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Standup comedians Ian Hunt and Cat Zini have to balance comedy with their graveyard shift jobs to pay the bills. They’re beat up. They dream of a life as full time comics. If that doesn’t happen soon they’ll fill their pockets with rocks and walk into the Hudson. Listen and they’ll live another day.

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110 episodes!!!

Ep. 112 - Restless Legs

Published 05/13/2021
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Ep. 111 - Put A Finger On It

Published 05/06/2021
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Ep. 110 - Countdown To Vacation

Published 04/28/2021
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Ep. 109 - The Hairy Grabster

Published 04/22/2021
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Ep. 108 - Das Reboot

Published 04/14/2021
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Ep. 107 - Paul Simon VS Bob Dylan

Published 04/08/2021
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Ep. 106 - Got It Bad

Published 03/31/2021
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Ep. 105 - Surprise Threesome!

Published 03/25/2021
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Ep. 104 - Don Lululemon

Published 03/18/2021
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Ep. 103 - Bikini Kill Yourself

Published 03/11/2021
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Ep. 102 - March The 4th Be With You

Published 03/03/2021
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Ep. 101 - Welcome To My TedX Talk

Published 02/24/2021
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Ep. 100 - Diminishing Returns

Published 02/18/2021
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Ep. 99 - Free Britney And Palestine

Published 02/10/2021
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Ep. 98 - We Have Your Address

Published 02/02/2021
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Ep. 97 - Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag?

Published 01/26/2021
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Ep. 96 - Fweedom Fighters

Published 01/20/2021
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Ep. 95 - Did We Quit Comedy?

Published 01/13/2021
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Ep. 94 Patreon Ep. 13 Unlocked

Published 01/06/2021
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Ep. 93 - Hilaria Episodio

Published 12/30/2020
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Ep. 92 - Motivated By Rage

Published 12/23/2020
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Ep. 91 - Hey Man, Nice Shot

Published 12/16/2020
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Ep. 90 - Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Association

Published 12/09/2020
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Ep. 89 - Enjoy Your Footlong In Jail!

Published 12/01/2020
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Ep. 88 - Harry Styles In A Dress?!?!?!?

Published 11/23/2020
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Ep. 87 - Toxic Being A Bitch Syndrome

Published 11/18/2020
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Ep. 86 - Horny To Condescend

Published 11/09/2020
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Ep. 85 - I Think We're Alone Now

Published 11/02/2020
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Ep. 84 - Radiator Blues

Published 10/26/2020
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Ep. 83 - No Eggs

Published 10/19/2020
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Ep. 82 - Dear Dog Moms

Published 10/11/2020
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Ep. 81 - Literal Dumpster Fire

Published 10/04/2020
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Ep. 80 - The Secret

Published 09/26/2020
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Ep. 79 - Ruth Bader Deadsburg

Published 09/20/2020
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Ep. 78 - 9/11 Special

Published 09/12/2020
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Ep. 77 - Frasier Is Rape Culture

Published 09/05/2020
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Ep. 76 - The Art Of Hate Listening

Published 08/31/2020
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Ep. 75 - Scientology 101

Published 08/23/2020
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Ep. 74 - Financially Larry Nassar-ed

Published 08/17/2020
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Ep. 73 - Deviated Rectum

Published 08/08/2020
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Ep. 72 - Challenge Accepted

Published 07/30/2020
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Ep. 71 - Lady Bossery

Published 07/26/2020
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Ep. 70 - Truth Seekers

Published 07/17/2020
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Ep. 69 - Ham Canceled

Published 07/12/2020
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Ep. 68 - Toxically Masculine Fragile White TERFs

Published 07/03/2020
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Ep. 67 - Jenkem On The Rocks

Published 06/29/2020
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Ep. 66 - Cannolis & White Claw

Published 06/19/2020
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Ep. 65 - Gay For Dictators

Published 06/12/2020
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Ep. 64 - Ice Cream Bucket

Published 06/06/2020
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Ep. 63 - Patreon Ep. 6 Unlocked

Published 05/30/2020
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Ep. 62 - It Was A Joooooooke!

Published 05/22/2020
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Ep. 61 - Generation Butt Fuck

Published 05/15/2020
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Ep. 60 - This One's For No-Face

Published 05/08/2020
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Ep. 59 - Dear Emily Ratajkowski

Published 05/01/2020
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Ep. 58 - Existential Dread

Published 04/24/2020
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Ep. 57 - Quaran-teens

Published 04/17/2020
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Ep. 56 - Death Of A Dildo Salesman

Published 04/10/2020
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Ep. 55 - Where In The World Are Carmen's Big Fat Titties?

Published 04/02/2020
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Ep. 54 - DeeDee Megadoodoo

Published 03/27/2020
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Ep. 53 - RICHARD SCARRY IS FOR BABIES!!!!!!!

Published 03/20/2020
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Ep. 52 - Steampunk Goldberg

Published 03/13/2020
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Ep. 51 - Turning Japanese

Published 03/05/2020
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Ep. 50 - Paging Dr. Asspussy

Published 02/26/2020
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Ep. 49 - Horse-Faced Lesbians

Published 02/21/2020
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Ep. 48 - Hello Chinese Ladies

Published 02/12/2020
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Ep. 47 - The Nightmare Before Beetlejuice

Published 02/07/2020
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Ep. 46 - Jumping The Shark

Published 01/31/2020
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Ep. 45 - Welcome To The Circle

Published 01/23/2020
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Ep. 44 - Oscars So MEN

Published 01/15/2020
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Ep. 43 - Yummy!

Published 01/09/2020
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Ep. 42 - Julia Roberts Eats Ass

Published 01/02/2020
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Ep. 41 - Catherine Got Crabs For Christmas

Published 12/23/2019
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Ep. 40 - Patreon.com/SuicidePact

Published 12/18/2019
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Ep. 39 - Hillary Clinton Please Kill Us

Published 12/13/2019
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Ep. 38 - Drugging The Patriarchy

Published 12/05/2019
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Ep. 37 - Crazy Rich Italians

Published 11/28/2019
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Ep. 36 - Live Audio Of Us Having Sex

Published 11/19/2019
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Ep. 35 - All Female Reboot

Published 11/13/2019
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Ep. 34 - 4 More Years!

Published 11/06/2019
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Ep. 33 - Pots And Pans Man

Published 10/31/2019
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Ep. 32 - What's Good YouTube?!

Published 10/23/2019
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Ep. 31 - Flavor Of Love

Published 10/18/2019
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Ep. 30 - Free Gary Glitter

Published 10/08/2019
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Ep. 29 - Return To Pedophile Island

Published 10/03/2019
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Ep. 28 - Check This One For Slurs

Published 09/25/2019
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Ep. 26 - Beach Guy

Published 09/12/2019
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Ep. 25 - Hail Satan!

Published 09/04/2019
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Ep. 24 - Erotic Fart Fiction

Published 08/28/2019
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Ep. 23 - Fredos In Paris

Published 08/21/2019
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Ep. 22 - Epstein's Fish Tube To Hell

Published 08/14/2019
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Ep. 21 - 9/11 Feral Hogs

Published 08/07/2019
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Ep. 20 - Pedophile Vs Predator

Published 07/31/2019
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Ep. 19 - Red Pilled

Published 07/24/2019
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Ep. 18 - Texted To Death

Published 07/17/2019
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Ep. 17 - Bath Water For Sale!

Published 07/10/2019
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Ep. 16 - Fuck You, Jeff Dunham

Published 07/03/2019
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Ep. 14 - OJ Simpson: Gay Icon

Published 06/18/2019
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Ep. 13 - Robots Are Taking Our Handjobs

Published 06/10/2019
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Ep. 12 - Vampire Kings Of Comedy

Published 06/05/2019
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Ep. 11 - Chernobyl Porn Parody

Published 05/28/2019
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Ep. 10 - America’s Got Six Weeks To Live

Published 05/22/2019
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Ep. 9 - Tyler Perry Presents Suicide Pact

Published 05/15/2019
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Ep. 8 - Emotional Labor Camp

Published 05/07/2019
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Ep. 7 - Cumberbatch On My Snatch

Published 05/01/2019
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Ep. 6 - Macklemore Is Gay

Published 04/23/2019
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Ep. 5 - The Wizarding World Of GOT

Published 04/16/2019
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Ep. 4 - A Stars Is Born

Published 04/09/2019
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Ep. 3 - Aunt Man

Published 04/02/2019
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Ep. 2 - Amanda Knox Vs Casey Anthony

Published 03/26/2019
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Ep. 1 - I Need A Lover

Published 03/19/2019
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