S1: Episode 19: We Are So Close To Getting Rid Of Wesley; OSHA Finally Makes An Appearance And Some Rants About Admissions

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This episode debuts Wesley apos s new haircut which looks terrible I guess the ship barber doesn apos t care for his nepo status Sick burn barber totally support your decision making Speaking of blowing Wesley out of the airlock it apos s his time to shine as he apos s going to take this insanely inconsistent and irritating entrance exam to Starfleet Good luck because even the test administrators don apos t seem to know the parameters for success At least he meets a hot fellow candidate who actually can stand him for two minutes and maybe gets her space number so it apos s not all bad Another super boring old white dude who apos s an admiral and supposedly friends with Picard beams aboard with this Starfleet OSHA guy to inspect the ship but the admiral is very frosty to Picard so everyone is a total diva towards the OSHA guy as a result even though OSHA guy raises some very good questions We see Riker mount a chair like a horse which is weird and not as cool as he thinks it is And like everyone else the OSHA dude forgets to ask about Singh so my expectations of Starfleet are met as I deem it an unsafe work environment and even their OSHA is underwhelming But yes by all means ask about Crusher apos s dead husband because that apos s super relevant Weirdest inspection ever Featuring Air cocaine Painted hallway backdrops The same soundproofing foam we use Worf apologizing to Wesley Jake or maybe Jkae we aren apos apos t sure Very confusing social strata Admission woes Also advantages for nepo babies and the rich in admissions that aged well A poor unsuspecting candidate for Starfleet that apos s being used to combat the rumors that Starfleet has been mad speciesist against the Ferengi amongst other species A guy who loves a beam a little too much like way too much PLEASE SUBSCRIBE Y apos ALL Thanks for listening and we adore you all Check us out at www start-trek com and if you like us please subscribe We have another podcast called Anecdotes for Awkward Folks if you like bizarre historical stories so give it a listen if that sounds appealing Thanks for listening