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Review Party Dot Com

By Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer

Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join?

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RPDC 11: Half-Time Oranges

Review Party Dot ComAug 25, 2020

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RPDC 195: Understanding the Fuss

RPDC 195: Understanding the Fuss

What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss!


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Mar 26, 202451:44
RPDC 194: Pigs with Fruit in their Mouth

RPDC 194: Pigs with Fruit in their Mouth

Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, allegedly.


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Mar 19, 202455:31
RPDC 193: "Classic Carby Bagel Nostalgia"

RPDC 193: "Classic Carby Bagel Nostalgia"

Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down that the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic!


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Mar 12, 202452:36
RPDC 192: Stink Seekers

RPDC 192: Stink Seekers

You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky with a side of stank.


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Mar 05, 202450:14
RPDC 191: The Ballad of Johnny Washboard

RPDC 191: The Ballad of Johnny Washboard

Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.

Feb 27, 202449:57
RPDC 190: All Glutes All the Time

RPDC 190: All Glutes All the Time

Glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and reviews for the Mongolian Massage Lab, confetti canons, the Protein Bar (and Kitchen!), LED cotton ball storm clouds, and the House of Spades barber shop. For the segment this we, we say Thanks Abby, with a little reading of the Dear Abby column. And glutes.



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Feb 20, 202448:60
RPDC 189: The Boston Water Party

RPDC 189: The Boston Water Party

Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement.

We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party!


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Feb 13, 202449:51
RPDC 188: The 7 Wrestling Rings of Hell

RPDC 188: The 7 Wrestling Rings of Hell

The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws.

We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition. Off the top rope!


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Feb 06, 202447:28
RPDC 187: Weird, Naked Dune People

RPDC 187: Weird, Naked Dune People

Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Discord app, bells that lack double dingability, and Kramer's Crematorium.


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Jan 30, 202448:07
RPDC 186: Getting to the Tuna

RPDC 186: Getting to the Tuna

We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town.

We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in!


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Jan 23, 202453:27
RPDC 185: A Controlled Funkening

RPDC 185: A Controlled Funkening

Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~

Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a bunch of Spam, Aspen Mountains, and Starkist Tuna. Funk up, chumps.


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Jan 16, 202449:43
RPDC 184: Poor Q*Bert

RPDC 184: Poor Q*Bert

This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride!


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Jan 09, 202450:58
Great Hits Vol. 3: Two Stars (One for Each Nut)

Great Hits Vol. 3: Two Stars (One for Each Nut)

Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!!

We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National Park from episode 39, a tripod chair from 42, A Statue of a Monkey with a Beer and a lost segment from episode 44, an Ewok movie double pack from 47, a look at the """Original""" Tamagotchi from 51, and a Listerine review from big episode 56.


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Jan 02, 202445:08
RPDC 183: A Hint of Playful Mystery: A Holiday Special

RPDC 183: A Hint of Playful Mystery: A Holiday Special

'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose.

I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more!


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Dec 23, 202358:07
RPDC 182: Beef n' Shrimp

RPDC 182: Beef n' Shrimp

They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf!


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Dec 19, 202347:45
RPDC 181: Garlic Bread Demands

RPDC 181: Garlic Bread Demands

If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three Wolf Moon with our own reviews for that legendary T. I'm not talking mister!


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Dec 12, 202348:40
RPDC 180: The Sleep Mask Ultimatum

RPDC 180: The Sleep Mask Ultimatum

Do you hear that? The voices... They're coming... and they're talking about funny internet reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky!


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Dec 05, 202351:47
RPDC 179: My Housemate Mr. P

RPDC 179: My Housemate Mr. P

This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time.


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Nov 28, 202350:18
RPDC 178: My Drive-Thru Friends

RPDC 178: My Drive-Thru Friends

Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it's possible applications. Get me some fries with that, and supersize it!


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Nov 21, 202351:22
RPDC 177: Slime and Stuff Like That

RPDC 177: Slime and Stuff Like That

Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!!


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Nov 14, 202346:25
RPDC 176: The Raw Goat Milk Wars

RPDC 176: The Raw Goat Milk Wars

Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all.


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Nov 07, 202351:26
Halloween Review Spooktacular IV: Beyond Sludge

Halloween Review Spooktacular IV: Beyond Sludge

This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man! Prepare you sludge receptors, the first wave is coming.


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Oct 31, 202349:02
RPDC 174: Meandering, Indecipherable Rhythms

RPDC 174: Meandering, Indecipherable Rhythms

Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot. Move your feet and feel united, oh oh oh.


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Oct 24, 202352:06
RPDC 173: Emotional Instability Jenga

RPDC 173: Emotional Instability Jenga

Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segment this week, a wild amount of Machu Picchu! Sadly, not built to fall.


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Oct 17, 202351:01
RPDC 172: Allegedly NASA Approved

RPDC 172: Allegedly NASA Approved

Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear some review trivia after half-time. Sorry about the sports metaphor when we're doing a space thing or whatever.


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Oct 10, 202348:24
RPDC 171: Tom Thumb 24/7

RPDC 171: Tom Thumb 24/7

Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know.

We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might say) into the history of the wet and wild pools of the Grotto of Massabielle Lourdes water bathhouse in Lourdes, France through review. Keep it clean!


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Oct 03, 202347:52
RPDC 170: My Dog is an Elephant

RPDC 170: My Dog is an Elephant

The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan.


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Sep 26, 202348:13
RPDC 169: Rolling with the Cinnamon Punches

RPDC 169: Rolling with the Cinnamon Punches

I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route 66.


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Sep 19, 202349:51
RPDC 168: We've Reached Critical Raymond

RPDC 168: We've Reached Critical Raymond

DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies. DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sep 12, 202351:58
RPDC 167: Bugs Bunny Space Jam Secret Sauce Situation

RPDC 167: Bugs Bunny Space Jam Secret Sauce Situation

We're with Newman in the men's locker room and he's showing us his gooey worm. It's a trip! I guess there's reviews, too, for things like Big Boy's grease situation, songs at Coor's Field, live worms shipped by Amazon (kind of), fancy clothes, not so fancy blocks of wood, and Arizona Ikea greeters. NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!!


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Sep 05, 202355:32
RPDC 166: All I Ever Wanted (Bromance and Gore)

RPDC 166: All I Ever Wanted (Bromance and Gore)

We got it all, we got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review review reviews FOR very high pressure (please believe me) water guns, Wisconsin Dells water park rivalries, a Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz disconnect, MORE HORSE MASK, 7/11 across the pond, and Indiana Jones kinda.


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Aug 29, 202353:26
RPDC 165: Charlie and The Hideous Inhuman Amalgamation

RPDC 165: Charlie and The Hideous Inhuman Amalgamation

Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real!

Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust. Tantalizing, I know.


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Aug 22, 202357:10
RPDC 164: Your Ticket to Soup World

RPDC 164: Your Ticket to Soup World

If you could have one soup in the world, would you do it?


Not me. I would do these reviews for Weezer Weezer, working out with pipes, dumb apps with energy bars, evil dentist stuff, big ol' Baldur's Gate 3, the bubbler situation at the MKE, and going straight back to Yelp Japan for some good good good slurpin'. Surf's up, the broth is coming!


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Aug 15, 202350:19
RPDC 163: We Love a Dad who Hates to Monkey Around

RPDC 163: We Love a Dad who Hates to Monkey Around

Hey! What's going on in here! Quit monkeying around! Check out these reviews for a pizza stone, beer and bbq but in Milwaukee, chandeliers with questionable names, the Colonel himself, signs for trespassers, and a bakery.


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Aug 08, 202353:58
RPDC 162: He Was a Gravy Guy

RPDC 162: He Was a Gravy Guy

You know the bastard, big gravy-enjoying bastard that guy.

We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby!


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Aug 01, 202352:12
RPDC 161: Just Boil It to Life

RPDC 161: Just Boil It to Life

Nothing resets the spirits like actually being boiled alive! Or these reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little cheesesteak place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds.


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Jul 25, 202349:50
RPDC 160: Your 3AM Chugging Water

RPDC 160: Your 3AM Chugging Water

Let this podcast be your 3am bedside chugging water. Let it heal all that ails you, wash down your insides and flush you of all that is unwell within you, and refresh you for a restful resty rest rest. And it's funny. I guess 3am chugging water in this metaphor isn't really funny so it wasn't an apt metaphor in the first place. Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for that g-darn Haribo company, Willard Wonka's funny movie, vitamins but FOR HER, Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars!, mainlining yellow mustard, and stupid ass dog in a casino situation. Chug it in, chug it good, chug that review party like you should.


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Jul 18, 202349:27
Birthday Party Dot Com III: My Sausage Sandwich Birthright

Birthday Party Dot Com III: My Sausage Sandwich Birthright

Review Party is 3 big ones in this heated summer month, and to celebrate, we're claiming our birthright. Our meaty spiced birthright encased in the SNAP. You know what I'm saying! That snap is this episode, and we're not talking slim, Jim. Thicc stuff here, birthday stuff. Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), hometown pizza with the hometown cheese and the hometown steez, several evenings at a certain other pizza place, Sims 3 but California I kissed a girl and I liked it type beat, and some cafes. They're kind of birthday-y, too, I swear. Enjoy da party!~


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Jul 11, 202351:32
RPDC 158: Getting Nipped Out of Your Gourd

RPDC 158: Getting Nipped Out of Your Gourd

I'm telling you, you put these edible rotating balls on your wall, lick 'em good, and the next thing you know, you're in zonk town baby! In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy. Nip it in the bud!!!


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Jul 04, 202351:12
RPDC 157: My Full Body is Stronger than the Wind

RPDC 157: My Full Body is Stronger than the Wind

I guess we get spiritual this episode? I don't even know what this title is about and I just heard it this morning. Hey, lets find out together! I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow! I think my full body does feel stronger than the wind! I get it now!


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Jun 27, 202351:18
RPDC 156: A Little French Fry in the Radiator

RPDC 156: A Little French Fry in the Radiator

Put a little Monica in my life, a little bit of french fry in my radiator; Lou Bega knew what he was doing. We do not, but we do have internet reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME. Enjoy that potato.


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Jun 20, 202353:40
RPDC 155: The Elvis Grease

RPDC 155: The Elvis Grease

The grease, the grease, oh mama, its consuming me, all is dark now, oh mama.

Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream.


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Jun 13, 202355:18
RPDC 154: I got a Nice Lift

RPDC 154: I got a Nice Lift

In a car? No, I'm talkin' cheeks my guy. Raise them up on that pedestal they deserve. That's right, we're ass men on this podcast and if you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like, you love it (we're also Weezer men). No nerds singing pop rock with sad bleeding heart lyrics today though, just reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills weight loss, Nikes, Zelda, Street Fighter but the movie, and umbrellas but a lightsaber. I will say, the whole time, we look just like Buddy Holly, and oh oh, the audience is Mary Tyler Moore. Sorry about that one Weezer joke splitting into like three more. There's no Weezer jokes in this episode I really promise.

Jun 06, 202349:49
RPDC 153: Waxing Unpoetic

RPDC 153: Waxing Unpoetic

Call us Bo cause we about to burn 'em. Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club. It won't be poetic, but it'll be funny.


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May 30, 202354:00
RPDC 152: Dispensing a Lot of Advice

RPDC 152: Dispensing a Lot of Advice

You got problems? You got issues? You're weird and you have to fix your crappy life? Same, bro. This funny podcast will help for a while. It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we got.


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May 23, 202350:54
RPDC 151: Becoming a Better Monkey

RPDC 151: Becoming a Better Monkey

This week it's what we're all about: becoming the best monkeys we can be. Don't believe me? Check us out monkeying around on these reviews AND THEN get back to me. We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape!


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May 16, 202351:02
RPDC 150: I've Got Some Vanity to Me

RPDC 150: I've Got Some Vanity to Me

It's a big one ladies and germs, a big ol' 150 episodes of giggle-adjacent internet swamp-water fueled reviewnertainment. We almost called ourselves The Reviewniverse, ain't that wild?

Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, between you and me, a little revisit of some schmugar schmee schmummy schmears. That hurt to type, sugar free gummy bears. There, are you happy? One Hundred And Fif Tee.


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May 09, 202349:28
RPDC 149: Rudely Asking for Mercy

RPDC 149: Rudely Asking for Mercy

You ever spit in someone's eye while they got a boot on your chest? Maybe pleaded with the registrar while holding a vase full of water over their computer? If so, you got gumption, sonny. You don't accept fate for what it is, you scoff like a teenager and demand that it gets changed. That attitude will take you places.


Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt (oh my), as well as an enchanted bottle opener and an eye doctor with no pity. A quick round of 5 Star Review, the board game, also makes an appearance. Tasty good!

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May 02, 202347:03
RPDC 148: Getting Steamed Over a Glass of Chardonnay

RPDC 148: Getting Steamed Over a Glass of Chardonnay

The reviews in this episode are gunna make you wanna kill. They're gunna make you wanna stab! Stab, kill, and leave a review! The keys to a happy life. Reviews for, but not limited to, Street Sharks, nasty biscuits at the Nasty Biscuit, Topper's top Pizza, chainsaws, closed strip clubs, and Ihops with sad managers. Will you survive?


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Apr 25, 202352:22
RPDC 147: A Prelude to Some Nastiness

RPDC 147: A Prelude to Some Nastiness

The calm before the nasty is now. The nasty is reviews for carnivals in Las Vegas, lemons that are not so real, tomato sauce (in a can!), some PBS show called Nova, some mobile game called Marvel Snap, coffee shops, and fire made of cardboard. Stay nasty!


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