The Mission Impossible Movies Ranked

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You love nbsp lists nbsp and Look to the Cookie doesn t do nearly enough of them So here are the rankings and reasons for the six released nbsp Mission Impossible nbsp movies as determined by the sexiest single man in all of pretend media nbsp Germar spent the last three weeks watching these films just to author this piece Yes they took that long because they are that bad img border 0 height 225 src https 4 bp blogspot com -KHKfymbYGxg W2aa6KrDF8I AAAAAAAAEVc aNt 7GsWVFkrTQgGaGLkZu1v0xjhLYbIQCK4BGAYYCw s400 mission impossible – photofest – h 2018 jpg width 400 Photofest6 Mission Impossible 4 10 Here an already middle-aged Tom Cruise looks comparatively young This film is the best ever 1990s made-for-TV film which just happens to be directed by Brian De Palma and released in theaters You know how The Untouchables is the best movie ever then you realize it s sorta whack but then you realize it came out in 1987 so it s pretty good Mission Impossible nbsp is the spy version of that but released in 1996 So in 2018 not only is it dated but it s dated next to other 90s films Yes it has that one iconic shot that they never got tired of 5 Mission Impossible II 4 5 10 Hey Tom s looking like old weird-ass Tom here He even has Tom Hank s awful hair from that one movie about a book John Woo went out of his way here to demonstrate what an awful director he can be Most of the movie takes place in slow motion Then the slo-mo stops to cut to a close-up of something that has no relevance But hey he also directed Paycheck Face Off which I liked as a child and Broken Arrow So why do you think he s so good again At least the love interest was black ish Wait why were they so in love 4 Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol 6 6 10 Thin So I m sure most of you like this one When I saw directed by Brad Bird I was like the cartoon dude did a Mission Impossible movie He did And considering that this was awesome How did he get this gig I mean how many times did he sleep with Tom Cruise to get this gig I mean I d do Cruise like seven times to direct a Mission Impossible I might even like it after seeing that first check 3 Mission Impossible – Rogue Nation 6 7 10 Oh how I ve changed Initially I thought – decent flick A few days ago I thought Rebecca Ferguson is the most beautiful talented perfect person to ever appear in a movie Plus this one s good because Christopher McQuarrie directed it I don t know him at all except that he s Tom Cruise s lover nbsp personal film director Look it up He s directed a Tom Cruise led film about five dozen times It s a perfect match It s like they know each other on some deeper level I don t know It reminds me of when I work with my girlfriends We just really understand Never mind Is this libel or slander 2 nbsp Mission Impossible III 6 8 10 Finally a nbsp real director I understand that some of you don t get why J J Abrams is one of the best things to happen to visual media But that s because you re old or dumb or old and dumb This was the first good film in the series And yes much of that has to do with Philip Seymour Hoffman He s so much better than every other actor in the series to this point that it s almost awkward It s akin to Steph Curry joining a champion high school basketball team Yeah they were great but he just made a full-court shot while playing PokemonGo and he shot it with his elbow nbsp img border 0 height 200 src https 3 bp blogspot com -VH3wKRZfK0o W2abZ3pXQ3I AAAAAAAAEVo YoisBILJuFwx6DFD-9zd7fgQnp9SjggcQCK4BGAYYCw s400 tom 2Bcruise 2Blook 2Bto 2Bthe 2Bcookie 2Bmission 2Bimpossible jpg width 400 1 Mission Impossible – Fallout 7 10 Weird right This film isn t better than the others but somehow it definitely is I haven t looked but I bet Chris directed it He and Tom just have a tight connection I ll look now Called it This film is the best because it s smart And it s smart by realizing that we get it now I got it 15 years ago But now we all get it The guy that s the new good guy – he s the bad guy The person who s oddly bad or weirdly good is wearing a mask Here they didn t ever try to say gotcha They told an obvious but good story I mean plutonium again But they brought back all of your favorites and somehow tied the entire series together It almost makes sense now Nah it s nonsensical–it just follows Cruise-logic well img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie d yIl2AUoC8zA border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie i -Iy9uLq-K80 iwnE-IKc2jU F7zBnMyn0Lo border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie d 7Q72WNTAKBA border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie i -Iy9uLq-K80 iwnE-IKc2jU V sGLiPBpWU border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie i -Iy9uLq-K80 iwnE-IKc2jU gIN9vFwOqvQ border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie d l6gmwiTKsz0 border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff LookToTheCookie d qj6IDK7rITs border 0 img img src http feeds feedburner com ff 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