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Talk About It with Keys & Lans

Talk About It with Keys & Lans

By Keys & Lans

On this weekly episodic podcast, two young billionaires share their thoughts on domestic and international matters alike to stir up the masses. No topic too big or too small whether it be Kim K's sextape success or Donald Trump's wall. Let's Talk About It!
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F-Word Racism

Talk About It with Keys & LansMay 30, 2020

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The Brawl Starting Youth Pastor

The Brawl Starting Youth Pastor

Keys & Lans let loose on the "great colonizer" christopher colombus and being an independent commonwealth nation. They also recount the time their old youth pastor let two teens fight to solve their problems and bounced. Keys also spreads awareness on female circumcision and Lans get queasy and has to leave, lets Talk About It! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Follow us on instagram : https://www.instagram.com/keys_lans/ Our personal accounts: https://www.instagram.com/loclifetraveler/ https://www.instagram.com/lano_thesage/ Our Facebook page : https://m.facebook.com/ManInTown/?ref=bookmarks Our Youtube channel( under renovation) : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4AdyvZDQk8G8jc3xKkApEw Lastly, our Twitter : Check out TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans (@TalkAboutItWit1): https://twitter.com/TalkAboutItWit1?s=09
Jul 11, 202046:41
What Makes Sexuality Taboo?
Jul 04, 202001:08:39
Her body his choice?

Her body his choice?

In a nation where the minimum wage is $210 US, Keys & Lans reveal how inadequate this is for any household to survive much less thrive. Abortion & child support also pop up and brings deep questions! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Follow us on instagram : https://www.instagram.com/keys_lans/ Our personal accounts: https://www.instagram.com/loclifetraveler/ https://www.instagram.com/lano_thesage/ Our Facebook page : https://m.facebook.com/ManInTown/?ref=bookmarks Our Youtube channel( under renovation) : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4AdyvZDQk8G8jc3xKkApEw Lastly, our Twitter :https://twitter.com/TalkAboutItWit1?s=09
Jun 27, 202001:00:50
Gender Roles, Gentrification & Porn?

Gender Roles, Gentrification & Porn?

Somewhere in the conversation Keys & Lans talk about Dwayne Wayde & family, gender roles at work, the clothes you wear & everyday life. Lans chooses to kiss a complete stranger over his s/o & insults kilts all while Keys tries to show him the error of his ways. Let's talk about it! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Follow us on instagram : https://www.instagram.com/keys_lans/ Our personal accounts: https://www.instagram.com/loclifetraveler/ https://www.instagram.com/lano_thesage/ Our Facebook page : https://m.facebook.com/ManInTown/?ref=bookmarks Our Youtube channel( under renovation) : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4AdyvZDQk8G8jc3xKkApEw Lastly, our Twitter : Check out TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans (@TalkAboutItWit1): https://twitter.com/TalkAboutItWit1?s=09
Jun 20, 202059:34
The Gay Episode! Enter Nathaniel

The Gay Episode! Enter Nathaniel

Yet another week of guests usurping Keys & Lans happens(these guys are losing control) & their show is taken over and held hostage but this time by a long time friend of Keys. He answers questions about growing up in the closet and coming out to family and the reactions of friends and so much more. Let's talk about it!
Jun 13, 202059:39
Make Special Ed Vital! Enter Yanique

Make Special Ed Vital! Enter Yanique

Keys & Lans welcome a special guest today to talk about kids with special needs and their education in The Bahamas, particularly the struggles of teaching them during the Covid-19 pandemic and get this she also usurps them of their titles as hosts and interviews them about the show.... this should be good
Jun 06, 202001:09:56
F-Word Racism

F-Word Racism

In one of the more serious episodes in the wake of another police brutality incident, Keys & Lans give their emotionally charged takes on racism, cultural appropriation and what it would take to end it all. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE..... have Italian doctors discovered the cure for the corona *bacteria*???
May 30, 202053:11
The 12 Universal Laws..... Enter Meech! (& The Rock)
May 23, 202001:26:01
Voila! Hypnosis Gone Wrong

Voila! Hypnosis Gone Wrong

Ever wanted to get healed from lifethreatening issues? Ever wanted to pay $600 for it?(yeah, us too). Also, the U.S government now has more power to spy on the unsuspecting populace??? Find out next time on the exciting episore of Dragonball..... sorry TalkAboutIt With Keys & Lans! Email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Follow us on IG @talkaboutit_keysandlans, facebook page @ TalkAboutIt With Keys&Lans, Youtube page @ TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
May 16, 202040:05
Prelude to 4/20! Enter King Jumpa!

Prelude to 4/20! Enter King Jumpa!

As your billionaires prep for the global 4/20 holiday with Lans' producer Jumpa, they discuss why the U.S told The Bahamas to not drill for oil, preventing another deepwater horizon incident and somehow the convo takes a turn for the worst with some would you rather questions(that Keys had nothing to do with). I guess we gon Talk About It!
Apr 26, 202001:10:38
Keys + Ellen Forever?

Keys + Ellen Forever?

To take your minds off the doom and gloom of Covid 19, Keys tells the story of his totally real and not fabricated encounter with his crush Ellen and being the only billionaire that can't afford A/C, Lans shares his time of owning a diner and stopping a would be rebellion from soulless beings. You can't make this stuff up! Hit us up on IG: TalkAboutItWithKeys& Lans, Facebook page is the same name as well as twitter... also email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Apr 10, 202057:49
Almost 30 With A Curfew! Enter D.K.S!

Almost 30 With A Curfew! Enter D.K.S!

As the country declares a state of emergency and the masses lose their minds, our billionaires break down curfew orders & chop it up with one of Keys’ oldest friends.... Let’s Talk About It! Hit us up at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com.
Mar 30, 202001:00:24
Global Pandemic or Global Distraction? Enter Shonte!

Global Pandemic or Global Distraction? Enter Shonte!

Actual cause for concern or incredible amounts of fear mongering by the media? Questions about the notorious coronavirus your billionaire heroes need answers to. Also We have a special guest here to shed light on her passions, career and dreams for Emanji Carnival 2020! Email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com. Follow us on instagram at talkaboutit_keyslans. Tweet us at TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
Mar 18, 202001:11:17
The PLP's Crime Deterring Whistle!

The PLP's Crime Deterring Whistle!

In a nation where the government's opposition proposes a whistle that stops all crime the country suddenly straightens up and flies right instantly. Keys reveals his primary school love and Lans starts a new mega church to combat the anti Sage burning pastor Jamal Bryant.... y'all get ready for this one! Email us @ islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Instagram - talkaboutit_keyslans Facebook- Talkaboutitwith KeysLans Twitter - TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
Mar 14, 202043:33
The Simpsons Predicted.... The Coronavirus!?

The Simpsons Predicted.... The Coronavirus!?

Are the simpsons creators time travlers? Do we have an unhealthy obsession with Game Of Thrones? Does the Christian Council run the Bahamas and did we really allow a cruise ship with a possibly coronavirus afflicted person into our country!? Find out from your billionaires in this episode of Talk About It... Bringin the drama(and whatever else is said in the intro I can't make it out)
Mar 14, 202001:02:13
F-Word PC Culture!
Mar 14, 202046:04
Da Bahamian Oil! Enter Khouri
Mar 14, 202053:56
This Is Us

This Is Us

Your billionaire heroes decide to take a rest day from addressing topics and enlightening the masses this episode, instead they reveal more personal details about themselves to let their listeners in. Prepare for a one off episode getting to know Keys & Lans. Email us at: islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Mar 14, 202055:49
My Hero Lans
Mar 14, 202048:46
He Would Do What For Nicki!? (Tape B)

He Would Do What For Nicki!? (Tape B)

FORGIVE KEYS' SINUS.... What did our billionaires choose between WW3 & an alien invasion in the awful cliffhanger? Lans tells another childhood story of abuse( at this point we got to help him guys). Jimmy exposes someone's holiday smoking and Keys loves his cousin Nicki maybe too much? BREAKING : CABINET MINISTERS GET CROWD DIVISIVE TRAVEL BENEFITS
Mar 14, 202058:53
Surviving Chucky (Tape A)

Surviving Chucky (Tape A)

Billionaires Keys & Lans welcome their first two official guests Jimmy & Teens. They talk about their marijuana driven lifestyles(not Keys because he abides by the law), being afraid of a woman, beatings by grandma, a run in with killer doll chucky and Keys leaves you all with a cliffhanger of choosing between WW3 or an alien invasion. Email us questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Mar 14, 202048:50
They Are Full of F-Word

They Are Full of F-Word

wondered what would happen to a nation that suffers power outages daily due to the failures of their only power company? All the while preparing for the inevitable rise of A.I and Trump's mistreatment of "dreamers".... Well so do we, Let"s Talk About It!
Mar 14, 202039:22
He Crushed His Sac!

He Crushed His Sac!

In an age where your nation bans plastic years after you survive your mom's assasination attempt and begin preparations for World War 3, how do you survive? Let's Talk About It!
Mar 14, 202035:32