Rankings The Marvel Cinematic Universe UPDATED 2 18 18

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You love nbsp lists nbsp and Look to the Cookie doesn t do enough of them So here are the rankings and reasons for the 18 released nbsp Marvel Cinematic Universe nbsp movies as determined by the entire LTC staff that wears glasses and has dark skin named Germar 18 nbsp Thor nbsp nbsp 5 10 nbsp Thor nbsp is the only movie on the list that is absolutely awful Whenever I hear someone say they liked nbsp Thor I want to punch them in the face very hard I watched this awful film twice because my ex s sister-in-law convinced the family that it was good They all hated it I feel like nbsp Thor nbsp was the most cartoony or comic-y of the movies If you liked this movie you re probably a Thor nbsp fan nbsp or hardcore comic fan or you have absolutely terrible taste or you want to feel my fist nbsp img border 0 height 320 src https 4 bp blogspot com -9YyHNGTydps VanlwZBD5-I AAAAAAAACoI wVY7qEGGStg s320 The Incredible Hulk poster jpg width 216 17 nbsp The Incredible Hulk nbsp 6 5 10 nbsp This film works on just about every level It ranked poorly solely because the field is stacked Bringing in the Abomination for a showstopping city-smashing finale was genius Seeing hints of the Leader was cool Edward Norton did what he does he killed it Some parts drag but it s about as good as a live-action Hulk film could be outside of nbsp The Avengers 16 nbsp Spider-Man Homecoming nbsp 6 5 10 nbsp Maybe I just hit that age where cutesy teen movies lose their charm If I have this is a sad sad time for me Michael Keaton can do no wrong And Marvel s actually inspired inspiring casting excites me–sexually so many shades of brown This version of Spidey is the most realistic which often means boring Tobey gt Tom gt Andrew15 nbsp Doctor Strange nbsp 6 5 10 nbsp Ok MCU fans stahp it Every next film cannot be their best film This was nbsp a nbsp good nbsp film but mediocre in this collection They ve perfected the genre and now they can crank them out in perpetuity But nbsp Doctor Strange nbsp lacked the team dynamic and history that recent entries contain And while the movie remained active it wasn t the action of Winter Soldier Ultron or Civil War Yes magic but still Dormammu ending nbsp perfect img border 0 height 200 src https 4 bp blogspot com -qiuqQa3aAmg WJM9OzCjnqI AAAAAAAADYs BaWQRsfvWcAXNJPIO7OveRuxjHA6LaeswCK4B s400 doctor-strange-1 jpg width 400 14 nbsp Captain America The Winter Soldier nbsp nbsp nbsp 6 5 10 nbsp Somehow this average flick fooled the world It wasn t nearly as clever as you think nbsp It did however make nbsp Agents of S H I E L D nbsp a much better series The action especially between Cap and Bucky dwarfs the other non-ensemble films This rendition of Falcon fits nicely The Winter Soldier appeared as he might in my dreams and nightmares Oddly I enjoyed it more the second time nbsp Expectations Hype 13 nbsp Ant-Man nbsp nbsp 6 5 10 nbsp I found this film to be the least Marvel-y which is fine Because it wasn t a typical Marvel film it was American film-making 101 and quite predictable If you like mediocre movies you will LOVE this That said they did pull this off well 12 nbsp Iron Man 3 nbsp nbsp 7 10 nbsp Ughhhhh I loved the Mandarin thing but was this really an Iron Man movie I appreciated the Mandarin ruse because we weren t ready for the actual Mandarin yet nbsp I understood the stuff with the kid but really There were two iron men that rarely got to suit-up Annnd the weird fire volcano people Annnnd Pepper became Iron Man and Fire Lady nbsp Annnnnnd how did this get ranked so highly Oh there were lots of suits fighting at the end–that was cool Although it was wise of the writers I never bought RDJ s portrayal of PTSD11 nbsp nbsp Iron Man 2 nbsp nbsp 7 10 nbsp No one liked this film nbsp but me I understand that But hey I have a sense of humor Drunken Iron Man dancing and fighting stolen suits HAMMER and weapon malfunctions the bird the Widow c mon nbsp 10 nbsp nbsp Thor Ragnarok nbsp 7 10 nbsp Comedy is fine but nbsp comedy nbsp in every single line of dialogue for an hour straight is weird This is the first movie EVERRRR where every actor played the role of comic relief Beyond that it was somewhat amazing–beautifully shot amazing performances and CGI excellence They get bonus points for a decent villain an Executioner sighting and a Planet Hulk nod 9 nbsp Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 nbsp 7 10 nbsp They almost did it again Odd that this film isn t more connected to the Avengers part of the universe It was hilarious but almost not a movie The typical conflict and tension nbsp were nbsp non-existent The twists were predictable in a typical way The B-villain and story were laughable But to be fair how do you follow one of the biggest films of all time–the biggest universally loved surprise hit since nbsp The Matrix They nbsp almost nbsp did it 8 nbsp nbsp Avengers Age Of Ultron nbsp nbsp nbsp 7 10 nbsp Not a good film but a HUGE film They attempted to pack too much into one film Ultron and Spader dominated Why do Ultron and later the Vision exist and how not that important really They attempted an attempt at explanations all over this thing Nothing made sense but it was a wild and fun ride nbsp img border 0 height 320 src https 2 bp blogspot com -0f5TBlkd9RE Vann1wbKMmI AAAAAAAACoU oWKAA- 2YKo s320 Thor 2Bdark 2Bworld jpg width 213 7 nbsp Thor The Dark World nbsp nbsp nbsp 7 5 10 nbsp nbsp Yes I appreciate this film more than most of you but that s because I get things and stuff Yes the bad guy was weak unimportant and not memorable but so what They took a big cue from nbsp The nbsp Avengers nbsp and made a film that was fun funny nbsp action-packed and included a beginning middle and end I only hated that it was so short 6 nbsp Iron Man nbsp nbsp nbsp 8 10 nbsp nbsp I never understood why you feel so strongly and positively about this film I re-watched it It s solid and really solidly establishes the entire universe I had far more fun with 2 and maybe even 3 but this is a far superior film 5 nbsp Captain America The First Avenger nbsp nbsp nbsp 8 10 nbsp nbsp Surprise motherf cker that s a nbsp Dexter nbsp reference Honestly I can t even get through this now but I remember what it meant then I m not a Captain America fan This film made me care about him They poked fun at him He was a guy and not an Uncle Sam poster except for when he clearly was but that wasn t by choice Most importantly my female non-nerd friends thought this film was dope and not just because the Human Torch starred in it 4 Black Panther 8 4 10 Deep I have no jokes here Even though this wasn t the best film or my favorite film it is by far the most important Had it been less predictable with a T Challa that was cool and mysterious like in Civil War it s a 10 10 3 nbsp Captain America Civil War nbsp 8 5 10 nbsp TeamIronMan all day This IS actually Avengers 3 Civil War but it doesn t lose points for that Marvel Studios does an unbelievable job of adding characters combining worlds and progressing their universe It s very well balanced It loses points and me in some of the more verbose scenes The dialogue wasn t too complex just too much The conflict was simple and obvious–show us more of that Spider-man was flawless Black Panther was more flawless nbsp 2 nbsp nbsp Guardians of the Galaxy nbsp nbsp 9 10 nbsp nbsp People that don t include this in their top two also get punched in the face nbsp 80s references never go over my head because there ain t nbsp no thing nbsp like me but me whore The flick s fairly flawless nbsp nbsp 1 nbsp The Avengers nbsp nbsp nbsp 10 10 nbsp nbsp Nailed it nbsp THIS nbsp is what I want to feel every time I pay 50 for popcorn soda and Raisinets What can I say that hasn t been said before The most balanced movie I ve ever seen if you forget that Hawkeye is also sort of an Avenger nbsp img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie d yIl2AUoC8zA border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie i fIuyu6r lFQ 7kjzLp1fufA 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