Talk About It with Keys & Lans
By Keys & Lans
On this weekly episodic podcast, two young billionaires share their thoughts on domestic and international matters alike to stir up the masses. No topic too big or too small whether it be Kim K's sextape success or Donald Trump's wall. Let's Talk About It!
Talk About It with Keys & LansMar 14, 2020
00:00
48:46
The Brawl Starting Youth Pastor
Keys & Lans let loose on the "great colonizer" christopher colombus and being an independent commonwealth nation. They also recount the time their old youth pastor let two teens fight to solve their problems and bounced. Keys also spreads awareness on female circumcision and Lans get queasy and has to leave, lets Talk About It! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
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Jul 11, 202046:41
What Makes Sexuality Taboo?
La Morena Bonita Charlie joins the billionaires in a conversation about sexuality and the taboos surrounding it in The Bahamas. Are Christopher Colombus and his team of colonizers responsible? What about the queen and her English? *gasp* what about the bible and its objective truth? Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
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Jul 04, 202001:08:39
Her body his choice?
In a nation where the minimum wage is $210 US, Keys & Lans reveal how inadequate this is for any household to survive much less thrive. Abortion & child support also pop up and brings deep questions! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
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Jun 27, 202001:00:50
Gender Roles, Gentrification & Porn?
Somewhere in the conversation Keys & Lans talk about Dwayne Wayde & family, gender roles at work, the clothes you wear & everyday life. Lans chooses to kiss a complete stranger over his s/o & insults kilts all while Keys tries to show him the error of his ways. Let's talk about it! Email us for any advice, for any concerns or if you got any questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
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Jun 20, 202059:34
The Gay Episode! Enter Nathaniel
Yet another week of guests usurping Keys & Lans happens(these guys are losing control) & their show is taken over and held hostage but this time by a long time friend of Keys. He answers questions about growing up in the closet and coming out to family and the reactions of friends and so much more. Let's talk about it!
Jun 13, 202059:39
Make Special Ed Vital! Enter Yanique
Keys & Lans welcome a special guest today to talk about kids with special needs and their education in The Bahamas, particularly the struggles of teaching them during the Covid-19 pandemic and get this she also usurps them of their titles as hosts and interviews them about the show.... this should be good
Jun 06, 202001:09:56
F-Word Racism
In one of the more serious episodes in the wake of another police brutality incident, Keys & Lans give their emotionally charged takes on racism, cultural appropriation and what it would take to end it all. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE..... have Italian doctors discovered the cure for the corona *bacteria*???
May 30, 202053:11
The 12 Universal Laws..... Enter Meech! (& The Rock)
On this special episode of Talk About It the billionaires have a special guest and friend discuss the 12 laws of the universe. The Rock also pops in for a brief momenr and somehow in the mix Megan Fox and Queen Danerys enters the fray, why? Who knows but let's talk about it! Hit us up for anything via email at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
May 23, 202001:26:01
Voila! Hypnosis Gone Wrong
Ever wanted to get healed from lifethreatening issues? Ever wanted to pay $600 for it?(yeah, us too). Also, the U.S government now has more power to spy on the unsuspecting populace??? Find out next time on the exciting episore of Dragonball..... sorry TalkAboutIt With Keys & Lans! Email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Follow us on IG @talkaboutit_keysandlans, facebook page @ TalkAboutIt With Keys&Lans, Youtube page @ TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
May 16, 202040:05
Prelude to 4/20! Enter King Jumpa!
As your billionaires prep for the global 4/20 holiday with Lans' producer Jumpa, they discuss why the U.S told The Bahamas to not drill for oil, preventing another deepwater horizon incident and somehow the convo takes a turn for the worst with some would you rather questions(that Keys had nothing to do with). I guess we gon Talk About It!
Apr 26, 202001:10:38
Keys + Ellen Forever?
To take your minds off the doom and gloom of Covid 19, Keys tells the story of his totally real and not fabricated encounter with his crush Ellen and being the only billionaire that can't afford A/C, Lans shares his time of owning a diner and stopping a would be rebellion from soulless beings. You can't make this stuff up! Hit us up on IG: TalkAboutItWithKeys& Lans, Facebook page is the same name as well as twitter... also email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Apr 10, 202057:49
Almost 30 With A Curfew! Enter D.K.S!
As the country declares a state of emergency and the masses lose their minds, our billionaires break down curfew orders & chop it up with one of Keys’ oldest friends.... Let’s Talk About It! Hit us up at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com.
Mar 30, 202001:00:24
Global Pandemic or Global Distraction? Enter Shonte!
Actual cause for concern or incredible amounts of fear mongering by the media? Questions about the notorious coronavirus your billionaire heroes need answers to. Also We have a special guest here to shed light on her passions, career and dreams for Emanji Carnival 2020! Email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com. Follow us on instagram at talkaboutit_keyslans. Tweet us at TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
Mar 18, 202001:11:17
The PLP's Crime Deterring Whistle!
In a nation where the government's opposition proposes a whistle that stops all crime the country suddenly straightens up and flies right instantly. Keys reveals his primary school love and Lans starts a new mega church to combat the anti Sage burning pastor Jamal Bryant.... y'all get ready for this one! Email us @ islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com Instagram - talkaboutit_keyslans Facebook- Talkaboutitwith KeysLans Twitter - TalkAboutItWithKeys&Lans
Mar 14, 202043:33
The Simpsons Predicted.... The Coronavirus!?
Are the simpsons creators time travlers? Do we have an unhealthy obsession with Game Of Thrones? Does the Christian Council run the Bahamas and did we really allow a cruise ship with a possibly coronavirus afflicted person into our country!? Find out from your billionaires in this episode of Talk About It... Bringin the drama(and whatever else is said in the intro I can't make it out)
Mar 14, 202001:02:13
F-Word PC Culture!
our country catches up to the rest of the world we are finally getting a credit score, Lans finally tells a story that isn't connected to heroism(hooray) and the billionaires both start a war on PC culture! You Wan Fried Rice!? (We just love asians!) Email us at islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com for anything!
Mar 14, 202046:04
Da Bahamian Oil! Enter Khouri
How does a country react when their government ensures them no one will be digging for oil and a foreign entity says otherwise? Also interested to hear about real life call of duty exo suits? Let's Talk About It! Email us @ islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com for advice or anything you want to talk about.
Mar 14, 202053:56
This Is Us
Your billionaire heroes decide to take a rest day from addressing topics and enlightening the masses this episode, instead they reveal more personal details about themselves to let their listeners in. Prepare for a one off episode getting to know Keys & Lans. Email us at: islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Mar 14, 202055:49
My Hero Lans
How does a third world country get 8.2 billion dollars in debt with nothing to show for it? Will Keys exact revenge on a former teacher? Is Lans the hero the world needs and is the Coronavirus a distraction or is the new strain a legitimate pandemic? Let's Talk About It! Email us questions for advice @ islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Mar 14, 202048:46
He Would Do What For Nicki!? (Tape B)
FORGIVE KEYS' SINUS.... What did our billionaires choose between WW3 & an alien invasion in the awful cliffhanger? Lans tells another childhood story of abuse( at this point we got to help him guys). Jimmy exposes someone's holiday smoking and Keys loves his cousin Nicki maybe too much? BREAKING : CABINET MINISTERS GET CROWD DIVISIVE TRAVEL BENEFITS
Mar 14, 202058:53
Surviving Chucky (Tape A)
Billionaires Keys & Lans welcome their first two official guests Jimmy & Teens. They talk about their marijuana driven lifestyles(not Keys because he abides by the law), being afraid of a woman, beatings by grandma, a run in with killer doll chucky and Keys leaves you all with a cliffhanger of choosing between WW3 or an alien invasion. Email us questions at : islandtalkaboutit@gmail.com
Mar 14, 202048:50
They Are Full of F-Word
wondered what would happen to a nation that suffers power outages daily due to the failures of their only power company? All the while preparing for the inevitable rise of A.I and Trump's mistreatment of "dreamers".... Well so do we, Let"s Talk About It!
Mar 14, 202039:22
He Crushed His Sac!
In an age where your nation bans plastic years after you survive your mom's assasination attempt and begin preparations for World War 3, how do you survive? Let's Talk About It!
Mar 14, 202035:32