for if you're going to one of these joints you know like you get people that are like sometimes it's a couple because they are a couple right and they want you know they want a little bit of everything so you know there might be some sword fighting going on and that's not a thing for me either i respect it love you for it not my thing so you just gotta know what you're getting yourself into that's all what are your what's your take day watching oh i used to go all the time yeah me and sex parties i was swinging left and right front and back i'm just kidding i clearly don't know what the [ __ ] i'm talking about because no i've never ever done that before um but interesting i mean i've only ever seen it in movies so you know like i'm like what do you do you go into a house and you put your keys in a bowl right is that how this works
except it's something else that you're putting in the bowl um but it's interesting that they only let you watch the first time i didn't know there was like rules to this no no no no no no no no it's not it's not the rules of the party oh the rules of i'm assuming the rule of their significant other like we're just going to watch we're not doing anything we're not touching you know that worked out real well in that movie rockstar too by the way let me just um did you ever see that movie rockstar is that the one with tom cruise no mark wahlberg and uh uh what do you call it and jennifer aniston i believe oh no i don't think i did that oh wait no i'm lying i did see that one i did i pictured tom cruise as oh sex drugs and rock and roll in that movie yeah but what do you call it uh yeah no i i'm assuming it's because they're like well that's why i'm thinking this might be a guy yeah um you know because maybe his wife or a significant other is like well let's go look and see what's going on first you know what i mean they're like you're not allowed to touch because maybe you're still not sure or the other way around maybe it maybe it's the woman you know what i mean uh-huh we gotta know we gotta know watcher i don't know and if you get involved you know your nickname might change so you know we need to know i'll try and be less harsh whenever i change your nickname maybe i'll i'll change you from the watcher to the doer
oh my technically that's yeah there what were they doing uh how many people were they doing uh what do you call it yeah that's craziness all right well i think i think that we've had a wonderful array of sunshine today great batch of dirty little secrets we got keep them coming guys it's uh go to the thedirtylittlesecretsclub.com anonymously submit there don't forget we still want your fetishes send them in and we've gotten a good amount of them uh that i'm pretty excited for that's i i gotta tell you it's hard every week coming on here and not being able to do the fetishes some of the ones that we've gotten already because i'm like oh they're so good really oh god yeah we might and and don't forget guys we have um special guest we have tab steven's coming on for that episode that's gonna be a lot of fun uh what do you call it it's gonna be epic uh we might even have to go longer than than uh our normal time for that one yeah it could be a long episode huh there's that many of them from what you're saying yeah they're they're looking pretty good right now i'm pretty excited but keep them coming because you never know i mean we got some juicy ones but yours might be juicier i love the way every word that comes out of your mouth sounds nasty you know what i'm saying you know oh it's harder and it's juicy it's like god man joe you're a lucky man i gotta tell you that you're lucky man jesus christ when he called it unless she says there might be something juicier then you got that's a problem
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